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Ricardo Montalban Recalls Khan

phyy-nx writes "Scifi.com, in referring to the directors cut of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (coming out on DVD Aug 6), has quoted clips from an interview with Ricardo Montalban. Montalban portrayed the vengeful Kahn in one of the best perfomances in one of the best of the (almost ten) Star Trek films. He mentions how difficult it was to portray Khan after six years of Mr. Roarke of Fantasy Island and how he overcame that mold to masterfully portray his new character's controlled insanity." Or, as Kirk would say: Khaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  1. first post by Gizzmonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    made of Rich corinthian leather

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  2. Little Known Fact by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    The producers had to recover the chair on the bridge of the Klingon Warbird in Corinthian Leather before he would sit in it.

    Really!

    1. Re:Little Known Fact by kzinti · · Score: 2

      Khan never sat in a Klingon ship; it was a Federation ship he hijacked... the Reliant, as I recall. And they had to cover the captain's seat with rich Corinthian leather!

      --Jim

    2. Re:Little Known Fact by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The producers had to recover the chair on the bridge of the Klingon Warbird in Corinthian Leather before he would sit in it."

      And they had to name his ship (USS Reliant)after a model of Chrysler too ;)

      Fine Corinthian Leather ;) I still remember those commercials.

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    3. Re:Little Known Fact by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      [note to the younger Slashdotter... Montalban used to do rather infamous car commercials]

      Hey, say what you want about the ol' Volare, but I had a friend who bought a used one way back when for $1000. He drove that thing another 3 years and 80K miles before it just wouldn't run anymore. He sold it again for $800. Best. Deal. Ever.

      As a bonus, when you drive, you get to sing "Voooolaaaaaaareeeeeee Whoooooo--- ooooaaaa"

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    4. Re:Little Known Fact by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      He sold it again for $800. Best. Deal. Ever.

      Nope - I've got you beat. In 1985 or so, a guy walked into my dad's storefront office and said that he needed money, and would Dad buy his 1970 Chevy Custom pickup with a 350cid V8 engine. Dad asked how much he wanted, and the guy said he needed $200. Dad wrote a check.

      Now, this is possibly one of the world's ugliest vehicles. It's two-tone white and gold, with liberal sprinklings of rust to go around. Still, 17 years later, the thing runs like a top. We still use it for those occassional hauling needs, like buying a new mattress, or moving a friend, etc.

      My dad's other car is a 2001 Cadillac STS. You wouldn't believe the looks we get when we drop his car off at the dealer for servicing, then leave in this loud (Dad replaced the stock mufflers with Glass Packs) POS that's dropping rust crumbs and bits of mulch on their pavement. I love it.

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    5. Re:Little Known Fact by cyclist1200 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you're confusing him with Christopher Lloyd. Montalban was never on a Klingon ship - it was Corinthian leather on the Reliant. Lloyd demanded one of those beaded seat covers on his chair...

  3. Re:What!? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2

    actually, Star Trek V, the one that Shatner wrote and directed, is by far the worst. It was so bad that some guys did a homebrew version of MST3k on it...Here's a link.

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  4. Hardest Part of Being Khan by echucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    No little sidekick to holler out "Da Kirk, Bahss, da Kirk!"

  5. I hope the DVD includes the original by GCP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I hope the Wrath of Khan DVD includes the original episode of Star Trek that it was the sequel to. That would make a great set, and the movie isn't nearly as interesting if you don't have that TV episode in memory.

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    "Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded."
    1. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by kzinti · · Score: 3, Informative

      Great idea! That episode was called Space Seed, I think. Wrath of Khan is still my favorite of all the Star Trek movies. It has everything that made the original series great: action, drama, plot twists, and three dimensional characters. I believe the movie stands on its own very well, but if you've seen Space Seed then it certainly helps establish the context of the movie and explain Khan's obsession with Kirk. Space Seed and Wrath of Khan on the same DVD would be a cool combination.

      --Jim

    2. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by thanasakis · · Score: 3, Informative

      the episode you are refering to is titled "space seed". FYI Richardo also played Khan Nunien Singh in that episode. It is worth mentioning that in the last scene Spock literaly warns Kirk that some day Khan might escape from seti alpha 5. see http://www.thelogbook.com/log/toslog1.html#tos23

    3. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by geoswan · · Score: 2
      I liked it too. But I have some beefs with it. In Space Seed Khan was merely the smartest or strongest of the genetically enhanced refugees. His compatriots should also have been supermen. But in the film they were all non-entities.

