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Software for the Realtime 3D Modeler?
Milo_Mindbender asks: "I've been involved in doing a number of games and other realtime 3d apps and I always run into the same problem: the 3d modelers that most artists use (MAX, Maya, Softimage, Lightwave...etc) are all heavily biased towards doing non-realtime rendering using raytracing or some other technique. While they can be used to make models for realtime 3D hardware, a very large number of their features don't map well onto realtime 3D hardware. For example many of the procedural shaders used by these packages map very poorly to a hardware shader's abilities, and similarly, if you want to use a hardware shader on some polygons, most modelers give you no way to see the effect while modeling."
"There are other problems too: modelers that have no concept of polygon strips/fans or that make it very hard to avoid generating polygons that will never be seen (the inside surface of a pipe for example). Even if you have the target 3D hardware on the modeling machine, it's rare to have the modeling windows look anything like the finished product. I'm wondering if anyone has run across a good solution to this. Possiblly a modeling package more geared to hardware capabilities, or some way of adapting an existing modeler to make it more hardware friendly by blocking or modifying features that 3d hardware can't handle. It would seem such a package could be cheaper too, since it wouldn't have to support as many fancy features."
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Margaret stood at the kitchen counter the next morning, smiling
as she prepared the tuna salad sandwich that her son would take to
school. Four more times her hung, horny child had fucked her the
night before, shooting load after load into her wet, juicy pussy.
Margaret felt more sexually satisfied than she had been in months.
She was naked now, eager to teach her son more about sex before he
left for the day. No matter how often he satisfied the wet need in
her pussy, Margaret's cunt always grew hot and itchy for more.
"Hi, Mom."
Margaret turned, smiling at her son. He wore only a pair of
pajama bottoms, through which she could see his big cock swinging
between his legs. He looked sheepish and embarrassed, but still
stared hungrily at his mother's body. Margaret wondered if his cock
was sore from fucking her cunt so much.
"Good morning, darling. Give Mommy a nice kiss."
She embraced her son, lewdly, thrusting her tongue into his
mouth, squeezing his ass. When Henry finally broke the obscene
embrace, he had grown a giant, rock-hard boner that now tented
blatantly through the sheer flannel.
"Did you sleep well after fucking Mommy last night, honey?"
"Yes."
"And you've got another big hot hard-on now." Margaret shook
her head, as if humorously exasperated with the constancy of her
son's sex drive. "Honestly, you're just incorrigible, Henry. I
suppose you'd like Mommy to help you with that big hard-on before you
go to school today."
Henry just nodded, shy and horny, his cock twitching in his
pajama bottoms as he stared at his mother's body. Margaret wrapped
up the sandwich, then walked out of the kitchen, leading her son back
to the bedroom. She hopped on the bed, sprawling on her back and
spreading her thighs wide apart.
"Take off your pajamas, honey. Mommy wants to see your big
cock, again."
Henry obeyed his mother, stepping out of the pajama pants,
revealing his enormously swollen cock. Looking at her son's prick
made Margaret hungry to feel it ramming into her pussy again. But
there was something else she'd yet to teach her son. Any good son,
she felt, needed to be well-skilled in licking his mother's cunt.
"Look at my pussy, Henry."
Margaret splayed her thighs wide apart, shamelessly displaying
her wet, hairy fuck hole to her only child. Henry's cock throbbed
even harder as he ogled his mother's pussy. Margaret dipped her
finger into her furry cunt slit, darting it in and out.
"I know you like Mommy's cunt enough to fuck it, honey," she
purred. "Now I want to find out if you like licking it, too. Have
any of the boys at school ever talked about cunt licking, darling?"
Henry nodded.
"A lot of boys really like licking wet pussy, Henry. Some boys
even like it better than fucking, or getting their cocks sucked. A
wet cunt has a natural aroma that most men find very arousing. I'd
like to see if you like licking Mommy's cunt too, baby. Then I'll
let you fuck me."
