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Muddie writes "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is reporting that television execs and advertising agencies think product placement and the 30 second commercial spot are not getting the respect they deserves from us consumers, so in order to combat us ignoring them, there will be pop-up ads taking up the lower quarter of your screen during normal programming. Not only that, but the ads will run during relevant portions of the programming (see a guy shaving in the mirror, get a pop-up ad from a razor company). Do "They" think we just don't see enough advertising in a day? If you aren't busy throwing things through your television yet, you can read the article over here (with no pop-up ads)."

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  1. Taco-snotting is dying by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Netcraft has confirmed: Taco-snotting is dying.

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    Lets keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Circle-snotting leader Jeff Homos Masterbates states that there are 7000 snotters of the circle-snot. How many users of anal snot are there? Lets see. The number of circle-snotting versus anal snot posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 anal snot users. SnotOS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of anal snot posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of SnotOS. A recent article put the circle-snot at about 80 percent of the Taco-snotting market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 circle-snot users. This is consistent with the number of circle-snot Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of CowboiKneels walnuts, abysmal sales and so on, the circle-snot went out of business and was taken over by SNOTi who sell another troubled Taco-snot. Now SNOTi is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another gay whorehouse.

    All major surveys show that Taco-snotting has steadily declined in faggotshare. Taco-snotting is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Taco-snotting is to survive at all it will be among heterosexual hobbyist dabblers. Taco-snotting continues to decay. Nothing short of a jizz-soaked miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Taco-snotting is dead.

    Fact: Taco-snotting is dead.

    - posted by poopbot: the bot formerly known as pwpbot

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  2. [xdfgf] Happy Late Mothers Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Walter!"

    Patty brushed her long, wavy blonde hair out of her eyes and
    glowered angrily at her son's bedroom door.

    "Walter, I know what you're doing in there! I am absolutely
    sick of listening to you jacking off in your room every day! Walter,
    are you listening?"

    Her teenage son didn't answer. The rhythmic thumping continued
    louder than ever, the sound of the headboard banging against the wall
    as Walter eagerly beat his prick, flailing his fist up and down his
    stiff, aching cock.

    "Walter!"

    Patty swore and rapped angrily on the door. She was thirty-four
    and gorgeous, with wide blue eyes complementing her blonde hair, and
    a slim, stacked, big-titted body.

    "Walter, pay attention to me!"

    Walter groaned, and then the headboard started thumping against
    the wall even more quickly. He was probably on the verge of spraying
    a big load of cum all over his chest. Patty turned from the door,
    blushing fiercely as she retreated down the hall. She was dressed
    casually, in jeans and a blue work shirt that gave her large, braless
    tits plenty of room to jiggle and bounce. It was the sort of outfit
    that any normal housewife would have worn around the home, but she
    didn't feel normal.

    For one thing, she was divorced now. The house and her modest
    monthly alimony checks were all she had to remember her long marriage
    to her husband. For another thing, she had a handsome young son who
    was obsessed with jacking off.

    It had started six months before, after the divorce. Walter was
    an unusually handsome young lad of sixteen, tall and muscular, with a
    bulging crotch that Patty, in spite of her embarrassment, had been
    unable not to notice. Patty had read that the sex drive of growing
    boys can be very strong, but that hadn't prepared her for the fact
    that Walter's cock seemed to be stiff and bulging most of the time.

    She supposed her appearance had something to do with it. Patty
    was slimmer than average, with long legs and a cute, girlishly round
    ass. But her tits were so big that most of her bras had to be
    custom-made. Her body had always made men horny, and Patty was
    afraid that her only child was no exception. She had been mortified
    to see his cock swelling many times in the past six months, when she
    caught him ogling her figure.

    At least he could try to restrain himself, Patty thought. Or at
    least be quiet about wanting to play with himself so much. It was
    three-thirty in the afternoon now, and Walter had been home for a
    half hour. He'd literally run upstairs as soon as he'd walked
    through the door with an obscene-looking bulge tenting through his
    slacks.

    Two minutes later, the thumping had started. She heard it at
    least four times a day now. She'd tried to talk to him about it,
    both gently and sternly, but he just wouldn't listen. All he said
    was that he couldn't keep from rubbing his big prick as soon as it
    started to get stiff.