      The brain eating worms were a low point too.

      Kirk jr was irritating.

      And while I am at it the McGuffin, the "genesis machine" was pretty bogus.

      Wait a second, did I say I liked this film :-)?

    4. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's a question for the trekkies and trekkers. In Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan, Khan says, "Any you.. .I never forget a face... Mister Checkov!" but Checkov did not appear in Space Seed. How did Khan remember him?

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    5. Re:I hope the DVD includes the original by hawk · · Score: 2
      > It has everything that made the original series great: action, drama, plot twists,

      so far, so good . . .

      > and three dimensional characters

      huh? Did we watch the same series?

      One of the amazing things was being compelling with all those 2d and 1d characters (unless, of course, your recognize Kirk, Spock, and McCoy as a single character).

      One of the things that has made the sequels to Star Trek annoying is thier pathetic insistence on "character development," rather than using the characters as just different aspects of general humanity.

      hawk

  6. Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot must have quite a backlog of article submissions.

    I mean, one article about a 1961 wristwatch, now an article about a 1982 movie.

    I just submitted an article about this awsome new kind of game called Castle Wolfenstein 3D, it's like the old Castle Wolfenstein game on the Apple IIe , but from the FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE. It's really damn cool, but it doesn't work with my 8-bit Adlib Soundcard.

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    1. Re:Slashdot must have a submission backlog... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "It's really damn cool, but it doesn't work with my 8-bit Adlib Soundcard."

      Ah but it did use extended memory. That was great when you had 2 megs of memory on a 286...

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      "Derp de derp."
  7. Mr. Roarke didn't have those pecs! by embarcadero · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the thing I remember most about that movie. Mr. Roarke had become a professional wrestler, or a romance novel clutch hero.

  8. STII:The Wrath of Khan by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    Comic Book Guy voice: Best. Trek. Ever.

  9. My favorite Trek movie by mwarps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm so happy this is coming out on DVD in Director's Cut form. Way too cool.

    One of the best Treks ever. More action in one movie than there was in the whole original series, at least believable action. All I can think of is Capt Kirk in one of those badly rehearsed street fights. He falls over the way he speaks. Slow and Delayed. Shatner put on his Acting cap for this movie though. Great stuff.

  10. Question! by Kwikymart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was there any real explanation for why they switched the look of the Klingons in either the Star Trek universe or the real universe (the explanation)? I remember the DS9 episode "Trials and Tribbulations" where they go back to the TOS tribble episode and that topic came up, and Worf just said something of the like "it's a complicated matter". Any ST experts have an answer?

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    1. Re:Question! by vofka · · Score: 2, Informative

      If memory serves, Worf said "We don't talk about it.", implying some sort of catastrophe or somesuch. From what I recall, the change in appearance was either due to some kind of virus, or a failed genetic experiment - not 100% sure however.

      The odd thing is, if you watch the pilot from Enterprise, the Klingons have the 'new look', with the brow ridges, even though at that time (100 years before Kirk), the event causing the ridges had yet to happen! (At least according to established Trek History.)

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    2. Re:Question! by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      The "usual" explanation is that there are several Klingon races, perhaps living on different planets in the Klingon homeworld system. In TOS, it was just coincidental that the Enterprise crew happened to always be interacting with the "smooth head and chainmail" Klingons. This has never been directly stated in any episode or movie however... it's just something that Star Trek fans pass around.

      Note though that more recently the Klingon look has been "humanified" for certain Klingons... General Chang in ST6 is a good example... this was done to make it easier to related to the character, but he could almost pass for one of the TOS-style Klingons. Other Klingons (in DS9 and Enterprise) have also had this look.

      But no, I don't think "they'll" ever explain it. :)

    3. Re:Question! by ovapositor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Get a life you dork!
      Thank You.

      Respectfully,
      The rest of the planet.

    4. Re:Question! by AJWM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I got the special two-video set of both the original and DS9 tribble episodes. It's great watching them back to back, and seeing how and where DS9 characters were cleverly inserted into original footage.

      What Worf actually says when asked about it is "We don't talk about it", and obviously views the original series' more human-looking Klingons with some disgust.

      The real reason is that they just did it because they could (higher budget) in the first movie, then were stuck with it for all the other movies, and never came up with a good backstory.

