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MIT Quantum Computing Conference, Toga Party
An anonymous reader writes: "MIT is hosting a LARGE quantum computing conference on July
22-26, 2002. Should be a lot of fun.
Most of the famous
scientists in the field will be there. However, I and others
are a bit horrified by the high (some might say elitist) entrance fee ($325) which
practically precludes students from participating.
Too bad there isn't an open-conference advocacy."
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I don't know, this seems in line or lower than many confs I've been to. Many of them, however, have provided substantial student discounts. My best advice is, if you are involved in the field actively, you can probably get your home department to underwrite the entrance fee, particularly if you're willing to road trip there.
However, I and others are a bit horrified by the high (some might say elitist) entrance fee ($325) which practically precludes students from participating
That might be exactly the fucking thing they wanted. In all honesty, it's summer. If this was a student orientated fete, the thing would have been during the school year. The high entrance fee is merely a fucking insurance policy.
There better be Guinness in those kegs for that kind of money!
But seriously, what exactly are they using that money for? I could not find anything on the website. Hope it is worthwhile.
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Maybe they could make the different talks available as video feeds on the MIT campus and across the US on internet2.... It wouldn't really cost them anything, and then researchers and students who don't have the time to get to Boston (or don't want to fork over $$$ for continental breakfasts) could have a chance to watch the conference.
;-)
I'm sure that I could get permission to watch the conference over internet2 at my college -- and we can have a toga party, too
--Qubit
A 5 day conference with breakfast and lunch at $325 is expensive??? If you really have any reason to be going, you should be able to find someone to sponsor your attendance.
I don't know what you think is a fair price but this is definately in the ball park. I really hate people that whine about "oh this conference is so expensive". Well there are a lot of expenses, getting speaker fees paid, renting the space, covering insurance, food, something nice for the volunteers... This stuff all takes money, why begrudge them the ability to break even...
... can we talk about the actual topic now???