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jimmu writes "According to both The Register and The People's Daily
China is set to develop a windows workalike equivalent to Win 98, with full compatibility with Office 200 and Word. Apparently, 18 companies and universities have been working on the 2 initiatives, with a 1.0 version supposedly already released to certain government offices."
Office 200? Wow, M$ has been around a lot longer than I thought!
Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
I learned about dogs from my friend Randy. We were good, but not best
friends. Being fourteen, we were perpetually horny and hard and when we
were alone together would generally open our pants, pull out our hard
teenage cocks and jack off together. I was turned on by Randy's cock,
which was bigger than my five inches. I loved watching him stroke it
lovingly, wishing it was me doing it for him. He never knew any of this, he
was just a hot horny teenage boy who liked to jack off and he liked being
watched and watching others when he did it. We spent many hours, raging
cocks in hand, stroking and shooting hot cum out onto our slender bellies,
the floor, into clothing, on grass, just about everywhere. A couple of
times we jacked each other off but up to this point had never sucked each
other although we talked about cock sucking in general.
Randy had a German Shepherd named Blitz, who knows why the name. One day
when I was over Randy said "watch this". We were in his room with the dog
and Randy started stroking the dog's furry sheath, which Blitz didn't mind
at all. Pretty soon his pink cock poked out and he would start humping, his
back all bunched up and then his sperms would shoot out. It was a hot scene
and both Randy and I almost tore our pants off trying to get at our own
raging cocks and stroked them to orgasm while the dog cleaned himself up
and waited for his dog bone to go away. The first time was really hot and
gave me a very exciting feeling in my belly. A few weeks after that I was
in Randy's room after school and the dog was there. Randy and I were
horny, both hard cocks evident in our pants and Randy said he needed my
help with something. Oh man this is it I thought, he is going to let me do
something with him. He took his pants and boxers all the way off, which I
had never seen him do before. His fat balls hung down and swung in their
sac as he walked, his big hard cock standing out from his slender body.
Blitz had gone over to him and sniffed at Randy's crotch as Randy put a
sweatshirt on over his T-shirt then he told me what he wanted me to do. He
was gonna get on his hands and knees and he wanted me to jack off the dog
right behind him. The dog would get up on his back and he wanted me to jack
him while guiding his dog cock into Randy's open asshole. Randy wanted to
fuck the dog.
The dog knew what was going to happen and as I started to jack him, he
mounted Randy's back, getting in close, and began humping furiously. His
pink cock was really big outside it's sheath and I guided the tip to the
waiting hole where the dog took over, plunging into Randy's asshole and
fucking him madly. I didn't' need to jack at all, the dog did all the
work. Randy moaned loudly as the Shepherd fucked him hard. God I was so
fucking hot watching the sight I ripped open my jeans and drug my steel
hard cock out and stroked it savagely. It only took about three strokes and
I blasted cum out, shooting onto the carpet. The dog slowed, stopped and
pulled out, laying on the carpet and washing his swollen missile. I saw a
huge round piece of flesh at the base of his cock and thought about how
that would have tore Randy open if it had been shoved inside. Randy rolled
onto his back and jacked his cock and he too shot quickly, firing cum clear
up to his chest after which he just lay there, arms at his side while his
dick twitched and pulsed. "Oh man that is so hot" Randy panted. "You
should try it sometime Steve." I didn't think I was quite ready to fuck
the dog, although having Randy fuck me was certainly an option that I
entertained. Or me fucking him. Either way.
A couple of more times after school, Randy had me help him with Blitz.
Sometimes he would have the dog lick his asshole before stuffing his doggie
cock in there. Randy said it was way hot having the dog eat his ass and
even if I didn't want the dog to fuck me I should at least try this. So
the dog would lick at Randy's asshole causing Randy's cock to get way hard
as it poked down toward the floor between his spread open legs. Sometimes
the dog would lick his hanging balls too. When Randy was ready he would pat
his back and the dog would leap on his back. The dog's cock was already out
of it's sheath and ready to go when it licked Randy's ass. The dog was no
fool, he knew he was gonna get a piece of ass. I didn't really even need to
help, Randy and the dog had the act down cold. I think he just liked
fucking the dog with someone else watching. The last time Randy and the
dog fucked, that big knot at the base got rammed into Randy's asshole. He
yelped a little but mostly just moaned louder than he usually did. When it
was all over, the dog somehow managed to turn around, still connected to
Randy's ass then after a little bit his dick popped out. So that's what
that was all about.