    Well, he was just going to have to learn to ignore it, Patty
    thought suddenly. Impulsively she went to the hall closet, finding
    the key to Walter's bedroom door hanging on a nail. Determinedly she
    went back to his room, knowing full well that she was about to catch
    her boy in the act. It wasn't normal for a lad to play with himself
    so much. Walter simply had to learn to control his sexual desires.

    Patty let herself into his room. It took Walter a moment to
    notice that she'd come in. As she'd expected, he was lying on his
    back with his pants around his ankles. A jar of baby oil stood
    prominently on the nightstand beside his bed. The youth's tongue
    lolled obscenely out of the corner of his mouth as he worked his fist
    feverishly on his crotch, whipping his hand up and down his
    throbbing, straining cock.

    Patty looked at it. It was the first time she'd ever seen her
    son's naked, stiff prick; in spite of herself, she couldn't help
    being curious. She'd imagined that he'd have a relatively small
    prick, even though he was almost full-grown.

    Patty instantly saw that she was wrong. Walter's prick was
    huge. Stiffly the long, fat cock meat shaft rose out of his cock
    curls, at least nine inches long and as thick around as her wrist.
    The cock knob was as big as a small apple, bloated deep red and
    glistening with oozing cock cream. Instantly the divorce, sexually-
    frustrated mother felt a shameful new craving throbbing in her cunt.
    She had never imagined that seeing her own son's stiff prick would
    make her pussy feel so wet and hot.

    "All right, Walter. Stop it right now!"

    Walter raised his head and finally saw that his mother was with
    him in the room. He sighed, releasing his big cock and folding his
    hands behind his head. He made no effort to cover his fuck organ,
    and the giant cockshaft continued to buck and pulse over his stomach.
    Patty sat beside her child on the bed, trying not to stare at his
    cock. She felt her nipples stiffening and poking through the work
    shirt. She wished she'd worn a bra to prevent her enormous tits from
    jiggling in front of her son.

    "Since when did you start barging in on me when my door's
    locked?" Walter grumbled. "Can't I even have some privacy?"

    "You know perfectly well I was knocking a moment ago. I think
    that's sufficient justification for using the key. Walter, you know
    this is something we need to talk about. All you ever do these days
    is jerk off. It's not normal. You're not going to develop normally
    if you spend all your time rubbing your cock and making it come."

    "I can't help it," Walter grinned. "My cock gets hard, and I
    feel like rubbing it. What's wrong with that?"

    "Don't you know any young girls who could----" Patty blushed,
    stopping short of telling her son to find a horny girl to fuck. "---
    who could help you think more about normal things?"

    "You mean like fucking?" Walter's grin broadened. "Shit, Mom, I
    fuck a lot of girls. If you want, I can bring one home tomorrow and
    fuck her right here. I just like rubbing my prick a lot. It feels
    good."

    "You...you could at least pull up your pants when your own
    mother is talking to you. This is very embarrassing."

    "Well, you're the one who wanted to talk, Mom. I don't want to
    stop jacking off now. I've had a big load in my nuts all day. I
    need to cum bad!"

    And then the hung son shocked his mother again, sliding his hand
    down to again tightly grip his giant prick. The astonished mother
    couldn't help staring at his tremendous cock as he started beating
    his meat again, slowly and very hard, groaning as he moved his fist
    up and down the oversized length of his cock.

    "Walter! Walter, for God's sake!" Patty gasped at him,
    overwhelmed with both anger and an irresistable, incestuous lust.
    "How...how dare you do that in front of your mother! You take your
    hand off your prick this instant!"

    "I don't want to, Mom. It feels good."

    And then Walter stared openly at her tits, sighing as he watched
    the huge, spongy tits swaying slightly under her shirt.

    "Man, you sure have a pair of big ones, Mom. Sometimes I like
    to think about sucking them when I jerk off. It's even better
    looking at them at the same time."

    "Walter!"

    Patty was so shocked that she knew she had to make her boy stop
    beating his cock that instant. She dropped her hand, intending to
    pull his finger off of his prick. But Walter withdrew his hand at
    the same time. The next thing Patty knew, her hand was filled with
    the hot stiffness of Walter's prick.

    "Ummm, that feels good, Mom! Why don't you rub it for me?"

    "You little bastard!"

    And then Patty started doing it. She didn't know what had come
    over her, what had prompted her to begin the worst possible sin with
    her son. Her pussy was very wet, throbbing so hornily in her panties
    that she could hardly think straight. She felt overwhelmed by anger,
    frustration and a wanton, uncontrollable lust.

