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ActiveState Founder Steps Aside
Lumpish Scholar writes "ActiveState founder Dick Hardt has quit. Or, as the press release puts it, "ActiveState Expands Board & Founder Steps Aside." No reason for the resignation was given, unless you count, "The company is looking to become a $100 million company, and they're looking for someone ... that [sic.] has that experience." ActiveState (profitably!) distributes its own proprietary products, and also both free and commercially supported versions of Perl, PHP, Python, Tcl, and XSLT, having given back significantly to the free / Open Source communities associated with those languages."
Where's he moving to? The porn industry?
Friends don't let friends use multiple inheritance.
Go get ActivePort right here! Hurry before it's too late to see Hardt, Dick!
Wow, it sounds to me like you're a M.I.L.F. Hunter! Go you!
SO DID I!!!!!
It's because of Dick size. Some men, even when they get Hardt, still feel insignificant. That's why they have to grow bigger and bigger all the time. Take this guy for instance. He's got a small Dick, even when he's Hardt. To remedy this, he fucks TLB's mom.
how about First I came home to my wife after work and had mind blowing sex instead of posting on slashdot post.....
really it was great....guys...leave the computer and start dating......
heh heh...she wants more
This is an ACTUAL VIDEO of Hardt, Dick fucking his mom! Totally 100% real! I advice everyone to quickly look at this video and verify that it is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, Hardt, Dick fucking his mom!
THIS IS NOT A TROLL!
THIS IS NOT OFFTOPIC!
THIS IS NOT OVERRATED!
THIS IS NOT REDUNDANT!
THIS IS NOT FLAMEBAIT!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen! You heard it here first! This story, about Hardt, Dick and how he stepped aside to let someone else do the fucking, is the first of MANY MANY MANY MORE Official Pr0n Troll Threads!
:)
There is more pr0n on the way and you cannot stop it! No moderator has the power to halt the onslaught of pr0n trolls that are currently in development.
Soon, they will be posted for all the world to see!
FUCK YOU, very much!
phj33r my 31337 hot bitch ass ho suckin on my hardt dick! Yeah, that's right baby.. suck it.. suck it really good! lemme cum in yo mouth, bitch, you slutty little bitch. damn fine bj!
It's true! Just hte other day, my buddies and I
recoreded this video
of me fucking cmdrtaco's slutty as wife! Damn
she was good! Huge tits and a good fuck! I spooged
deep in that whore ass slut. damn fine fuck!
thanks taco for letting me bang your slut!
Ars Digita
four-oh-four
CmdrTaco's Mega Ass Hole! It's absolutely astonishing the cocks that can fit inside of it! Act now and get this guy's big cock!
It is my opinion that ActiveState is making a bad move, considering that they could very well be fucking Kathleen Fent at this very moment instead of messing around with Hardt, Dick. Fags.
Fact is, if you speak to someone who works or has worked at ActiveState, you'll hear that Dick H. has a humungous ego and is lacking in the interpersonal skills dept. Briefly, Dick is a dick. Personality or personal reasons could have as much to do with Dick leaving as anything else. I would be unsurprised to learn that the growth spin is just that... spin.
He He, He said 'Dick Hardt'
"Dick Hardt"? I always thought that name was a joke. Like Mike Hunt, or Peter Small.
I don't know how to break this to you, but those "Linux booth babes" are actually men. Their "breasts" are just flabby man-titties, grown through years of sedentary lifestyle.
I masturbate so much my Dick Hardt.