Lasers for Fun and Profit
Stuart of Wapping writes "This is a very interesting site, links to pages describing real-life, tried-and-tested Star-Trek/James Bond gadgets... The Laser Medical Pen, or Medpen, developed in-house by the Laser Division of the Air Force Research Laboratory's Directed Energy Directorate, is a second-generation device that provides a physician or paramedic with a unique, compact, portable, and battery-operated laser capability. The laser can cut like a scalpel as well as coagulate bleeding."
I remember Scott Adams mentioning something like this in "The Dilbert Future", and why it wouldn't go mainstream, because people would buy them from medical supply stores. And then just imagine them in the hands of your friends. Go to sleep and have your asscrack sealed.
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First page of the instruction manual that comes with a laser:
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE!
Life is the leading cause of death in America.
All that money. All that research. All those lasers.
And yet the one thing I ask for is still missing. That's right. I want some sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads.
Throw me a bone here, people.