    Walter just lay there, smiling as he submitted to his sex-
    starved mother's hand job. Patty stared openly at his huge prick
    now, grimacing as she whipped her right hand up and down the
    cockstalk as fast as she could.

    "Does this feel good? Is this what you want me to do to you,
    Walter? Your very own mother? Are you really so disgusting that you
    want your own Mommy to jack on your cock like this?

    "Do you want Mommy to suck it too? You'd like that, wouldn't
    you? You'd like your own mother to put your prick in her mouth and
    swallow your hot cum!"

    Walter responded by pushing her hand away, swinging around to
    sit up on the edge of the bed. He looked at his mother pointedly,
    then grinned, snapped his fingers, and pointed arrogantly at his
    aching cock.

    "Yeah, that's what I want, all right. Why don't you get on your
    knees right now, Mom? My cock needs a good sucking right away!"

    "You filthy, shameful, little boy ---"

    And then her words trailed off as she did what her son
    requested, dropping to her knees in front of him and confronting the
    huge, aching length of his prick. Patty realized that she was
    breathing very hard, and that she could feel her heartbeat in her
    pussy better even than she could feel it in her chest.

    She felt as if she'd lost all control of herself, as if it were
    no longer possible to distinguish between what she was really doing
    now and what she might have dreamed about. She couldn't believe that
    she was actually going to shove her own son's cock down her throat
    and swallow his spewing cum.

    Patty wrapped her fingers tightly around his throbbing cock,
    sliding her fist to the root. She stared intently at the rosy, puffy
    cock knob for several seconds, seeing how the whole fat crown
    glistened with sticky spunk. The wanton mother lowered her
    head, pressing her lips to his piss hole. Shamefully she thrust out
    her tongue, eagerly licking the tasty cock juice from the tingling
    tip of his prick.

    "Unnggh! That feels good, Mom!" Walter writhed on the edge of
    the bed, holding her head with both hands. "Put it in your mouth,
    Mom! Suck it! Unggh, suck it good!"

    Patty shut her eyes, trying to block out the knowledge that she
    was now the kind of mother who gave blow jobs to her very own son.
    Gradually she let her lips slide onto his pulsing fuck organ,
    slurping in inch after inch of his giant, throbbing cock. She
    stopped when she'd inhaled over a third of it, when she would have
    choked herself if she'd tried to swallow any more of his cock meat.

    Then the horny mother started sucking the prick extremely hard,
    keeping her eyes closed as she nursed contentedly on the aching
    stiffness of his hard-on. An absurd voice in the back of her mind
    still tried to justify what she was doing. She was showing him how
    awful he'd feel if he let his own mother suck his prick.

    Patty sucked the tasty cock harder and harder, shocking herself
    with her eagerness to mouth and slurp her own child's prick. She
    forced her face closer to his hairy crotch base, gagging herself,
    dying to swallow all of his cock meat in one swallow. The huge prick
    responded to her hard, wet sucking by growing even bigger and
    stiffer. The cock knob puffed up obscenely, pulsating on the roof of
    her gullet.

    "Ummlllppp," Patty gurgled.
    Her lewd, slurping sounds of cocksucking contentment had become
    very loud too, filling up the bedroom. Feverishly she started
    bobbing her head up and down, fucking her mouth with her boy's big
    prick. Her fingers tightened on the root of his cock. Then she
    furiously started jacking his prick as she sucked the tip, swirling
    and basting her tongue around the mushroom-shaped crown, lapping up
    the salty spunk as it dribbled out of his enormous, aching prick.

    "Mom, I'm gonna cum soon!" Walter groaned. "Unggh! I can feel
    it, Mom! It's really going to be a big one! Oh, suck it, suck me
    hard! You're such a fantastic cocksucker!"

    The shocking, disgusting compliment was music to her ears.
    Patty felt her face redden as she started sucking cock as hard as she
    could, rapidly puckering and bellowing her cheeks around the cum-
    laden stiffness of his cock. Her fist was a blur, whacking up and
    down his hard-on. She was desperate to nurse a heavy, spurting load
    out of his cock, to be forced to swallow as fast as she could to gulp
    down all of her son's cum.

    "Swallow it, Mom! Cumming, cumming!"

    He clutched her head, thrusting his hips off the bed, fucking
    his cockshaft another inch between her lips. Patty started to gag,
    but then, at last, her horny cocksucking efforts were finally
    rewarded. A tremendous shower of spunk blasted out of his swollen
    cockhead, squirting and splattering down his cum-loving mother's
    throat.

