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Drake on Drake: ET Life A Certainty

astro writes "Frank Drake, Chairman of the Board of Trustees of the SETI Institute applies Occam's Razor to his own Drake equation: 'Life should appear very frequently on other Earth-like planets. There will be microbial life nearby the solar system.' The simplest scenario is that 'Not Life' has a nearly identical number of assumptions as 'Life.' The contrasting view is that experimentation can prove it--but how many times did life independently create itself while the Earth changed through the whole spectrum of what biological forces might conjure up elsewhere. A sample size of 1 is in fact an experimental sample size of many--just here during Earth's climatic history."

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  1. [on by] More random crap at 0! Enjoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You can kick us but you'll never take us down! Assholes! --on by (onby2002 yahoo com)

    I stumbled downstairs early Sunday morning tripping over stuffed
    animals on the stairs and toy trucks my son left on the floor the night
    before.

    "Dammit!" I said kicking the objects away. I reached down to jerk my
    morning hard on. I was horny and tired and needed to take a piss. But
    FIRST, the most important of all rituals - c o f f e e. I walked in the
    kitchen and looked out the window above the sink. Already the sun was
    coming up over the trees. I squinted my eyes and plugged in the coffee
    maker. No café late bull shit for me. Just plain coffee - black -
    thank you very much. I could feel the cool air on my ass and balls.
    I'd be 38 in March and still had my runners build from college. Tall
    and lanky. I'd always wanted to put on more weight like the wrestlers
    or even the football players in college, but the fact that I'd started
    smoking in high school fixed that, along with my extremely high
    metabolism. I could never sit still. "Nervous Ned" my wife called
    me. Brokering can do that to a guy. Even one as in good a shape as I
    was. Guys my age were either retiring or dying. Neither of which were
    options since I had a 17 year old daughter, an 11 year old son and just
    recently and quite unexpectedly, a newborn son.

    I was also a bonafide pedo, something I left out of my resume, and had
    been since a teenager. My happiest day was when I brought home a new
    pc from work and plugged into the internet. Before long I had one of
    the largest collections of kid porn imaginable. I loved it all. The
    old stuff, the new stuff, boys and girls of all ages. Nothing turned
    me on more than to see a kid sucking on a hard adult cock or getting
    fucked and sucked or eaten out or rimmed out and I spent hours talking
    to other nasty fuckers like myself and I found that nothing was too
    extreme. At one point, I was getting pics from a dad who, like myself,
    had 3 kids. I got pics of him pissing in their open mouths, shitting
    on their faces and then being forced to fuck one another. The kids
    were all around 8-11. He also had snuff fantasies about them and we
    discussed those in detail! The part I liked most was that I didn't
    'look' like a pedo. Just another All-American dad with 3 kids and a
    beautiful wife.

    In 1983 we moved into a nice suburb of Atlanta. We'd just had my first
    daughter, Nicole. It wasn't long before I started fingering her little
    baby cunt and sticking my tongue as far up her little pussy as
    possible. I loved it and would get hard as a rock, often getting so
    excited I'd have to jack off on her face. A few times I managed to
    insert the head of my fat cock in her pussy and explode up that tight
    dark hole, my whole body jerking and spasming when I did. After which,
    I would slurp my cum out of her pussy as soon as I came. I loved
    fingering her when no one was watching or when changing her diapers and
    she soon got use to the assault of my hard 8 inch cock. Just thinking
    about the good old days gives me a raging hard-on.

    I've even met a couple guys from work, closet pedo's like myself, who
    love to exchange pics of kids getting fucked and sucked. My friend
    Bryan, who is married and straight, loves the pics of little girls. My
    other friend Paul loves both boys and girls and doesn't mind the
    occasional blow-job from a perverted bi-dad like myself. He has a son,
    8, and we discuss the things he wants to do to his son. Often times we
    do this after hours in his office where he'll unzip and jack his cock
    to kid porn while I play with his balls or occasionally suck him off.
    As far as sexuality goes, I don't consider myself anything. I love
    both pussy and cock but get especially turned on by looking at and
    touching (sucking) another hard pedo cock. Nothing turns me on more
    than getting it on with another nasty fucker like myself.