      I suppose they could have come up with something like the Kdaptists of Larry Niven's Kzinti (who wear human masks -- of human skin -- when worshipping because, having had their butts kicked by humans in a couple of interstellar wars, they're convinced that God/Kdapt must favor humans -- see Ringworld), but that'd be derivative. Besides, there weren't really any Human/Klingon wars, the first one barely got started when it was ended by the Organians, and the Klingons already looked human then. (Original series episode).

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      -- Alastair
    5. Re:Question! by AJWM · · Score: 2

      From what I recall, the change in appearance was either due to some kind of virus, or a failed genetic experiment

      No, that's just Dr. Bazir's speculation when he asks Worf about it ("Was it ...?"). That speculation is never verified.

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      -- Alastair
    6. Re:Question! by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tribble implant?

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    7. Re:Question! by writermike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I remember reading a fan-produced publication on this matter. This publication was made to look like an "official" Starfleet report.

      It stated that the reason for the different looks is because there are two distinct races which are often at war with each other. For a time, the more human-looking ones were in power. This booklet showed the various land masses each race controlled. Lots of background.

      But, as someone else pointed out, it doesn't easily explain why Enterprise's Klingons are ridged.

      It would be interesting to see an upcoming Enterprise episode that plays with this theory. Maybe the Klingon Empire collapses for a time, shuttling some human-looking Klingons into the series.

      Yeah, I do agree with others that think Worf was expressing some sort of disgust in the DS9 episode. If Enterprise were to play with some of these theories, they could _easily_ bring in the larger issue, race!

      Other theories I've heard:
      The Klingons attempted to make a human-klingon hybrid in order inject spies into the Federation.

      The Romulans and Klingons collaborated on a human-klingon hybrid in order to inject spies into the Federation.

      The human-looking Klingons are a Romulan invention that went awry.

      The Klingons from the original series aren't Klingons at all, but rather humans who like dark clothes and don't take baths.

      Kirk and Spock were lovers. (Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with the Klingons, huh?)

      m

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    8. Re:Question! by ender81b · · Score: 2

      Well yes and no. The real reason, as stated before, is they just didn't have the money for the makeup. There are a couple of competing theories as to why:

      1.) Different race of the klingon empire which held power at that time OR the only one the enterprise ran into. Makes sense, after all klingon space is roughly 3,000 light-years across or so.

      2.) Genetic Manipulation. This one was proposed somewhere and holds the most weight. The klingons might have genetically altered themselves so as to look more humanlike allowing to inflitrate human worlds more easily or to confuse them, etc. Of course, this isn't very honorable which is why worf says"doesn't discuss it with outsiders". Plausable.

      Any other explanations are probably bunk. It is established that Khaless (the orignal klingon leader-god-guy) looked like the 'modern' klingons so we know that it wasn't a plague, or some sort of genetic reversal, etc, etc ad nausem.

      Wait a second. I'm a total geek. I just wrote like 4 paragraphs on star trek. Oh boy.

    9. Re:Question! by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The real reason is that they just did it because they could (higher budget) in the first movie, then were stuck with it for all the other movies, and never came up with a good backstory.

      And Worf's comment is probably as much a tongue-in-cheek response from the producers as anything else. I'll bet it was actually directed at all the geeks who keep asking about this. It's amazing how much this gets discussed, because it's really a non-issue.

      I once saw some Trek documentary where one of the makeup people said he preferred Klingon episodes to Romulan/Vulcan episodes because of "all those damn ears". However, by the time of the movies they could afford to make the races actually look a little different. So they sacrificed continuity for production values. Simple, no?

      I always thought part of the genius of Star Wars is how in the cantina scene, so many of the aliens are totally non-humanoid. But it doesn't matter- they're sitting there playing poker, and Luke doesn't seem to notice that some of these things don't have arms. Alien races actually have a true diversity of forms, even if the humans are running things. It's a far cry from ST, where nearly everything is either humanoid or something amorphous.

      While I'm at it, Vernor Vinge's books are some of the best depictions I've ever seen of non-humanoid races in human terms.

    10. Re:Question! by NanoGator · · Score: 3

      It was just a joke, dudes. Star Trek writers are capable of explaining anything, even if it means inventing words. It's meant to irritate all the Star Trek fans out there who nitpick the shit out of the show.

      I think it's their way of saying "Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, you should really just replax."

