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Jaguar Pizza and Other Nerdy Things

Posted by pudge on from the it-does-not-get-any-worse-than-this dept.

Snaggy writes "Nitrozac and I wanted to celebrate the release of Mac OS X 10.2 Jaguar in geeky style, so we designed the ultimate Jaguar pizza! Here's what we did, and how you can make one too... The Jaguar Genius Pizza! enJoy!" If you are the kind of person who thinks this is a good idea, you'll probably want to go to "100 Minutes of Jaguar" tonight at 10:20 p.m., at an Apple Store near you. I'm going.

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  1. Poor technique by secret_squirrel_99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps these guys should be taking cooking lessons instead of worrying about 100 minutes of jaguar. With knife skills like those shown in the photos he'll be needing to type without fingertips before too long

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  2. Re:Cheddar cheese on pizza?! by BeeShoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're Canadian. Give them a break, eh? ;-)

  3. Huh? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I missing something? Is this post really just about somebody making a pizza? If so, I can't wait to upload exciting pictures of me picking lint out of my belly button! How about toasting a bagel! Boy I'm getting excited!

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  4. Um..That's Against IEEE-6334... by Spencerian · · Score: 4, Funny

    While pizza is an acceptable foodstuff for Geeks as defined by paragraph 7.2a of the "Foods to Chow Down On During Intense Coding" clause of the Unified Geek Code, I think the spirit of this pizza violates paragraph 7.3, "Acceptable Foods that Don't F*ck Up My Mouse and Keyboard," as well as paragraph 7.7, "Portable Foods", although I'm sure there's a few of us out there that can one-hand a deluxe slice.

    Besides, where's the Jaguar Beer? Can't have pizza without beer! That's against regulation 1.2, "Advanced Sys Admin Slack Off Procedures."

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  5. There's no apple stores in Utah! by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look, I know Utah isn't exactly the center of culture. I mean, we've got weird liquer laws. We've got jackasses in the southern end that like to marry their 14 year old cousins - all 5 of them.

    But why punish us and not give us an Apple store, Apple? It might make Novell consider making apps for someone other than, well, they're #1 competitor.

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