Edsger Wybe Dijkstra: 1930-2002
Order writes "Edsger Wybe Dijkstra, one of the founding fathers of computer science and the author of the famous "Go To Considered Harmful", has died on Aug. 6, 2002 after a long struggle with cancer."
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Dijkstra's Algorithm. Umm, hello? Someone took NO cs.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. (Larry Wall)
Because has more brain cells working right now than you ever will.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
You guys have purposefully ignored the passing of Gene Kan!
Kan? Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
In case of fire, do not use elevator. Use water!
As I explained this to another friend, Microsoft probably doesn't know that they are advertising on a "hate MS" site. This is a doubleclick campaign. Microsoft probably went to doubleclick and told them to run this ad on tech sites that get a certain number of hits and some other criteria.
On the other hand, when Slashdot signed up with doubleclick, they probably said that they were a tech site, had X hits per month, and a few other things. Doubleclick probably doesn't have a "Check here if you hate Microsoft" option. :) Doubleclick also can't check everysite for themselves to match ad campaigns.
So, Microsoft pays Doubleclick to run an ad campaign on tech sites. Doubleclick inserts the ad into their tech rotation, and viola! we see it on Slashdot.
So, in a way, Microsoft funds their greatest enemy. It's probably the weakest campaign they've ever had :)
-Brent
How high are Microsoft's ethics?
Here's a satirical insight into Bill Gate's strategies and plans:
Palladium, More Precious Than Gold
Even if you avoid what's harmful, you can die of cancer.
When I die I'd like my ashes piped to /dev/null.
- 10 PRINT "Fuck You"
Send output to the line printer and head for the hills.20 GOTO 10
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
I use M$ products and read slashdot. I don't pay for them, but an ad here might clue me in on pirating the next version of something.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.