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      "Derp de derp."
    11. Re:Question! by orcrist · · Score: 2

      The explanation I remember, is the one I think I got out of 'The Final Reflection' by John Ford, which is considered by many to be one of the best Star Trek books written.

      The explanation is that the Klingons have an Imperial (pure) race (like Whorf) which at the time of the original series was never seen by Aliens, and mixed breed races who were lower caste but allowed to 'mingle' with other races. The Klingons in the old series were Klingon/Human hybrids.

      This book had a lot more than that too, and it was the main inspiration for the whole Klingon language, culture, etc. craze, being as it was the first look at Klingons from the 'inside'. If you ever decide to read one Star Trek Book, then make this the one. In fact, I haven't read it in years, and now I'm feeling the urge to go dig it up again...

      -Chris

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    12. Re:Question! by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Or maybe there was a short lived fad where Klingons sanded down their skulls. Maybe it's the Klingon equivalent of bell-bottoms.

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      "Derp de derp."
    13. Re:Question! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Hmm wasn't the Klingon off-shoot race was called the Dinghal Bah'rie?

    14. Re:Question! by topham · · Score: 2

      There is no established Trek History.

      It's SCIENCE FICTION.

    15. Re:Question! by sconeu · · Score: 2

      My personal guess is that Klingons are allergic to tribbles.

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    16. Re:Question! by topham · · Score: 2

      oh, I agree in many ways. I'm a big science fiction fan fan. But the harpin gover the difference in Klingons is downright amusing.

      A friend of mine used to harp about the differences in the spaceships too.

      bah, enjoy the damn story and move on.

    17. Re:Question! by Fesh · · Score: 2

      "I always thought part of the genius of Star Wars is how in the cantina scene, so many of the aliens are totally non-humanoid. But it doesn't matter- they're sitting there playing poker, and Luke doesn't seem to notice that some of these things don't have arms. Alien races actually have a true diversity of forms, even if the humans are running things. It's a far cry from ST, where nearly everything is either humanoid or something amorphous."

      I think the thing that bothers me the most about ST and the proliferation of the humanoid form-factor is that all these disparate "alien" races interbreed rather freely. Not being a trekkie, I'm not up on whatever bizarre explaination has been cooked up for that one...

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    18. Re:Question! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      The low brows and cranial ridge is likely inspired by early humans... the cranial ridge works great for eating by securing the muscles for the jaw....

    19. Re:Question! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Could this be the "truth"?

      Many theories above....

    20. Re:Question! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      My theory is that there was a ritual back then where Klingon children were punished by having their brow ridges bashed in. It soon became a sign of wimp-hood to have "unpunished" brow ridges, so kids made sure they got into enough trouble to have them totally flattened.

      After a while, the fad fell out of style, especially as different punishment tactics were used, such as pain sticks.

    21. Re:Question! by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      In TOS, they had no real budget for makeup effects. In TNG, DS9, et al, they did. They never considered that the fans would ask why the Klingon appearance changed, and the writers of Enterprise may not have taken even a moment to consider the inconsistency. Don't hold your breath waiting for an official answer. Gene Roddenberry isn't here any more to write one.

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    22. Re:Question! by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      But if the Imperial race wasn't allowed to interact with aliens, how did the "mixed-breed" subraces come to be? I mean, some Imperial Klingon must have gone against Imperial law to produce the first Klingon-Human hybrid; are we supposed to believe that the Imperials entrusted the diplomatic well-being of their race to this illegal bastard?

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  11. The Good and the Bad by standards · · Score: 2

    I was never a big Star Trek fan, but I saw many of the movies as a kid. I only really remember two of the movies.

    Without a doubt, the best one was "Kahn". Ricardo Montalban did an amazing job, and the details of his performance are still with me 20 years later.

    I remember one other Star Trek movie - the one with the whales. Now I like whales and all, but that movie totally sucked ... it went from Science Fiction to Freakin' Stupid Fiction.

    It sucked so bad that I remember it. It would have been better if they had a role for Tattoo in there.

    1. Re:The Good and the Bad by DrVxD · · Score: 2

      > the one with the whales
      That would be Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

      > It would have been better if they had a role for Tattoo in there.
      Who?

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    2. Re:The Good and the Bad by dswensen · · Score: 2

      "Now I like whales and all, but that movie totally sucked ... it went from Science Fiction to Freakin' Stupid Fiction."

