Cat Parasites Infect Otters
Peter T Ermit writes "In an article in the International Journal of Parasitology, a team of scientists links the deaths of sea otters to T. gondii, a parasite found almost exclusively in cat feces. (The above link goes to a technical abstract; this is a more understandable popular version.) It seems that the parasite got into the ocean through waste water, and wound up infecting the otters' brains. So think twice before flushing that kitty litter."
Mad Kitty Disease
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And here they put in one about a goddam cat parasites!?
How exactly is this "news for nerds?" I'm sure the Society for the Advancement of Otters is concerned, but this isn't really an environmental news site.
"Moderate drinking can help prevent amputated limbs" -- Abigail Zuger, NYTimes, 12/31/02
ARG We're all going to die! These parasites are infecting our water supply! Boil your water, or buy bottled! STORIES LIKE THIS ARE IRRESPONSIBLE, WE'RE JUST TELLING THE TERRORISTS HOW TO GET TO US!!! Blah. Sorry, this is supposed to be funny but it's not.
Who the hell does that? I don't even know how one would go about doing that without creating a new space-visible body of water in one's bathroom.
Cat poop, maybe. But the litter itself? That's just a bad idea.
*everything* is Orwellian to cats.
Heres a hint, if you have to tell people that something is supposed to be funny, its probably not. : )
Yo, ho! Yo, Dude!
Don't tell my cat
or he get more attitude!
Save da cuffs, save da blotter!
Now my cat be doing pokey
'cause he kill a fucking otter?
So nerds, so brats
Ja, best ya be salutin'
when you see my bad-ass cat!
Woo, too much diet Coke today.
Everything in the Universe sucks: It's the law!
This reminds me of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where Arthur Dent wakes up one morning, and eats a moldy sandwich that just hapens to cure him of some virus he picked up in some swamp on an alien world. I mean, how do we know that our cat shit hasn't saved an endangered species of seahorse or something? I mean, look on the bright side ;-)
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"This statement is false."
who need 'em, anyways? Always honking the bloody horns, begging for fishes - about time we gave 'em the old heave-ho, if you ask me.
Last time I checked my kitty litter was made of "Pure clay". That is NOT flushable! And strangeley enough my cat doesnt sem to like swimming and building dams.
As for sifting out the turds from the tray... Err, no thanks!
What a non-story. It must have been a slow day eh michael?
Ali
Ph33r m3!!!
Blame it on the people who are toilet-training(http://www.karawynn.net/mishacat/t oilet.shtml) their cats.
But just think! We may have saved the world from a hostile otter takeover!
News for Turds. Shit that matters.
They otter use condoms when in love with a cat.
YEah, yeah. I know. Mod me down, I dont care anymore, now that they took away my mod numbers and gave me this damn good thing.
All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
oh no! our cats'hit killed some otters, what about nasa using ultralowfrequency sonar which blows up whales eardrums and causes them to be beached?
brings a whole new meaning to green katsup...wait no it doesn't.
Walk with Music;
Cats are simply evil... You come home, your kernel has been recompiled and your logs are gone... Worse part of it is that the cat will try to blame it on your dog.
"No association was found between seropositivity to T. gondii and human population density or exposure to sewage."
There's no more effective way to convince folks you don't know what the heck you're talking about, than to get your terminology completely wrong.