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Russia Loses Inflatable Spacecraft
Treeluvinhippy writes: "This article is a little light on details, but it looks like the Russians lost the Demonstrator-2 spacecraft. For those who don't know this craft was the inflatable launched from a submarine. Slashdot has the scoop of the launch right here"
I read ACs at +1, anybody modded troll goes down -5 with my setup.
Ouch.
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I love those posts, HQ, at least where last time I checked, may have gone down hill, often times modded up though, good writting skills.
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Plus, if you crash-land on some planet, you can fashion your ship into an army of hot young petrified girls!
How about hot young pertified Natalie Portmans?
Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski
Death by widening, dude.
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Klerck, ole boy, you should seriously consider jumping... in front of a train I don't think ou'll have much time to change your mind.
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Do I really want to be known as just another guy who shot himself?
Why do you care?
You'll be dead.
Gone.
Nothing.
The fact that you care about what other people will think of you after you're gone indicates that part of you may not want to commit suicide after all.
I recommend that you seek professional help.
Remember that it doesn't matter how you kill yourself; if you kill yourself, other people will just think that you're a loser (unless you're terminally ill and/or in great physical pain, etc.).
Do you really think that anyone really cares how you did it (other than those that have to clean it up)?
You'll be forgotten in short order, except maybe by your parents.
Suicide is so passe these days.
If you care what others think, if you want to make an impression on people, then get yourself some help, and work to do great things.
Then you'll be remembered.
Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
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I've seen dozens of my friends and lovers die from AIDS. It's not funny. And the blood transfusion thing is just stupid. Everyone who got AIDS got it from blood transfusions, it's just the delivery method that's different: dirty needle, penis, etc.
Klerck, you really are messed up.
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I rarely venture far enough down the page to encounter the suicidal section, but because of the widening I decided to slum it. I actually have an opinion that may be helpful for you. Get a gun, some duct tape and a rope, and find a tall bridge. Duct tape the gun to your hand in a position comfortable enough to use it (this is so when you jump, you don't accidentally drop it). Tie one end of the rope around your neck noose-style, and the other to the aforementioned bridge tightly. Use some duct tape to reinforce it if you're not sure. Now, jump off the bridge. Make sure its a good jump, so you'll most likely break your neck instantly. If you don't die instantly and you still have some degree of motor control, use the gun for quick relief. If you didn't get your cub scout merit badge in noose-tying, duct tape, jumping, or sucking on your nine mil, then you always have surface tension and gravity assisted flight as a your backup. For good measure, you can add the following: Taking sleeping pills, using a bridge over a busy freeway instead of water, or slitting your wrists. I've been told it is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath. Always keep in mind the sequence of events, you don't want to do something like take the sleeping pills first and completely eliminate your ability to multitask later on.
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