    "Ummmllppp!" Patty gurgled.

    The cock juice was spewing into her mouth, squirting on her
    tonsils and running down her throat. Feverishly she clung to the
    enormous, cream-shooting cock, loving the taste of her young son's
    seed. Shamefully, the horny mother started sucking, jacking and
    swallowing all at the same time, not wanting to release her boy's
    prick until she'd sucked every droplet of salty cream from the crown
    of his cock meat.

    After nearly a half-minute, the cum-explosion was over, and the
    stacked blonde mother had her belly full of cock juice she'd secretly
    craved. She raised her head from her son's crotch, dazed and
    desperately horny, running her tongue around her mouth to lick up the
    cream. Patty was breathing hard, and her pussy was so wet that it
    had completely soaked her panty crotch band.

    Walter's prick was still very hard, and throbbing in front of
    her face. Patty's pussy spasmed as she suddenly imagined the huge,
    fat pussy-pleaser plowing into her hairy cuntslit, ramming deeply in
    and out her cunt.

    "Well. I hope you're satisfied, Walter," she panted. "You
    actually got Mommy to suck your big prick for you. I suppose now you
    want to do other dirty things with Mommy too."

    Walter grinned, nodding. Patty rose to her feet, fumbling with
    her shirt buttons, unable to stop staring at her child's enormous
    cock.

    "Then I think you'd better take off the rest of your clothes,
    Walter. Now that we've begun, we'd better get these disgusting
    desires out of your system once and for all."

    Walter grinned again, kicking off his shoes and sliding his
    pants off the rest of the way. All he had on now was his shirt, and
    he didn't need to take that off to give his mom the hard fucking she
    needed. He sat up, watching her strip. Patty felt a flush of pride
    as she shrugged the shirt off, revealing her enormous tits.

    "You like Mommy's big tits, don't you, Walter?" she asked.
    Patty ran her hands up her slim waist, cupping the giant, spongy tits
    and kneading them lasciviously. The nipples capping the creamy
    double D-cuppers were very wide and red, with stiff, protuberant
    tips. Patty kicked off her shoes and undid her jeans. Then, naked
    except for her panties, she joined her son on the bed.

    "You can go ahead and suck Mommy's titties now, Walter. I
    suppose you've been thinking about that when you jack off too."

    Walter just nodded. He knelt beside his mother, filing his
    hands with her gigantic, firm tits. Hungrily he kneaded and squeezed
    the tremendous tits, rolling them, and fanning his thumbs across the
    nipples. Patty shuddered as the pleasure of the tit massage went
    straight into her cunt.

    "You --- you can suck them if you like," she panted.

    Walter sprawled on top of her, opening his mouth wide to engulf
    one straining nipple. Feverishly he started slurping on his mother's
    enormous tit, sucking and puckering his cheek, just as he'd once
    nursed milk out of her tits as a suckling baby. Patty whimpered, the
    need in her pussy growing stronger by the second. She tenderly
    cradled her loving son's head, encouraging him to suck Mommy's tits
    as much as he liked.

    "You --- you can touch my pussy now," she whispered. "I suppose
    you want to do that too."

    Walter slid his hand down, moving it between her thighs to press
    his finger against her pussy. Then he stopped tit-sucking and looked
    triumphantly into her eyes.

    "Man, Mom! You're really dripping!"

    Patty blushed. She'd known her pussy was wet, but she didn't
    know it was so wet that even her inner thighs were slick with her
    oozing pussy oils. Walter seemed fascinated by his mom's hot, creamy
    pussy. He grasped her panties and pulled them off, and the panty
    crotch stuck to her wet, throbbing cunt. Now his stacked, sexy
    mother was completely naked. Walter spread her thighs apart, staring
    at the wet, throbbing pussy that had birthed him so many years
    before.

    "What are you looking at me like that for, Walter?" Patty
    panted. "Why don't you just go ahead and ram you big prick into me
    right now? I know that's what you want to do, even if I am your
    mother."

    "Wanna lick it first," Walter mumbled.

    And then he sprawled between her long legs, pushing up her
    thighs to give his mouth better access to her throbbing, tasty
    cuntslit. It took the naked mother a minute to even understand that
    her son wanted to suck her pussy. Then she shuddered, biting her lip
    as she felt the first pressure of his tongue sluicing tentatively
    between the fragrant folds of her cunt.