      I disagree, for these reasons:

      Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
      James Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
      Spock: Yes.
      James Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.

      Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
      Gillian: I suppose they told you that.
      Spock: The hell they did.

      Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
      Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.

  12. August 6th? by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 2

    Weeird, I just got it yesterday from the local 7-11.

    Proof?
    http://www3.telus.net/adamonline/StarTre k2.jpg

    Of course, I got LOTR then too.
    http://www3.telus.net/adamonline/LOTR.jpg
    h ttp://www3.telus.net/adamonline/LOTR2.jpg

    I'm thinking someone ****ed up in my favor..like Monopoly banks except better :)

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  13. Khaaaaaannnn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
  14. A little program for you, oh person who reads /. by PFactor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sub Pot()

    For i = Hypocrite.Lbound to Hypocrite.Ubound
    Call Kettle("Black")
    Next i

    End Sub

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    Don't believe anything I say. I crash test crack pipes for a living.
  15. I'll save this stupid thread! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny
    "But I cannot force myself to watch the dredge that is referred to as Star Trek. Personally, I liked episodes 4,5, and 6; the new episodes: 1 and 2, are especially disheartening. Hopefully, Star Trek will improve in episode 3."


    Partick Stewart had a much better variation of this joke. Here's his quote from Saturday Night Live:
    I have no illusions why I'm here tonight.
    It's because of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
    (applause)
    Well, thank you very much, but I have a confession to make. When I was first given the role of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I pretended to take it all in my stride; I was so cool in interviews;
    I claimed never to have seen the original classic Trek. But, it was all an act, because inside, I was so ecstatic... I was delirious... You see, not only am i probably the biggest Star Trek fan of all time, but well, as my friends can tell you, I am virtually an encyclopedia of Star Trek facts and trivia.

    Well now, for example, listen: Here's a fact I bet you don't know. On the original show, the name of the space ship was not the "Star Trek"! No, no, it was in fact, the "Enterprise". Now that's true.

    Now, all right, here's another one: Everyone knows that the part of Captain James M. Kirk was played by William Shiner. Then of course later he was to become very famous as the Six Million Dollar Man. But how many of you here know which actor played the chief medical officer, Dr. McCray, who was of course otherwise known as Boney? You give up, don't you? Well that was Forest D. Kelley.

    Well perhaps you knew that one, but can you name to me the ship's other medical officer... you see, because of course, there were two. You see, you're stumped. You are forgetting Dr. Spock. Now you remember, right? He was the pointy eared creature, you know? Half human, half volcano, and he was forever tormenting old Boney with his cold volcano logic, and uh...

    All right.. here's another bit of trivia. Did you know that another Star Trek character, Captain Sulu, was the first black woman ever on television? Anyway, being the Star Trek trivia maniac that I am, well you can imagine my feelings when I first learned that I won the role of Captain Picard. I felt a kinship, you know, with all those unforgettable legendary chartacters... Kirk, Boney, and especially Spock, and I even know... well I wrote a note to Leonard Fortnoy, but I guess he never received it. Anyway, Leonard, if you're watching, this is for you.

    Outer space: the last frontier. These are the trips of the Star Trek Enterprise. Its five year plan calls for us to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly fly where no man has gone in space.

    Live long (boy scout sign), and be happy.
    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:I'll save this stupid thread! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Ok... that is #3 on the list of funny SNL/Trek skits.

      Number one is the "Get A Life" skit... of course.

      But number two maybe a little more obscure. It's the one about the Democratic Primary in '92... Clinton smashes the podium... CLASSIC! It was the opener on the show that night.

      The only site I could find on it. Wish I had the mpeg link.[hint, hint]

      I still catch it (and laugh) on Comedy Central... thank God.

  16. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "The fact that ST II is arguably still the best Trek movie is another source of shame. "

    You might enjoy the movies more if you watched them fewer than 100 times each.

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    "Derp de derp."
  17. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    Eh the joke works better in Basic.

    Like this?

    10 LET POT$="black"
    20 LET KETTLE$=POT$
    30 PRINT POT$, KETTLE$
    40 GOTO 10


    ~Philly

  18. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "wow, basic."

    VISUAL Basic...

  19. Star Trek Movie Memories by dweezle · · Score: 2

    Shatner wrote(!?) two fairly amusing books, 1 about making the series and one about the movies. They have lots about the politics and arguments that were part of the process of making the movies and TV series. Lots of quotes and interviews as well as, somewhat self-serving. explininations, reasons why the movies weren't what they should have been.