    I can finally hear the coffee maker really start to spit and sputter.
    I put my coffee mug directly under the spout when I hear my 11 year old
    son come bounding down the stairs.

    "Hey daddy." he says coming into the kitchen. His little 11 year old
    hard on poking out from between his smooth hairless legs.

    "Hey Tim. How's daddy's little boy today?"

    "Great!" he says enthusiastically eyeing my naked ass.

    "Nice little boner you have there this morning. Want daddy to suck on
    it for awhile."

    My son smiles sheepishly at me as I lift him up onto the counter. I
    bend over and gently grab his cock between my long fingers.

    "Mmmmmm" he moans as I squeeze his little mushroom shaped cock. It's
    already 3 inches hard and sticks straight up from his groin as does
    mine.

    I bend down and slowly run my tongue over his hard little kid dick. I
    push him back a bit and he lifts up his legs to give better access to
    his own dad as I swallow his cock and balls at the same time, savoring
    they way his organ jumps and pulses at the touch of my hot adult
    tongue. I then move down to his tight asshole and lick him clean. I
    can still taste the residue of shit and boy funk.

    Before long he's bucking his hips and pumping his little cock into my
    sucking mouth.

    "Ahhhhhh Daddy!" he moans with his eyes closed. I reach up to jam my
    middle finger right up his asshole.

    "OOWEEEE!" he screams out, but I muffle his cries by placing my mouth
    directly on his and inserting my long tongue. He can taste himself in
    my mouth.

    By now my hard cock is dripping and I've forgotten about my coffee mug
    which is overflowing all over the counter.

    "Is mom coming back to day?" my son asks me as I clean up the mess.

    "Tomorrow son," I say wiping off the counter, but reach over ever so
    often to squeeze his hard cock.

    God I love my life.

    Finally I have my first swallow of coffee noticing my son's eyes on my
    erect dick.

    "You hungry?" I ask my son and smile lewdly.

    My son only smiles back never taking his eyes off my cock. I reach
    down and gently squeeze the head of my dick. Precum pours out of the
    slit.

    My son just looks up at me with an intense wide open stare. The look
    of lust on a kid, I think to myself. The boy loves his daddy's cock.

    "Why don't you hop down off the counter and drink your morning milk." I
    say wrapping my hand around my cock and pumping it a couple times.

    My son hops off the counter and before I know it his little mouth is
    sucking on the head of my fat cock.

    "Ahhhh fuck!" That's it son. Wrap those little lips around Daddy's
    cock. Suck on the head just like that, use your whole tongue.....
    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm, YEAH-right there! Just beneath the head."

    At 11, my son is an excellent cock sucker, better in fact, than any
    women I'd ever been with. He reaches up and grabs the base of my cock
    to jack me since he can only swallow a small portion of it.
    He even runs his hand along my hairy leg feeling the course texture.
    He then reaches up to play with my heavy balls for a second, his eyes
    closed the whole time, enjoying the sweet salty taste of my precum
    running down his kid throat.

    "Goddamn that feels good Tim. Keep sucking like that and you're gonna
    get a mouthful."

    I pull my sons sucking mouth off my cock and smile down at him. His
    whole mouth is obscenely wet and his eyes are unfocused and far away.
    Precum runs down his chin and suddenly it's too much for me.

    "Milk does a body good." I said quickly grabbing the base of my cock
    and pulling my sons hair in the back to lift up his face.

    "AHHHH FUCK YEAH!" I scream out as I start to shoot. Cum erupts from
    my cock shooting directly into my kids wide surprised eyes. It's the
    most beautiful sight to behold. I then pump my hips forward, shoving
    my cock head between my sons lips and deposit the rest of my load down
    his fucking throat.

    "OHH GOD YES!" I moan, my eyes closed and teeth clenched as I once
    again feel my sons little mouth milking the head of my cock. I can
    actually feel my balls empty into the back of his throat and feel his
    throat muscles contracting as he swallows my adult sperm.

    After I'm done, I pull out. My fat cock now half hard and swinging
    obscenely between my hairs legs. A string of precum runs from the
    tip. My son reaches up and gently catches it between his small fingers.

