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Combined DVD Burners Coming Soon
MonMotha writes "Sony recently announced plans to make a DVD burner capable of supporting both the - (DVD-R and DVD-RW) as well as the + (DVD+RW and DVD+R) standards for burnable DVD media. This move could spur the adoption of DVD burners, which have been poor sellers so far, partly due to the lack of a single standard for writable and rewritable media. The drive will not support the older DVD-RAM due to it's plastic casing."
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It was the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirred, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
don't you mean been here already?
FreeBSD for the impatient.
troll
This should be +2 Apple is for cum-guzzling queens.
Greetings comrades!
:) You'll have to check the homepage of every server and known clients (email, web, IRC) you're using, for security holes.
As if the latest slashcode karma-based limitations weren't enough, a new disaster has fallen on us trolls, under the name of fyodor. This.. thing. is lifeless as a troll, but instead of investing his energy on constructive things like crapflooding and flamethrowing, he wants to spread fear and uncertainty inside our trolls community!
That thing invaded the computer of Comrade Sdem (who is my small freak list for some reason) using some nasty backorifice-like program, and posted screenshots from that computer on insecure.org (those pictures were removed after Sdem apologized for calling Fyodor "wanker".. geeze.. what kind of person is that Fyodor? Doesn't he wank? People who avoid mastrubation turn out to do worse stuff, like peeping on children).
What to do?
Seal you OS. If you're using an NT-based OS (NT, 2K, XP), you can use this tool. It scans the MS-components in your system and notifies you about any necessary updates. If you're using another OS.. well.. you're screwed.
Mind your IP while chatting. Although the IRC server of the Troll community hashes the IP, people can still find it by initiating a DCC chat with you. So.. handle with care.
Mind your IP on the web. Use a proxy (like your ISP proxy) when posting stuff...
Keep those simple rules and you'll be safe.
Farewell and may Trollithicus be with you.
You are welcome to call me a troll if you like. Mac OS X is still slow, however.
I just read an Arab proverb at the bottom of the page need I remind everyone that Muslim fundamentalists are trying to destroy the Western world! To quote the highly-esteemed Ann Coulter, when it comes to those attacking the U.S., "not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims." Power to the people!
Your a troll.
Your anti-Muslim ranting indicates your dire need of smile inducing drugs.
At the bottom of the page there are quotes and the quote was an Arab proverb. And it's not "racist" to hate those who want to kill you. Maybe you'd rather "contain" the Iraqui threat, like the fscktards in Germany. You'd think they of all people would know the fallacy of that strategy. Anyways, get back to smoking joints and dreaming of socialism you damn dirty hippy.
Can I call you a stupid fucker, too? I don't like troll, doesn't suit you as well as stupid fucker. Just one fellow's opinion.
Hahaha, I actually laughed out loud reading that
It's slow. It lacks apps. It crashes a lot. You frequently have to use to use the command line to fix mistakes in install routines. It just sucks horribly. It runs like Windows 98 does on a 486 - except you can get 486 PCs for free with a Happy Meal but Macs cost a goddamn fortune.
Oh for crying out loud, the Mac fucking sucks for so many reasons it's just not funny anymore.
suck it.
You mean -1 Redundant ;)