    "Ungggh! Oh, Walter! What ... what are you doing that for,
    Walter? Unggh! Unnggh!"

    Walter was too busy licking to reply. He obviously loved the
    taste of his mother's pussy, loved the way it felt to move his tongue
    busily up and down her pink, juice-glistening cunt. Patty instantly
    felt afraid of how she might act now. She'd been horny enough before
    Walter went down on her. She didn't know how outlandishly she might
    behave if he made her already aching cunt even wetter and itchier
    with his tongue.

    "No, Walter! You....unggh....you don't have to lick Mommy's
    pussy! Unnggh! Just fuck your mother, Walter. I now that's what
    you want!"

    Walter didn't answer. He held his mother's pussy lips open with
    his fingers, allowing him to thrust his tongue deeper into her wet,
    fragrant hole. The fuck cream kept running out of her cuntal depths,
    and her clit was very fat and swollen, protruding at the top of her
    fur-fringed cuntslit.

    Walter moved his tongue higher, proving his skill as a pussy
    licker as he began swabbing his mom's clit from side to side. The
    naked mother squealed, clutching his head with both hands. Then she
    urgently started thrusting and fucking her hips off the bed, urgently
    fucking her wet pussy onto his face.

    "Yes, Walter," she cried hoarsely. "Unngggh! Mommy needs
    sucking now! Mommy needs sucking bad! Unggh! Lick Mommy's clitty,
    Walter! Oh, suck it, suck it good, make your mother cum!"

    Walter kept licking and kissing, pausing to rub his face on the
    dense, platinum colored curls that covered her lower belly in a rich
    moss. Now he straightened his fingers, pushing them into the narrow,
    clinging interior of his mother's pussy channel. Patty shuddered as
    her son started jacking off her throbbing cunt, licking directly on
    her clit at the same time.

    "Suck it, Walter! Oh, please!"

    Walter took her clit between his lips. He sucked it gently but
    forcefully, slurping on it, at the same time pumping his fingers
    rapidly in and out of her cunt. Patty felt the cum welling up deep
    inside of her, making her nipples and asshole tingle as the pre-
    orgasmic sensations violently pleasured her whole body. Then she was
    cumming, cumming uncontrollably, while her very own son sucked her
    cunt.

    "Eat it, Walter! Unnggh! Lick it, lick your mother! Cumming,
    cuummmiiinnnggg!"

    Her throbbing pussy spasmed and spewed, giving her child a
    mouthful of pussy juice to lick and suck up. Walter kept sucking her
    clit and jacking her off, guiding her through the peak of her orgasm.
    It was nearly a minute before the spasms subsided. By then, Patty
    had an aching need deep, deep inside her pussy that she'd never felt
    before. She desperately need to feel her son's fat, meaty prick
    pounding into her cunt as fast as he could shove it in.

    "You....you can fuck your mother no, Walter. I know that's what
    you really want. Go ahead, Walter. Shove it in. Hurry!"

    Walter mounted his naked mother, crawling up between her thighs
    with his giant, dripping cock pulsing over his stomach. Impatiently
    Patty reached down, grasping the cockshaft and directing the cock
    knob to her pussy. She whimpered and bit her lip as she felt the
    meaty prick boring into her and stretching her pouty pussy lips to
    bursting around the invading thickness of his cock.

    "Unnggh! Oh, you've really got a fat one, Walter! Unnggh!
    You're really going to have to stuff it in, aren't you? Go ahead.
    Unggh! Shove it up Mommy's pussy, honey. Hurry, hurry!

    Walter spread his knees apart, to put his hips in the best
    position to hammer in his cock. Then he started stroking, in and
    out, fucking his organ deeper into his mother with every stroke.
    Patty raised her head, looking down, watching the veined cockshaft
    gooshing in and out of her clinging pussy. The sight was violently
    exciting. She started humping and wiggling her round little ass,
    thrusting her throbbing pussy onto Walter's huge cock.

    "You....you can fuck me deeper, Walter," she panted. "Go ahead,
    Walter. Fuck Mommy's tight cunt just as deep as you can!"

    Walter started stroking harder, making his mother grimace and
    shudder as he really started nailing his immense cock into her
    clinging, throbbing pussy. At last it was all the way inside her,
    buried to the balls in her cunt. Patty had never felt so stuffed
    with hard cock in her life.