School was out for the summer and I was going to my grandparents for a
month. I figured it was ok, they were pretty cool and spoiled me pretty
good. When I got there, I saw an addition to the family, a Doberman named
Duke. Dumbass name for an ok Dog. I didn't think much about it until one
day when I was home alone. The grandparents actually had a small business
they ran so were away for a few hours in the morning. I was in the
backyard playing with the dog and enjoying the weather and being kind of
bored. The dog stopped to lick at his cock for some reason known only to
him and the thought struck me. hhhmmmmm. The yard was fenced and there were
no neighbors close by so I felt pretty safe. I called the dog over and got
him positioned in front of me and rubbing his neck with one hand put my
hand on his furry sheath and began slowly stroking him. He whimpered a bit
but didn't move so I jacked a little bit faster. I could feel his cock
growing inside then it started to pop out, a little bit of liquid dripping
from the pointed pink tip. Aaahhhh doggie pre-cum. I stroked faster and
soon duke was humping like mad, the big knot came out and he was squirting
his doggie cum all over the grass. When it was done, he sat and began
licking his cock and cleaning it up. My cock was straining at my jeans,
ramrod hard. I unbuttoned and unzipped them and pulled them down until my
balls were free. My dick was pointing right at the dog's face and he
sniffed at it then licked the head a couple times. Oh man talk about
electric feelings. I stroked about five times and my cum splatted out onto
the ground, the dog sniffing at it and licking it up. He took a swipe at
the head of my dick with his tongue but it was too sensitive and I took it
away.
I tried that a couple times then decided to go into the house so I could be
naked. I would take all my clothes off and hug the dog, rub his belly and
his cock. He was getting the idea so would lick on my cock if it was in his
face. I got on my hands and knees and sure enough, he sniffed at it then
licked it. Randy was right. That was a way fuckin hot feeling and my cock
practically came all by itself the first time Duke ate me. I tried to get
him behind me and jack him off but it was hard. Then I helped him by
pulling his paws on my back and jacking him. It took a couple tired but he
started to get it. I got it too and learned to put a thick shirt on cause
his claws would scratch my back. The first time duke fucked me was way
hot. I had him up on me and he was kinda humping, like he was hoping to hit
the gold even if by accident. I reached behind me and guided him a little
and the tip when in and I moved my hand. He was already cumming I think
cause I could feel liquid on my ass cheek and on my balls but he got a few
drives in before he stopped and dismounted. I let him clean himself up
first then he came to my asshole and licked it clean. He also licked my
balls and my cheek where his sperms had gone. I was jacking my cock as he
licked my asshole and the cum was awesome. Oh man.
Duke got pretty good at the game. I would call him over and as soon as I
started to unbutton my pants, or if I was wearing shorts, to take them
down, he would start getting excited. If I could hear his brain I knew it
was saying, "ok ok I get to fuck the boy I get to fuck the boy". I would
almost do a strip tease for the fuckin dog and he loved it as much as I
did. By the time I got my pants off, my teenage cock was throbbing in
anticipation. Duke would come right over and lick all over the head of my
dick, licking off the pre-cum that was pouring out like a faucet. Then I
would get on my hands and knees, laying my head on my crossed arms and
forcing my ass in the air. Duke would lick my asshole clean, his big
doggie tongue slurping all around the muscle. He had to do that before I
would let him fuck me and he knew that eating my ass was part of the
game. His cock was out of it's sheath way before that so that when I said
"OK" he was ready to plow into me and of course I was ready for him to plow
me, I was so fuckin hot. The dog mounted me, paws up high on my back, and
found my waiting hole without a problem and drove in, humping and fucking
me for all his doggie life was worth. His cock driving in and out of me
drove me crazy it felt so good. The biggest problem was that it was over so
fast. The first few times I jacked off while he fucked me and came before
he was finished. After that, I would have to jack off after he was done,
sometimes I jacked while he cleaned his dog cum out of my asshole, but it
still felt great, having a cock inside of me, fucking me.
My experiences with the dog came to a crashing halt one morning. Duke had
fucked the shit out of me as I knelt in front of him, head buried into my
arms, moaning, his dog bone plowing in and out of me. I had not cum yet,
and was just waiting for him to come over and slurp me clean, licking my
hole and my balls.
