Telstra Considers 45,000-Seat Linux Deployment
stressky writes: "Looks like major Aussie telco Telstra are looking at deploying Linux as the new Standard Operating Environment across their 45,000 desktop LAN workstations." An anonymous reader offers evidence that Telstra isn't alone; apparently, many other Australian businesses are considering a similar switch.
From the article from Australian IT:
OK, sounds reasonable. However, when asked about this, M$ came up with (also from the Australian IT article):
This doesn't seem to tally. Perhaps he meant the middle finger on each hand?
When linux is loading it says
...
Giving linux a good kick in the arse
Instead of seeing the word LILO it shows
XXXX
Instead of reporting your CPU type and speed in megahertz, you will see
AMD Athlon with 2000 pounds per square inch of biting pressure
The desktop randomly says "Crikey. Look at the size of that one!"
The distro will be released under the GPL, however you must pay heaps of money to a team of rugby league players every week.
As anybody living in Austalia knows, Telstra are scum. They gouge every cent they can, and they're single-handedly responsable for making broadband here almost prohibitively expensive.
I almost hope they'll decide to use new Windows $3000 (per MB RAM required, min 512MB) so that they'll go broke, the gov't will resume full ownership of the infrastructure, and we get a working telecommunications system again.
I can dream, can't I?
So they will have, what, 1 year of unprecidented employee productivity before all the popular games are ported to Linux.