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Jon Johansen DVD Trial Date Set

mpawlo writes: "As reported by Greplaw, the Norweigan 'Byrett' (district court) will try the Jon Johansen DVD case on December 9, 2002. The trial was supposed to take place this summer, but the court decided to postpone the trial to find a technology savvy judge. The case will be tried by one judge and a panel of two lay assessors. Jon Johansen is being prosecuted by the Norwegian Economic Crime Unit (OKOKRIM) under Norwegian Criminal Code 145(2). Johansen created DeCSS software that can enable DVD playback on Linux. It is argued that the DeCSS software is a piracy tool." Here is the Greplaw story with more links.

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  1. Court room transcript by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

    JUDGE: Would that you could render this extermination unnecessary by renouncing this method of illegal decryption!
    JOHANSEN: No, Your Honor, it cannot be. I don't think much of our profession, but, contrasted with respectability, it is comparatively honest. No, Your Honor, I shall live and die a Pirate King.
    (SONG -- PIRATE KING)
    JOHANSEN: Oh, better far to live and die
    Under the flightless bird I fly,
    Than play a corporate raider's part
    With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
    Away to the cheating world go you,
    Where pirates all are well-to-do;
    But I'll be true to the song I sing,
    And live and die a Pirate King.
    For I am a Pirate King!
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King!
    For I am a Pirate King!
    SLASHDOTTERS:You are!
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    JOHANSEN:And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King.
    SLASHDOTTERS:It is!
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    (Inserted to avoid lameness filter.)
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    JOHANSEN:When I sally forth to seek my prey
    I help myself in a royal way.
    I rip a few more flicks, it's true,
    Than a well-bred hacker ought to do;
    But many a hack with a first-class clone,
    If he wants to call his warez his own,
    Must manage somehow to get through
    More lines of code than e'er I do,
    For I am a Pirate King!
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King!
    For I am a Pirate King!
    SLASHDOTTERS:You are!
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    JOHANSEN:And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King.
    SLASHDOTTERS:It is!
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    (the lameness filter, to avoid, inserted.)
    Hurrah for the Pirate King!
    (exeunt.)

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