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Genetically Modified, Caffeine-Free Coffee

Posted by timothy on from the think-rabbits-in-australia dept.

pyrrho writes: "Coffee, Genetic Modifications... perfect for Slashdot. Kona Coffee Growers want to ban GM Coffee from the "Big Island". If you think your are for GM coffee... keep in mind they are trying to grow a type of coffee without caffeine! So, think again(tm). It might be different if they were trying to double the caffeine."

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  1. Yeah... by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right! And someday they'll create BEER without ALCOHOL in it!! Sheesh!

    --

    "And like that ... he's gone."
  2. Useless brown water by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

    Decaffeinated coffee:

    "It's useless warm brown water."
    "Say goodbye to your will to live."
    "It's what they're drinking in hell."

    Apologies to David Letterman

  3. Louisa's Bakery & Cafe in Seattle by smoondog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Louisa's Bakery and Cafe in Seattle (on eastlake) call a double tall non-fat decaf latte a "why bother." I love hearing them yell orders, single short mocha, double tall non-fat and two "why bothers" to go.

    Best damn omelettes anywhere, IMO, too....

    -Sean

  4. Re:Why the big concern over GM by ndanger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    GM doesn't just make crops more plentiful or disease resistant, it introduces a new species. This can cause all sorts of problems. GM plants can destroy biodiversity, become unkillable mutant superweeds, and give corporations more IP power. As an example, I believe there was an old Slashdot story (I searched but couldn't find it) about a Canadian farmer who was being sued because genetically modified seed blew off of passing trucks and cross-fertilized his field.

    This doesn't mean that GM is bad, or that Kona coffee growers aren't more concerned with the purity of their brand than their crop, just that we should proceed with care.

  5. Caffeine Free Coffee by Bouncings · · Score: 5, Funny
    A caffeine free cup of coffee just isn't right. It's kind of like combustion-free motor oil, scandal-free whitehouse, defect-free Windows, or troll-free slashdot.

    It's just not natural.

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    -- Ken Kinder ken@_nospam_kenkinder.com http://kenkinder.com/
  6. If this ends up like maize in Mexico... by schmaltz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it could wipe out caffeinated coffee.

    Before you flame or down-mod me as being anti-GM or anti-futurist, review the facts and double-check the counter claims and rebuttals.

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    Big Daddy, Johnny, Burp, Aunt Zelda, Scott, Slurp, Big Momma ... where's Siggy?
  7. What's the point? by olman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've never understood why someone would drink decaf.. I you're using drugs, there's little point just taking placebo, is there?

    Some people..