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Hack the Army, Brag About it, Get Raided

SunCrushr was one of many who submitted this. A security company called ForensicTec decided to explore the U.S. government's computer systems, with particular emphasis on the Army. They talked to the press and had their fifteen minutes of fame. And surprise surprise, they immediately got raided by the FBI. What did they expect?

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  1. now taking bets.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... as to how long until they show up here

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  2. Should be rule #1 by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't hack the military unless you are a hostile foreign power, and even then it's not recommended.

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    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
  3. Where's ForensicTec security now? by WildBeast · · Score: 4, Funny

    Federal law enforcement authorities searched the computers of a San Diego security firm that used the Internet to access government and military computers without authorization this summer, officials said yesterday.

    So it looks like those ForensicTec computers aren't secure enough :)

    1. Re:Where's ForensicTec security now? by ninewands · · Score: 5, Funny

      Errrmmm ... NOTHING is secure against the dreaded Search Warrant exploit.

  4. "Stumbled Upon"...heh by $carab · · Score: 5, Funny

    ForensicTec officials said they stumbled upon the military networks about two months ago, while checking on network security for a private-sector client.

    Someone new to a Dvorak probably tried to type in "lynx http://www.google.com" but instead got "nmap -v -p 1-1024 -sS -P0 army.mil -T paranoid".

  5. Maybe they attended.... by gilroy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Princeton?

  6. Re:interesting point gets made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like discovering that there's a loose brick in the wall between the boys' locker room and the girls' shower room at school: getting an eyeful before reporting is still wrong.

    No kidding... What kind of fucknut would report the loose brick?

  7. Re:They went about it the wrong way.... by ceejayoz · · Score: 5, Funny

    5: ????
    6: profit!

  8. I don't see what the problem is... by brooks_talley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rent-a-cop company raided after beating up govenment officials
    San Diego, CA

    Officials at SecureTech expressed surprise over an early morning FBI raid. For the past few months, SecureTech had been waylaying public officials and beating them to a pulp. The raid came just hours after a Washington Post article mentioning the beatings.

    Brent Clueless, SecureTech spokesperson, decried the search. "A few months ago, while installing video cameras in a local mini-mall, we realized that some government officials had woefully inadequate security. Some of them drove the same route home every day, and a few of them even left their front doors unlocked at night. By sneaking in and severely beating in their own houses, we hoped to draw attention to this problem and maybe gain some positive publicity for our security firm."

    "We only continued the break-ins and beatings because we were surprised that it was so easy, and we were curious about just how much truly malicious people would be able to get away with, " Clueless continued.

    Cheers
    -b

  9. Re:Shooting the messenger? by delong · · Score: 3, Funny
    Back when you were in college you didn't e-mail people that left themselves logged in after they left the terminal?

    Loser.


    Derek