The expression on Henry's face told Margaret that he was going
to be well-suited to a long career as a pussy licker. He sprawled on
the bed, moving up to lie between her thighs, facing her wet,
fragrant pussy. Margaret took her hand out of the way, giving her
son ample room to lick and suck.
"Put your mouth on it, Henry. See how it tastes."
Henry obeyed his mom, pressing his mouth to her wet, swollen,
pouty-lipped hole. He groaned, revealing that he liked the taste of
pussy juice very much indeed. Henry thrust out his tongue, pushing
it deep inside his mom's throbbing cunt hole. Margaret grimaced and
wiggled her ass as Henry started licking and lapping, sluicing his
tongue up and down between the pink, juice-oozing folds of her itchy
little cuntslit.
"You like cunt licking, don't you, Henry?" Margaret panted.
She held his head with both hands, thrusting her ass off the
mattress, slowing fucking her throbbing cunt hole onto his mouth. "A
lot of boys think it tastes kind of fishy. But I'll bet you like
licking this kind of fish, don't you? I'll bet it reminds you of how
Mommy's pussy smells when you're giving it a good fucking."
Henry nodded, his face buried between his mother's thighs.
Without being asked, he moved his hands up, delicately peeling open
her pussy petals with his fingers. The interior of her pussy was
pink, bright, glistening with juice. Henry swabbed the throbbing
fuck hole with his tongue, then seemed to notice the fat little bump
protruding at the top.
"That's my clitty, Henry," his mother panted. "That's the most
sensitive part. Why don't you lick it for your mother?"
Henry obeyed, touching his tongue tentatively to the sensitive,
achey clit nubbin. Margaret instantly bucked as if she'd been shot,
her big tits quivering as she fucked her ass off the bed much harder
than before.
"That feels so good, Henry! Unnnggghhh! Mommy likes getting
her clit licked and sucked! Oh, Henry, lick it for Mommy! Put it in
your mouth, darling! Suck Mommy's clitty too!"
Henry straightened two fingers, gently guiding them into the
narrow, clinging interior of his mother's pussy. Then he lovingly
started swabbing her clit with his tongue, basting it with saliva.
He took the clit bud between his lips, sucking it, making it swell
bigger. Then he settled into a rhythm that his mother found
extremely pleasurable, sucking her clit as he fucked her pussy with
his hand.
"Unnggghhh! That's enough! Fuck your mother now, Henry! Hurry,
Henry, put your cock in Mommy's pussy! Fuck your mother hard!"
Henry rose up, mounting his mother, aiming his throbbing
cockhead at the well-wetted pussy opening. Margaret cocked her knees
up to her shoulders, looking down and watching her son guide in the
cockmeat. The cock knob popped into her gooey pussy hole, and then
the cockshaft. Then inch after inch of the long, stiff pussy-pleaser
was boring into her fuck channel, stuffing the mother's cunt to
bursting with the big, stiff cock she craved.
"Fuck me, Henry! Unngggh! I'm so horny now! Fuck your mother,
fuck your horny mother!"
Henry sprawled on top of his naked mother, crushing her tits
under his chest. Margaret shuddered, feeling the tremendous fuck
pole stabbing to the hilt in her pussy. She wrapped her legs around
his back, humping fast and hard. Henry met her rhythm, fucking his
huge, achey cock in and out of her cunt.
His fucking was especially satisfying right after the licking.
His tongue and fingers had made her pussy so hot and drippy, and now
it was intensely satisfying to give her hot, hairy cunt hole
something long and probing to suck on to.
Margaret's cunt now clung to her son's stroking cock with a
special tightness, nursing around every inch of the cockshaft. Her
pussy was so horny and itchy that she couldn't think of anything
else. She needed a long, violent fucking now, so she could relieve
herself with a long cum on her son's huge cock.
"Fuck your mother, Henry!" She bounded her ass frantically off
the bed, pistoning her tight, throbbing pussy onto his prick as fast
as she could. "Really hard now, baby! Unh, unh, ram it in! Fuck
Mommy's pussy just as hard as you can!"
