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First Man To Mars?

Posted by michael on from the not-val-kilmer dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Lee Goldberg posted this story which he says is "...the true story of how I sent the first interplanetary necro-cosmonaut to Mars." An entertaining read."

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  1. zero posts by martyn+s · · Score: -1, Troll

    zero posts and it's already slashdotted!

  2. Re:How To Lay A Girl by gazbo · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dude, I thought I was pretty shit in bed. Compared to the techniques here I'm a fucking sex God!

  3. Re:How To Lay A Girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi. I followed your techniques and successfully seduced a goat. The sex was great. I am looking forward to some advice on how to cope with cross-species pregnancy

  4. Viking I too... by Zarf · · Score: 2, Troll

    and Viking one is supposed to have a "Christmas Angel" on board too. My son told me that one. And he told me you can use popcorn as fuel to travel interplanetary space too. Ofcourse he was five when he told me that. Something about a "Brave Toaster" or something...

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