    Her pussy was sucking and spasming uncontrollably now, constantly
    nursing around the huge, belly-probing stiffness of his cock. Walter
    lay motionless on top of her for several seconds. He
    let his elbow bend, crushing her huge tits under his descending
    chest.

    "Fuck your mother, Walter!"

    The intensity of her incestuous desire becoming more apparent,
    Patty cocked her legs as high as she could and locked her calves
    together across his back. Then she started wiggling and humping like
    a bitch in heat, frantically fucking her tight, wet pussy onto her
    own son's cock.

    "I said fuck me, Walter! Mommy's awfully horny now! Fuck me,
    fuck me good!"

    Walter pulled out, withdrawing until only the crown of his
    bloated, dripping hard-on distended his mother's pussy lips. He
    shuddered as he came down hard again, again spearing every inch of
    his giant fuck organ into her pussy. By then Patty was humping like
    a sex-starved machine, her huge tit mounds bouncing and quivering as
    she pistoned her pussy onto her son's prick. Walter met his mother's
    rhythm, slamming his cock deeply into her buttery, sucking cunt.

    "That's right, Walter! Unngggh! Oh, shit, do it harder, fuck
    Mommy's cunt as hard as you can!" Patty wrapped her arms around his
    shoulders, hugging him tight, gasping and squealing as her pussy
    spasmed uncontrollably around his big cock. "Fuck me, Walter! Fuck
    me!"

    Walter panted on her shoulder, and then he started fucking his
    mother as hard as he could. Relentlessly he worked his hips between
    her thighs, grunting as he rammed his giant, arrow-like prick into
    the gooey depths of her sucking pussy. Already the horny mother
    could feel the second series of spasms welling up in her loins,
    making her ravished, cock-filled fuck hole suck even tighter around
    Walter's prick.

    "Mommy's cumming again, honey! Fuck your mother, fuck your
    horny mother! Unnggh! Cumming, Walter! I'm cummmiinnnggg!"

    Her pussy burst lusciously into orgasm, oozing out fuck cream,
    the narrow pink walls gripping and contracting around her son's
    tremendously huge cock. Walter collapsed on top of her, ramming his
    cock in to the hilt. Then the second load of cum cream gushed out of
    his prick. Patty felt it spraying and spewing, erupting deep inside
    her pussy, deluging her womb with a hot, soothing load of jizz.

    Hornily she flexed her fucking muscles around the erupting
    cockshaft, helping her child drain the reservoir in his balls
    completely in her pussy. But she could already feel her guilt, shame
    and disgust returning now that she'd succumbed to the craving to to
    give her pussy to her own son. This would be the first time, she
    thought, and also the last. She simply couldn't live with herself if
    she continued to relieve her own son's cock every time it got achey
    and stiff.

  3. Banned Anonymous Posting Yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    .. just wondering

  4. [xdfgf] I've got poontang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Six Feet Under - Feasting On The Blood Of The Insane

    In the dark of the night I search for
    the mindless wretches of society
    To drink of their blood and feast upon their flesh
    Time to break cause you'll never take this
    Lots of stiffs and blood, what a sickening mess
    Feasting on the blood of the insane
    Here's another tale of the fucking deranged
    Psychotic - violent another one dead - blood clotted
    Lust for blood a need for insanity
    Die in the slaughter - time to tap an artery
    Brain withered another empty thought
    I will kill again and never be caught
    Face to face with the monster of hate
    Another victim - another piece of meat
    Time to kill no one gets out alive
    Another scream - another mother fucker dies
    First I kill and then I feed - can't deny my blood lust need
    A son of a bitch 3rd generation
    Schooled in the art of human strangulation
    Only one thing will control my pain
    That's to drink the blood of the insane
    My need for blood - drives me to kill
    Another dying - bleeding for my lust
    Feed on the dead - feed on the dead - feed on the dead
    I've got to get the blood flowing
    Just a bit of guts and gore
    Indulgence in the blood of freaks
    Take another dose of the bloodlust
    To rip apart and shred the dead
    Teeth stuck in - another victim
    Blood bath - I'm gonna kill again
    I am the walking dead
    Concentrated hate and fear and pain
    Inside of me the same
    It's gonna go on and on and on
    A new life is born
    Broken bodies start now rotting
    No way to stop the feeding
    Only one way to control my pain
    Feasting on the blood of the insane
    My need for blood - drives me to kill
    Another dying - bleeding for my lust
    Feed on the dead - feed on the dead - feed on the dead