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MPAA vs. Television

Today brings several articles on the MPAA's attempt to create a "broadcast flag" to kill home recording of broadcast television. Lunenburg writes "Apparently too impatient to implement the Broadcast Flag in digital media through legislative means, both Sen. Hollings and Rep. Tauzin have both sent letters to FCC Chairman Michael Powell urging him to mandate the implementation of the Broadcast Flag under FCC rules, according to the EFF's Consensus at Lawyerpoint blog." There's a CNet story about a presentation given by the MPAA to pro-business lobbying groups, and a MSNBC story about digital video recorders.

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  1. Weee - the FCC by wichtolosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see........

    1. Re:Weee - the FCC by Maran · · Score: 4, Funny

      "So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see........"

      Ahem

      They try to stop me taping MTV, but they'll make no money, without me!

      Maran

    2. Re:Weee - the FCC by k2enemy · · Score: 3, Funny
      So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see........

      this is an unacceptable violation of riaa intellectual property. please post proof of copyright ownership or refrain from stealing others' work.

  2. Taking its lead from RIAA . . . by fajoli · · Score: 5, Funny

    the MPAA will start distributing movies with only two minutes of actual story line and filling the remaining 88 minutes with explosions, noise, bad dialogue, and product placements to prevent the unauthorized distribution of its intellectual property.

  3. Re:I don't get it.... by phunhippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    How, exactly, is a PVR any different from a VCR?

    the PV and VC... the R is the same :)

  4. Re:Sen Hollings by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm afraid you are right. Senator Hollings has forgotten who people are, because he is only a refurbished automaton from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean.'

    When no one is in his office, 'he' quickly opens his chest plate and drinks some more oil. (You can see the Bush connection rather easily.)

    Senator Hollings and his rampage of bad legislation MUST be stopped. 'He' will let nothing stand in his way of his goal of Total Disneyfication of the entire world.

    'His' Achilles Heel?

    Pies.

    Throw pies at the Senator. That will interfere in his 'Small World Reasoning Center'. Only you can stop the madness.

  5. Re:Tried and true solution by acceleriter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next, get rid of your internet connection. It will have the effects you describe, ten-fold, for lots of people here :).

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    CEE5210S The signal SIGHUP was received.

  6. Re:Will they ever understand? by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Attention MPAA.

    Usenet does not exist.
    Nothing more to see here.
    Move along.

    ~Will

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    sig?
  7. Mad Libs! by Rayonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    The absolute best solution to this kind of thing has been around for decades, works perfectly, doesn't cost a cent, and causes your day to suddenly seem a couple of hours longer:

    Sell your books.

    Try, just try, life without books. You'd be amazed how little you miss them, and how much other stuff you'll do instead. If you have a significant other, you'll have time to actually spend with that person, instead of sitting on your arse and not looking at each other. If you don't have an SO, you'll drastically increase your chances of finding one. If you're not looking, you'll at least have time to pursue other hobbies, like coding, or cooking, or bungee jumping, or whatever the heck else trips your trigger. Just try it. You may very well love it.

    We live in a capitalist society. If you don't like what the businesses are trying to do to you, then stop using their product. What the hell does federally-mandted illiteracy matter to you when you don't read books?