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African Bees Devastated by Mutant Clone Bees
a7244270 writes "Seems that the South African honey industry, as well as the plant life there that depends on bees for pollination, is under threat of destuction by some mutated, self cloning bees. This article in The Economist has the story."
Two bees, or not two bees?
That is the question.
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This is bound to be used in some series or motion picture in the near future
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So these Cape bees just peacefully flit from flower to flower, eating to their little hearts' content, while the African Bees work their asses off and still end up getting annihilated. So much for the the grasshopper and the ant.
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...or the bees?
...or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Well, it appears that it won't be African bees then.
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If these mutant bees are released in the US, we won't have to worry about africanized honey bee hives, or even worse, Hollywood making more movies about africanized honey bee attacks.
I once kept bees as a hobby....
I suppose one has to note that the "mutations" and "cloning" mentioned in the article is not human-induced. The Cape bee subspecies lived happily and successfully down in the southern part of South Africa (Cape provice). It had the Karoo, a semi-desert, as a physical barrier separating it from the African bee colonies further north.
The problems started when some bee keepers thought that the docile Cape bee might be easier to handle and moved some hives across the Karoo.
A bee hive is like a complex organism, where the queen bee is the reproductive center of attention and her pheromones are what makes the whole hive function.
Because the Cape worker bee gives off pheromones very similar to the African queen bee, they are (literally) treated like queens. Thus the Africa worker bees work themselves to death in sustaining multiple "queens" in their hive, while the Cape workers are spoilt rotten and never contribute anything to the hive - until the hive dies.
Harsh measures where taken since the 1990's to save the SA honey industry, inter alia destroying whole hives found to be infected. I'm surprised that this gets this sort of attention only now.
The conclusion in the article is probably right: high concentrations of hives (as in commercial beekeeping) are very susceptible to infection, while single wild hives could probably ward off infection more easily. This problem will probably only peter out once most hives are destroyed and the parasites with them. This doesn't bode well for the honey industry in SA.
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Scientists have been looking for a way to stop the spread of African honeybees in North America, because they are much more aggressive toward humans, among other things. It seems that by importing a few of these clones, they could get rid of the African bee population, while leaving the indiginous species alone. Of course, another mutation could make a clone's eggs smell like the eggs of another species...
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What chance do those poor, peaceful, native honey bees have against these mutants?!? I mean, the admantium exoskeleton, the laser beam eyes. And one of the mutants has the strength of TWENTY normal bees. And I don't even want to get started on the bee that can control magnetic fields. Sheesh!
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Between the man^H^Heat-eating fish, the crazy centipedes, and now the bees, it seems like we really have no idea about anything that goes on in this world. It's strange how environmental news is really playing up this whole "when species other than humans attack" even though it's "when species other than humans move somewhere they weren't previously". I wonder if the newswire of the animal world complains about humans moving around? It just goes to show how one-sided / inside the box our thinking as a race is.
Do they make Mutant Clone Coffee to devastate the Super Coffee made by the Killer Bees?
No, I will not imagine a beowolf cluster of these.
I guess this isn't really all that surprising. It shouldn't be impossible to fix, though, with some fancy management....
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BEEOWOLF cluster of these!!!
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