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    1. Re:Star Trek Movie Memories by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* explininations, reasons why the movies weren't what they should have been. *)

      At a Trek convention, Shatner told the audience that Final Frontier cooincided with a union strike of some sort, and so they couldn't get the special effects they wanted. He suggested that there was an internal battle as wether to wait for the better effects team, or release it by a given deadline.

  20. Re:What!? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    "actually, Star Trek V, the one that Shatner wrote and directed, is by far the worst."

    Shatner was not to blame for STV's failure. (entirely, anyway...)

    STV was filmed during an actor's guild strike of some sorts. Not only did this affect the budget of the movie, but it also affected their ability to get some talent they needed. For example, ILM wasn't around to do the visual effects this time of round.

    Lots of changes had to be made to the script in order to accomodate the lack of things (like some rock creatures) showing up in the movie. It became a hobbled mess.

    Is it Shatner's fault that the movie sucked? Not really, no. If the movie didn't have those problems, would it have been good? Hard to say. Probably not, from what I've read. It's probable that the first movie would be considered the worst, though. (I think it is anyway, but what do I know?)

    I think it was the book 'The Art of Star Trek' that explained what happened in 5, if anybody's curious. That book's seriously cool if you're interested in all the work they did to make those movies. You'd be surprised.

  21. Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by geoswan · · Score: 2
    The first Star Trek movie: "Star Trek: the Motionless Picture" cost $35,000,000. This was expensive for films back then. My understanding was that it was a financial disaster. So Star Trek 2 was made on the cheap. My recollection was that, at the time ST:TMP was said to have cost $48,000,000, and that ST:TWOK cost just $6,000,000. But the imdb says $11,000,000.

    I am going to put a spoiler in a followup article...

    1. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by geoswan · · Score: 2
      spoilers!

      I liked that Spock died. I saw the film at a Saturday Matinee, in a theatre filled with teenage boys. I heard a moan of distress as the kids figured out Spock was really going to die. I heard a murmur sweep through the theatre. "Spock can't die! Spock can't die!"

      I chortled. "Grow up kids. Live with it. It is like real life." I honoured the film for flouting the convention that a major character couldn't die.

      Well, it turns out the kids were right, and I was wrong. It turned out Spock couldn't die.

    2. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I chortled. "Grow up kids. Live with it. It is like real life." I honoured the film for flouting the convention that a major character couldn't die.

      And they un-flouted it by bringing him back to life using odd sci-fi excuses (cloning and then a vulcan re-upload meld, as if restoring a replacement hard-drive from a backup.)

    3. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by cgleba · · Score: 2

      That surprises me a lot. I'll have to look into that. Personally I think that WOC had the best ship-scene special-effects of any of the Star Trek movies. Look at the ship in WOC and then look at it in TMP. It is hard to beleive that the former was cheaper.

      For that matter I like the special effects in WOC better then even the latest Star Wars movies. Somthing about the CGI that always makes everything look like round molded plastic which feels so cheap and fake. Miniturized models still look the most realistic to me.

      I agree with one of the previos posters. Wrath of Khan was an awesome movie and the best of all the Trek movies and like many others, I continue to go to Trek movies *hoping* that they do somthing close to WOC. I don't think it will ever happen again, though :(.

    4. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I remember chanting "Spock is dead, deal with it!" in college...

      My favourite production note is that they could only get Nimoy to commit if they killed Spock. He hated the make-up. It was painful. He wanted out, so they wrote the script around this.

      As soon as the death scene was done, and everybody was happy to be done with the movie, Nimoy said something like "That was fun. I can't wait until the next one!"

      You can imagine the panicked reaction in the production team one they realised he wasn't kidding! They quickly added the "Remember" mini-scene, and sat down trying to puzzle out a screenplay that would let them bring back Spock...

    5. Re:Star Trek 2 the cheapest to make by cthulhubob · · Score: 2

      > Look at the ship in WOC...

      > I like the special effects in WOC...

      > Wrath of Khan was an awesome movie...

      Ok, you know how to spell "Khan", so I've *got* to ask...

      What the hell is "WOC"? Wrath of Cgleba?

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  22. Great PIC! by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has to be the greatest!

    I know it's a bad one but it's true:

    About two weeks ago in the grocery store my girlfriend and I were in the store, she was looking to get some hotdogs to grill and she was shouting down the isle which to get... so I shouted back to her:

    KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNSSSSS!