Henry fucked his mother, panting on her shoulder, relentlessly
spearing his huge, swollen fuck shaft into the gushing depths of her
pussy. Her frantic humping rhythm spurred him on. Soon he was
stuffing her pussy as fast and deep as he could, utterly reaming her
fuck channel with every skewering stroke of his prick.
"Fuck your mother, fuck your horny mother!" Margaret chanted.
"Unngggh! Feels so good, Henry! Mommy's cumming now! Oh, fuck, oh
shit, Mommy's cuuummmiiinnnggg!"
Her wet, hairy pussy spasmed and spewed, gushing fuck juice onto
her son's cock, milking the belly-probing stiffness of his prick.
Still Henry didn't let the morning's first load of cum juice flood
into her belly. Instead he gripped her ass cheeks and kept fucking
his mother hard and fast, pounding his cock into her stomach, guiding
her through the peak of her cum.
And it was in the middle of her orgasm that Margaret realized,
suddenly, how badly she wanted to feel her son's cock pounding into
her asshole. The violent cum had spread through her whole body,
making her puckered little shit sphincter pulsate in and out as her
pussy spasmed around his cock. It had been a long time since
Margaret had enjoyed a really good ass reaming, particularly with a
cock nearly as large as her son's. She wondered if Henry would enjoy
fucking his mother's asshole as much as he obviously loved sticking
his big cock into her cunt.
"Take it out, Henry," she panted. "Mommy wants to show you
another place to put your prick now."
Henry obeyed his mother, though it obviously hurt him to do so.
Margaret stared at the giant cockshaft as it reappeared from her
furry, clinging pussy. The prick was red, dripping with cunt cream,
stone-hard with its need to shoot out the load clogging his balls.
Margaret's asshole tingled and burned as she imagined getting such a
huge donkey prick stuffed between her ass cheeks.
Margaret rolled over, sprawling on her belly. She thought of
telling Henry to fetch some Vaseline from the bathroom, but she
decided it wasn't necessary. His cock was dripping with pussy juice,
after all, and besides, she was too horny to wait. Henry gasped in
shock as he watched his horny mother stretch her ass cheeks open with
her fingers, shamelessly displaying her pink, puckered shit opening
to her very own son.
"Have you ever heard about asshole fucking, son?" Margaret
panted.
"Yes."
"I'll bet you have, honey. Henry, a lot of women really love
getting their assholes fucked. I'm no exception. Why, sometimes my
little asshole gets just as hot and horny as my pussy. Do you see
the way Mommy's asshole is throbbing right now?"
"Yes."
"That means it needs a good fucking. But it's a lot tighter
than a pussy, Henry, and you can hurt it more easily. Ordinarily,
it's a good idea to use lots and lots of petroleum jelly before you
try to give a girl a good ass fucking. You don't have to do that
now, 'cause Mommy's asshole is so horny."
"Yes, Mom."
"Get on top of me, honey. Hold your cock in your hand, and then
put the tip into Mommy's horny little asshole. I know you're going
to like fucking my ass. It's awfully, awfully tight. But be sure to
slide your cock in slowly at first. I'll tell you when you can go
faster. All right?"
"Yes, Mom."
Henry mounted his mother, holding his enormous cock in hand,
fitting the spongy, cum-oozing knob into the rubbery ring of her
asshole. Margaret held her ass cheeks wider apart, shuddering as she
felt the first pressure of his cockhead on her red, horny asshole.
Then it was boring into her, stretching her shit sphincter wide,
making her rubbery ass channel suck and spasm uncontrollably on the
invading thickness of his cock.
"Unngggh! Oh, Henry! You've got a really big prick, honey!
Unngggh! Fuck Mommy's asshole now, baby! Nice and slow, that's
right! Shove your big, stiff boner right up Mommy's ass!"
Henry squirmed on top of her, putting his hips in the best
position to drill his huge cock lance to the hilt in his mother's
bowels. Fucking a tight asshole, he found, felt different from
fucking a pussy. The hole was much tighter; he had to thrust more
slowly, at least at first. Gradually Henry settled into a steady
fucking rhythm, packing more of his huge prick up his mother's
asshole with every stroke.