    "I love you dad." He says looking up at me.

    "I love you too kid!" I say still catching my breath. "You are by far
    Daddy's best cocksucker EVER."

    This makes him extremely happy and he moves up between my legs to clean
    up my cock and balls with his mouth licking up any semen he might have
    missed.

    --

    Just then I hear my daughter come down the stairs. She's naked as well
    and hung over from the night before. She gives up a short look of
    contempt and then dismisses us. It's much too early for her. She's
    not a morning person.

    She goes over the sink and grabs a coffee mug from the stainless steel
    holder.

    "What's the matter sweetheart?" I ask her moving up behind her and
    pressing my moist cock between her legs.

    "Nothing." She says flatly. "Just woke up."

    I reach down between her legs and run my fingers along her furry slit.
    She presses her ass against my cock and closes her eyes.

    "Not now Dad. I have to get ready for the fashion show." She says
    pushing my hand away.

    "Well Nicole, seems as if you already missed quite a show." I said
    smiling down at my son who is watching us closely. His dick is still
    hard. He giggles quietly waiting for his turn.

    I reach up to fondle my daughter's firm tits, running my middle finger
    slowly over the nipple until it's hard and until I hear her breathing
    harder. I then look down at my son and nod. He quickly moves between
    his sister's legs and with one lunge buries his tongue up her cunt.

    "OOOHHHH Daddy!" she moans feeling her little 11 year old brother's
    tongue wiggle in her pussy and my large hands covering her breasts.
    Her long brown hair falls down over her smooth white shoulders.

    "He's just so goooooood." She moans, her brother's little motor mouth
    working wonders. The Little Oral King - I call him.

    Instantly I feel another erection and position the head of my cock
    against my daughter's tight ass.

    "Got something for you bitch." I whisper in her ear. "Your little
    prepubescent boyfriends don't have anything on me. How'd you like a
    real cock for breakfast.???"

    My daughter doesn't answer, just shoves her ass against my hard cock.

    "Ahhhh yesss. That's it sweetie. How'd you like a real fuck with a
    real -adult- cock.?"

    My daughter just moans, my sons mouth still plastered between her legs,
    his cheeks moving in and out as he eats her out.

    "Okay Nicole. Close your eyes and count to three." I tell her running
    the head of my cock along her tight puckered hole.

    She slowly mouths the number - o n e....

    Suddenly I rare back and then ram my cock up her ass as hard as I can.

    "OOOOHHH NOOOOOOOOO!" she screams out as I anally assault her shoving
    my entire cock up her ass in one brutal blow.

    My son stops what he's doing, his whole face a wet mask of cunt juice.

    "Do it dad. Fuck her good. Fuck that nasty bitch."

    Suddenly I'm pumping and squeezing my daughter's tits between my
    fingers until they turn white.

    "Oh owe oh owe oh owe!" my daughter pants.

    Suddenly I feel my son's mouth sucking on my nuts.

    "AHHH FUCK!" I cry out knowing that the combination makes me crazy. I
    reach down and jam 2 fingers in my daughters cunt, enveloped in a black
    wet darkness, my son now licking up the precum at the base of my cock
    and his sister's juice as it runs down between her legs. His face
    lodged between our fucking bodies.

    "OHHHHHHH NICOLE!! I'm gonna cum! Take Daddy's cum NOW!!!" I scream
    shoving my hips forward as hard as possible lifting my daughter off her
    feet and jamming my cock as far up her ass as possible.

    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GOD!" I scream out as I hear something rip
    inside her. It sounds muffled like my cock ripped through her
    intestinal wall and I can feel a warm liquid flowing down between my
    legs as I blow my load up into her torn-up asshole.

    "AHAHAHAHAHAH" I scream my hairy legs bucking and my cock still
    shooting inside her.

    Suddenly I look down to see dark red blood mixed with brown shit
    running down between my legs. Before I can say 'Go', my son moves in
    and starts licking up the nasty mess.

    "Oh fuck!" I said suddenly realizing I was holding my daughter up from
    beneath her breasts. She had actually passed out...
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  2. Niggers - an alien life form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    You can't teach a nigger. Read The Bell Curve and learn the truth about Negro IQ.