    Needless to say it made my day... everyone thought I was a moron.

    1. Re:Great PIC! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's a local thing... maybe I am spelling it wrong.

    2. Re:Great PIC! by JordanH · · Score: 2

      Kahn's used to be a regional brand in the midwest, but I see that they now say that they are marketed in all 50 states.

      I remember well the ad campaigns when I was a kid. Kahn's - The Weiner the World Awaited.

  23. Re:Wrong car by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

    Oops, You're right; it was Sergio Franchi who did the Volare commercials. Well, they're both dark-haired guys with great tans. :)

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  24. THREAD GOOD! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2
    Ok, I'm sorry.... I forgot one (and how could I?)

    So how would your rate this one:

    Script should be here, instead visit here
    Teaser:
    Dr. McCoy: Forget it, Bill. We lost. It's over. Are you coming, Leonard? [ Spock attempts nerve pinch on Dr. McCoy ] Knock it off, you joker!

    Captain Kirk: Wait, Mr. Spock! We have yet to try Vulcan mind meld, where you actually enter the alien's brain, merge with his intelligence and read his thoughts.

    Mr. Spock: I entered Mr. Goodman's mind while you were talking to Dr. McCoy, Captain. [ Curtis enters and pries the set apart with a crowbar ] It was all.. all dark and empty in there. And.. and there were little mice in the corners and spiders had spun this web..

    Captain Kirk: Spock!

    Mr. Spock: I kept bumping my head on the ceiling, and once..

    Captain Kirk: Snap out of it, Spock!

    Mr. Spock: [ with a shudder ] It's okay, Captain.. I'm alright now.
  25. Give Nicholas Meyer his job back by dswensen · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's my personal opinion that Nicholas Meyer is almost single-handedly responsible for the "even numbered Trek movies = good" trend.

    Nicholas Meyer wrote and directed Trek II, (co)wrote Trek IV, and directed Trek VI. People who go on about the Moby Dick allegory in First Contact seem to forget that that was first ripped off in II, with Khan as Ahab and Captain Kirk as the great white whale -- a fitting role for Shatner if there ever was one, right? (Oh, come on, what's a Trek post without a mean jab at Shatner?) I think Meyer is half the reason that Trek movies are still getting made at all.

    This is the man they should have given the reins of the badly ailing Trek franchise to. Not, for God's sake, John "The Time Machine / Gladiator / BATS!" Logan. Oh yeah, and the Nemesis director's hasn't got a great pedigree, either.

    Free Nicholas Meyer!

  26. In other news by los+furtive · · Score: 2

    I have it from a reliable source that Darth Vader is Luke's father.

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  27. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "100 times each? Does that post make you a "shithead" too? "

    Lol, no.
    I've actually heard of people who have claimed to have seen each ST and SW movie at least 100 times.

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    "Derp de derp."
  28. Re:So which spelling is it? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Khan or Kahn? Pick one and stick with it! Sheesh.

    Okay, "Kon".

    Now go home.

  29. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "And even if your guess was correct, your argument still doesn't hold water. How could anyone watch a movie umpteen times without finding it enjoyable? "

    The basic point I was making was that some people have a way of overanalyzing the shit out of any movie until they don't like it anymore.

    However, that did not really apply in your case. I think lumped your post in with somebody else's and misunderstood the point. Didn't realize that until you responded and I reread your post. I apologize, error on my part.

    Cheers.

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    "Derp de derp."
  30. You've got to be kidding me by bogie · · Score: 2

    I read through this whole page and there is not one link to a soundbite of Kirk yelling Khaaaaannnnnn.

    For shame. http://www.stinsv.com/MOv/St2/khankhan.wav

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  31. Why the posted STU explanations are all wrong by SEE · · Score: 2

    It was, of course, the makeup budget changing that made the change happen in the real world. But as far as the Trek Universe goes, the following items have to be explained:

    1) In Enterprise, a century before TOS, Klingons were fully brow-ridged.

    2) In TOS, Klingons looked like humans

    3) TNG Klingons had full brow ridges

    4) In DS9, we met some Klingons who had encountered Kirk. While looking like humans during TOS, they now had full ridges.

    5) Trials & Tribble-ations [DS9] established that the TOS Klingons do not resemble TNG klingons.

