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Turbolinux Not Dead Yet

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the something-seems-odd dept.

Abdul Nabi writes "I found this article on Linux Today which is a response from Turbolinux to the recent rumors of a shutdown. The responds contends that they are restructuring rather than shutting down." Ya know, I can't think of a single person that I know that runs Turbolinux. Maybe that has something to do with their problems.

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  1. Woohoo! FOURTH POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fourth post

  2. Re:Turbo Linux Sux Nutz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    roger that

  3. Bring out your dead! by Eccles · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
    [A man puts a body on the cart.]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
    The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
    The Dead Collector: What?
    Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!
    The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!
    The Dead Collector: He isn't.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better!
    Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart!
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine!
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
    The Dead Collector: I can't!
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
    The Dead Collector: Thursday.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk!
    Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy! I feel happy!
    [The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
    The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

    --
    Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  4. Perhaps by Cubeman · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...this is because every network card I bought came with their TurboLinux Workstation CDs in the box! At least they made good coasters.