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Next-Generation Chip Fabs
PaulBu writes "As reported in EE Times, a new IBM $2.5B fab will be the first one to 'produce chips using all three of the sophisticated technologies on the industry's bleeding edge: low-k dielectrics, copper interconnect and silicon-on-insulator based transistors' on 300mm wafers. And it runs entirely on Linux! Quote from the article: 'The state of automation in Building 323 is such that 20,000 sensors are used to track wafer lots in front-opening unified pods that are transported from one tool to the next on rails using linear induction motors. The setup resembles an intricate monorail system tuned to millimeter-precision specs. A central control system monitors all stations and tracks wafer lots via 802.11 wireless communications.'"
Guess what? You mentioned the Anti-Christ. RELIGION IS ILLEGAL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE LEFT!!!
(ALERT!! This is not a Troll Statement. Read In Complete Before Moderating)
Your obviously religious doctrine is not sensitive to the needs of pagans, atheists, and agnostics.
Your post is offensive to Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Confucian Philosophers, Taoists, Buddhists, Wiccans, Scientologists, Gnostics, Masons, Satanists, New Dawn Members, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Secularists, Monetaryanism (A Term for Money Worshippers)
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Your post is also discriminatory to those that read right to left versus left to right and those that read vertically.
In summary: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!
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Imagine a BEOWULF cluster of these things!!!!!1
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
Can you imagine a beo ... [post truncated]
[incipient Beowulf cluster joke aborted by the Grendel filter]
You know, the nazis had pieces of flair...they made the jews wear 'em.
Tell your professors not to buy Visual Studio .NJET in your universities!!
Hahahaha. Mac. That's funny. I can just see the room full of pink iMacs.