    In short, the phenotype of the Klingon race changed between 2160 and 2260; it changed back shortly after 2269 -- and this second change (at least) affected specific, individual Klingons whose appearances changed from the TOS appearance to the TNG one.

    Most STU theories do not explain all five points . The hybrid and faction theories are completely refuted by #4. The argument that we're supposed to pretend that Klingons always looked like TNG Klingons is crushed by #5 making a point of it instead of ignoring it.

    Alternative explanations are, of course, possible, (A Q or other superbeing making a joke/inflicting a punishment? A body-altering biological agent of some sort?) but none has been officially established.

    1. Re:Why the posted STU explanations are all wrong by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      This is probably the easiest explaination, especially based on how often the various races disguised themselves in almost all series ("The Enterprise Incident" and "The Journey to Babel" come to mind). The TOS Klingons were attemting to better interact with the other races, and giving up in disgust.

      This has the advantage of the fact that the Klingons did this to themselves, and why the cosmetic changes were reversed. It's also why the Klingons don't like talking about it, as they see the whole effort as an embarassment ("How could we have been so naive?" some of the older captains say to themselves...).

  32. My beefs with Star Trek II by GORDOOM · · Score: 2
    • Visual effects: There were several places in STII where the visual effects were done very cheaply and very badly. Most notable was the blatant re-use of spacecraft shots from Star Trek I - I mean, not only is a not-under-repair Enterprise in the 'Fleet Yards instead of at Spacedock, but the travel pod was supposed to dock at the torpedo bay, not the cargo/shuttlebay!
      I would honestly prefer to see these shots redone.
    • Dropped scenes: There were several scenes dropped in the theatrical release (but, oddly enough, returned to the film for the small screen) which actually help to move forward the plot. For example, Scotty's grief over Cadet Preston's death only fully makes sense after the revelation earlier in Engineering explaining that Scotty's his uncle. Maybe parts of those scenes should be restored to the movie; I don't know.

    I have no clue what was done with the Director's Release - I haven't seen it yet - but these are the problems I had noticed with the original.

  33. Re:A little program for you, oh person who reads / by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    buah hah hah

    like 99 bottles of beer?

    (define hypocracy 100)

    (define (pot call)
    (if (< call hypocracy)
    '()
    (cons '(call kettle black) (pot (- call 1)))))

    (hypocracy 2000)

    ; haven't checked the code though...

  34. Its just makeup you idiots! by Snaller · · Score: 2

    There is no "explanation" - they were always supposed to look like that, but they didn't have the makeup ability (or budget) when the original series was made. When they made the movie they had budget and ability and so did it.

    Its doubtfull you could retcon this in any sensible and plausible way

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  35. Overanalyzing movies... by geoswan · · Score: 2
    The basic point I was making was that some people have a way of overanalyzing the shit out of any movie until they don't like it anymore.

    Set the way back machine to 1983. Superman 3 was in the movie theatres. And there was considerable discussion of it failings on USENET. Devoted fans were criticizing this movie left, right and centre. "C'mon, there is no way Richard Pryor's character could learn enough about computers in a prison rehabilitation program to take over the entire world." Mercifully, I have forgotten the other criticisms.

    One wise guy wrote:

    ...most bogus part of the whole movie was that guy in the funny blue suit and red cape...
  36. Re:The sad truth regarding Montalban's performance by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Yeah, that was thought provoking. I feel like im in an AOL chatroom. Heh

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  37. Nitpick answered. by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

    Walter Koenig (the actor that played Chekov) has stated that he realised this as well, but that he kept his yap shut so that he wouldn't lose screen time to George Takei (Sulu) through a rewrite.

    Otherwise, as far as nitpicks go, this one is rather minor. Chekov was on the ship (no crew transfers back then, as they wanted to keep the "far from all other ships" feeling), and the meeting was simply off-screen. The end effect is that Khan's memory is even better if he can remember a name mentioned in passing.

    The Wrath of Kahn is a classic collection of things to pick apart (the overly long "sixty seconds", the wandering bloodstain on Kirk's jacket, and many more), but the movie is still the best Star Trek movie made.

  38. and the stupid transporters by hawk · · Score: 2
    They are also a purely budgetary issue--they couldn't afford the special effects to land the ship each week . . .

    The change in the makeup budget is trivial. THe bigger change is that the Klingons changed from Nazi's to Norsemen along the way . . .

    hawk