Atari 2600 Hacks
olclops writes "Check out this guy's projects. He's an Atari 2600 programmer who's created, among other things, a cartridge that uses the 2600's sound generators to turn your atari into a full polyphonic synthesizer! The demos sound insane. Imagine being able to play console-perfect pitfall music from an atari hooked up to an amp. His other games look cool, too. Apparently, he'll be at the Classic Gaming Expo next weekend."
FP!
I once had a friend on slashdot, named Nakoruru. This is an account of when I first met him or her:
... I get it. "Little Nakoruruette." Ha ha. Cripes, look at that thing. Looks like a fleck of curry. How do you wack off with that, wrap that little dot on your head around it? Okay, I gotta go Nakoruru. See you tomorrow morning when I get my paper and coffee, ya little sand nig you."
"Nakoruru, what is that, Indian? Go make me a slurpee, Nakoruru, and give me one of those little "wassup" ligthers, too. I love that shit. Is it true you people eat your own children? I think I'll pass on that hot dog, Nakoruru. I don't want to be muching on little Nakoruruette. Hey, what are you doing? Why are you unzipping your pants? Put your pants back on! Oh
Nakoruru doesn't post on slashdot anymore.
what a waste of time.
On MONDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Monday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
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On TUESDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Tuesday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
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On WEDNESDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Wednesday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
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On THURSDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Thursday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
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On FRIDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Friday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes. He continued well into the evening.
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On SATURDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "I will repent and keep my pee sprout free from any fecal flecks."
Saturday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
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On SUNDAY morning, Cmdr Taco said "Today is the Lord's day; I will repent and keep my pee sprout from any fecal flecks."
Sunday afternoon, he was putting his pee sprout into young boy's poop chutes.
Fucker, stop that shit, it's stupid man.
Just because someone now found a way to hack into an Atari 2600 doesn't mean it belongs on the front page of Slashdot. Shit, they don't even use those for commercial applications. I doubt they can even run a webserver! So why would this guy spend so many years and man-hours trying to hack the 2600 when there are much more productive things to do, like audit Linux code for security holes that hackers could exploit? At least he'd be doing something constructive instead of purely malicious hacking.
Friends don't let friends use multiple inheritance.