Moxi Functions In Charter Set-top Box Next Year

An anonymous reader writes: "Charter Communications will offer a Moxi-like cable tv set top box with DVR / MP3 capabilities next year. Here it is. I like the idea of merging the set-top box with a DVR using normal cable tv or satellite. A good combination."

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LOSER

[Anonymous Coward]

You got beat by a legit slashdot flamer! I will not sux yer nux now.

[GafTheHorseInTears]: Fuck you all in the ass

[Anonymous Coward]

Oh no, oh horrors, my IP has been blocked from posting, whatever shall I do? Oh wait, here's something called a proxy! hahahahaha

Snow - Informer

What's up man hey yo what's up Yeah what's goin' on here
Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here You know what I'm sayin'
Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day Word word bust it

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.

Police them come an' now they blow down me door, One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station, From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention, Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down..

Bigger they are they think they have more power, They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover, Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly, Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow, Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down..

Listen for me you better listen for me now Listen for me you better listen for me now
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don, But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know, Pure black people mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show, Where me born in on the one Toronto so

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down..

Come with a nice young lady, Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all, Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a, You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box, Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so

Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down..

Why would he Why would he

Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl, Police knock my door lick up my pal
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing, Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands, Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped, Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer, But Shan won't turn informer

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Re:Hunh?

[Anonymous Coward]

The article says "Congrats for 1st post". You beat out the gay AC who posted "FIRST POST" below.

Now prepare for anal submission.

I am the clit commander!!!

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:I am the clit commander!!!

[Anonymous Coward]

you sir, smell like fish.

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Re:I am the clit commander!!!

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wait one more time for good luck

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Re:Jackson 5 = PENIS

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its war!

[Anonymous Coward]

why is every third article on Slashdot a MS vs AOL or MS vs SUN flame war ...?

for one this set top box shouldn't even be featured on Slashdot since you can't simply go buy the thing and most Cable companies DONT offer it ..

for two the MS vs AOL time warner BS is getting boring .. ya MS is trying to weasle into the Living Room / TV Room ... but who the fuck cares .. really???

buy a Sony Playstation and a TiVo .. and leave me alone ..

roflllllllll OOPS

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Moxy Fruvous

[Anonymous Coward]

Once I was the King Of Spain!

Now I eat humble pie!

AYBABTU!

[GafTheHorseInTears] Hey, you forgot the lyrics...

[Anonymous Coward]

Eazy-E - Still a Nigga

("Str8 off tha streetx of Compton,dedicated and by most suckas
hated. But I got something I want you mutha fuckas to know I
really dont give a fuck,hahaha.")

Niggaz aint shit in the 90's I dont trustem and bitches on my
dick but they aint shit so mutha fuckem. Eazy knows whats up cuz
see he really dont give a fuck cuz it dont concern me if dont
pertain to money or a nut. But then again I talk to a few of my
friends 9 times outta 10 bout some endz or some skinz. Cuz Im tha
type of nigga that gotta have it like a rabbit,rappn is my hustle
bustn ho's is a habbit.I stab it like a true no good nigga
should,I do it the way a down OG nigga would. And now Niggaz know
Eric Wright aint no busta,Another platnium cut from tha Compton
Thugsta, My name is "Eazy-E"

"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E, A real Nigga, Born and Raised in Mutha Fuckn
Compton, This ones dedicated to you busta ass niggaz ,you know
who you are. Smoke a fat ass joint to this BITCH!!!HAHAHAH"

I dont think Im all this or that but Im all me original Gangsta
E-A-Z-Y-E. Down from tha Jump now Im ending with tha bizya,still
rollin in my 6-4 on them thizangs. Do wicked shit,cuz shit is
wicked on the streetz and from what my eyes see the wickedness
will never cease. Bitches on my dick and ya know Im running yall
so ya just sold your soul to tha mutha fuckn devils son in law.
Wicked as could be Eazy-E got tha flow.LEAVING A SMELL OF DEATH
ON THA ROW FOR SURE(or Show). And a ho cant make me or break me
but she can take me to a motel and work a niggaz smell.Cuz Im
"Eazy-E"

"Yeah,suck on these nutz mutha fucka's, Get with tha real and
quit faking tha funk. And oh yeah,stay off my dick,haha,really
doe,hahaha"

I let my demons loose when I hit tha 8 juice, and I leave a trail
of stiff's when Im high off of a spliffs.Niggaz talk shit so I
talk a lot of shit to, Niggaz want diss fuck them and their whole
crew. In fact nigga thank ya for stocking a niggaz bank up yeah
Im living swell but Im gangsta like Dresta,no NOT tha
Doctor,physician,or the MD, Dresta's an OG Doc is a PHONY. Only
the real real can chill with me and tha rest cant fuck with E.
Cuz Im tha OG that'll bring ya down,tha devils son in law KING of
tha underground. Good to go with tha flow that I throw,giving ya
more to let a mutha fucka know. That I can get wreck on tha set
and make ya slow cuz yeah know I aint a joke Im a mutha fuckn Loc
and my name is "EAZY-E"

"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E,but you bitches can just call me E.A real
nigga from tha CPT. Kickn ass and asking questions later...Oh
yeah,dont get smoked Loc...And Im out.....Mutha Fucka's (echo
Mutha Fucka's)"

[GafTheHorseInTears]: WWEED?

[Anonymous Coward]

What Would Eazy-E Do?

Eazy-E - Gimmee That Nutt

Intro:
Cruisin' down tha street in my '64

Verse One:
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to tha pad and we started tah kiss
Now my dick's on hard ya know what I'm thinkin'
Took tha panties off and the pussy wasn't stinkin'
Pulled off my draws and we started to begin
Now tha pussy's wet so my dick slides in
Oh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoe
Ridin' from the back so I'm fuckin' kinda slow
So fee fie foe fuck fum
She's scratchin' on my back oh here she comes
Now I gotta get a nutt gotta get a nutt gotta get it quick
Ya know because I love this shit so

Chorus:
Gimmee that, that, that nutt [3x]
Gimmee that, Gimmee that, Gimmee that nutt

Verse Two:
Okay back back to the fuckin' basics
You got yours and mine ya want tah taste it
Open wide oh no don't 'cha waste it
Oh shit all over ya face kid
Ya know ya know one thing
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in ya
But I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooo

uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby (lick my ballz honey)

-Chorus-[2x]

Verse Three:
Now I love pussy (love pussy)
And pussy loves me (pussy loves me)
Like a lemon to the lime and the bubble to the bee
Ya know its real good a nigga can't resist it (it's real good)
Couldn't be a foot loop (can't be a fag) so don't get me twisted
'Cuz in some pussy is the place tah be
Always fuckin' is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside soooooooo

-Chorus-[2x]

uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby
uh, get it on baby (gently put the ballhaaaaa)

-Chorus-[2x]