"How would it be if I did that to you", a voice whispered. My head turned
rapidly to my left and there, kneeling on his haunches on the carpet a mere
three feet away was a boy about sixteen. He was drop dead cute, blonde hair
and blue eyes and a big hard cock looking at me from between his legs, the
head glistening with pre-cum and fat balls hanging almost to the floor. I
recognized him as a neighbor boy who did yard work for my grandparents. I
was stunned. So much so that I didn't move to cover up or anything, my ass
still pointing in the air from my dog fuck. I looked at that beautiful
cock and all I could do was say,
"ok" in a whispered voice. The boy, his name was Cary, moved behind me and
said as he moved,
"How about if you lay on your back, that way I can see your face, kiss you
while we fuck".
"Ok" and I rolled over, placing my feet flat on the ground. Cary got
something out of his pants pocket, a small plastic pillow pack and squeezed
it. A gooey substance, I found out later was lube, came out and he smeared
it into my asshole then all over the fat head of his cock and the first
part of the thick shaft. He told me to pull my legs back, which I did, and
he got closer, putting the head of that monster next to my asshole.
"Duke got you ready so this shouldn't hurt you Steve" he said quietly with
a little smile on his face. He pushed in gently, the head going through the
ring of anal muscle. I winced a little bit but like he said, the dog had
the pump pretty well primed. "How is it, are you ok" he asked gently. I
told him I was fine and he proceeded to move in farther, filling my
asshole, stretching the muscle like it never had been before. Soon he was
in as far as he could go. I could feel his pubic hair, brush against my
skin, my ball sac hanging between my upraised legs. He placed his hands on
my inner thighs below the knee and told me I could move my hands away,
which I did. He pushed back, raising me up, and he moved in closer still,
forcing all of his big teen cock into my bowels. And then he fucked me. oh
god how he fucked me. He started slow, pulling about half way out then
moving back in. then he moved almost all the way out before going back in,
bottoming out inside of me. I could feel his fat ball sac hit my
tailbone. I put my hands on his forearms, corded with muscle and a light
coating of blonde hairs. He smiled at me. "How are you doin baby" he
asked. I said is was way fine. I couldn't believe it, I was finally being
fucked by a boy, a live hot looking teenage boy with a big fat cock. I
started moaning as he picked up speed, driving in and out of me, pushing up
a little on the in stroke.
Looking down I could see a lot of his cock when he pulled it out, then
watched as it disappeared back inside of my body. "Oh god oh god oh god,
fuck me harder please, I am gonna cum, I'm gonna cum oh man fuck me harder"
and he complied, slamming into me, moving my body backwards on the rug. He
reached between my legs and grabbed onto my bouncing hard cock and holding
it tight, allowing his fucking motion to move my cock in his hand and
suddenly I was there. I felt the tingle in my balls that moved to the base
of my cock and drove upward, the sperms finally reaching freedom and
blasting like a rocket out of my cock. Four, five, six fuckin big squirts
of sperm that soaked my chest and belly. Cary let go of my cock and dropped
both hands to the carpet so my legs draped over his arms. He pushed
forward, rolling me back and up a little and began fucking me like
crazy. He eyes were closed, face contorted, breath coming in ragged chunks
as he drove up into me. "Uuuunnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhh" he bellowed, his head
thrown back then drooped forward as I felt blast after blast of his cum
slam up inside my asshole, his ass working overtime and grinding into me,
trying to force every single millimeter of his boy cock into me. He
finally slowed then stopped, his eyes opened and he smiled.
"WOW, that was frickin totally awesome" he said. "How are you doin".
"I am just fine" I said. "That was awesome, thank you". He leaned down and
kissed me, a tender kiss which I gave back to him the best I knew how,
which wasn't much. "put your arms around my neck" and I did, "hold on" and
he leaned back onto his haunches again, me with him. It forced his cock
into me a bit, and I wiggled my ass on his lap. His hands were rubbing up
and down on my back in slow circles. "Better than old duke huh" he said
with a smile. I dropped my face into his chest.
"I am so embarrassed by that, oh man," I said, my voice muffled by his
chest. He pulled my head back up and looked me in the eyes,
"Don't be, I am only joking with you. I have done that too although not
with Duke. I just thought you might like the real thing for a change" and
he kissed me again. It turned out that he had seen me through the window
on the door at the back of the house a few days before. He said it was hot
watching me get fucked by the dog and he jacked off in the back yard
watching us. This time he tried the door, noticed it was unlocked and
sneaked in quietly. Duke knew him so didn't stop his fucking when he came
in, and "you know the rest of the story, " he ended. "So, now that you
know what it's like to get fucked by a boy, how would you like to find out
what it's like to fuck one".
"That would be great" I said. As he slid his still hard cock out of me I
wondered if my parents would let me stay here longer.
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