Now the naked mother's asshole had really begun to itch and
burn. The horny shit sphincter was stretched to bursting around her
young son's cock, sucking on the veined prick shaft as it stabbed
relentlessly into the depths of her bowels. There was some pain as
his cock burrowed into her asshole, but it was more than compensated
for by a delicious pleasure that grew stronger every second. Soon
the horny mother was humping fast and hard, whimpering as she held
her ass cheeks apart, eagerly fucking her tender, horny asshole onto
the satisfying stiffness of her son's huge cock.
"Yes, yes, fuck Mommy's asshole, honey!" she gasped. "You can
do it hard now! Unggh! It doesn't hurt at all! Oh, please, Henry,
Mommy's asshole needs fucking so fucking much!"
Henry lunged down hard, packing every inch of his mammoth cock-
lance into the sucking tightness of his mother's shitter. For
several seconds he lay still, letting his prick soak in the spasming
tightness of her ass tract. Then he pulled out slowly, withdrawing
until only the tip of his cock parted her ass ring. Margaret gasped
with pleasure as her son again nailed his huge cock into the
welcoming tightness of her bowels.
"Fuck my asshole, fuck my horny little asshole!"
Henry started giving his mother the violent, deep ass fucking
she needed. In and out his big cock sawed, fucking through the
gripping, rubbery tightness of her shit tube. Henry panted on her
shoulder, his balls painfully swollen with an early morning load of
spunk. He fucked her tight asshole harder and harder, ramming his
aching cock through the sucking grip of her bowels.
"Ram it in, Henry!" Margaret released her jiggling ass buns, no
longer needing to spread apart to allow her child to ream out her
bowels. She thrust both hands under her belly, groping through her
juice-matted pussy curls until she found her fat, swollen clit.
Shamelessly the naked mother started rubbing the tingling little bud,
jacking off her pussy as her hung son pleasure her asshole with his
huge, stroking prick.
Henry thrust harder and harder, until he was ass-fucking his
mother with all the strength in his loins. Furiously he stabbed his
cock into her rubbery-gripping asshole, feeling the stretched shit
sphincter clinging to his cock with every stroke. His giant fuck
organ was getting even stiffer, and Margaret sensed that he would
soon be showering her bowels with jism. She rubbed her clit in a
frenzy of incestuous fuck passion, frantically fucking her hot, itchy
asshole onto her young son's big prick.
"Fuck my asshole, fuck my horny little asshole!" she pleaded.
"Ungggh! You've got such a big one, Henry! Mommy's asshole loves
your big prick! Unngggh! Cumming now! Fuck your mother, fuck
Mommy's horny asshole! I'm cumming, cuuummmiiinnngggg!"
Her asshole spasmed and throbbed, milking the skewering
stiffness of her son's enormous cock. Henry kept ass-fucking as hard
as he could, guiding her through the peak of her cum. Then he
collapsed on his mother's blushing ass buns, slamming his prick as
far up her stretched itchy asshole as it would go.
The milky white cock juice spewed out of his hard-on, flooding
his mother's asshole with hot sticky cum. Margaret felt the creamy
load spouting into her ravished shit tunnel, anointing the burning
walls with a soothing tide of jizz.
"Oh, Henry," she panted. She flexed her shitting muscles around
the cum-squirting hard-on, helping her hung child shoot out every
drop. Later today, she realized, she was scheduled for another
counseling session with Walter Wayne. He would undoubtedly want to
fuck her too. Margaret was already beginning to get used to the idea
of having two hung, horny studs to fuck her mouth, pussy or asshole
whenever she wanted.
seriously...no one comes here anymore, and everything's getting lame.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.
Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.
In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.
Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.
And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.
The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.
The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously
More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.
Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!
Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.
The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!
The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.
And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.
To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
FEEDBACK
Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.
We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.
Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.
Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'
One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'
And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.
However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)
In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???
If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.
What the fuck?
Well bugger me!
Fuck right off!
IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.
Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.
- posted by poopbot: providing truth in a deceitful world
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