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About what? Perl is probably a good topic choice. No one knows more about Perl than Larry Wall, right? We'll send 10 of the highest-moderated questions to Larry by email, and post his answers when we get them back. Note: Due to Slashdot's line length restrictions, lines of code over 50 characters long may not display correctly. Please be aware of this if you include code samples in your question.
Heidi Wall is so hot
Je t'aime Stéphanie
pronoblem
Please! Most of Larry's programs would never THINK of being 50 lines.
If he wrote a perl script that was 50 lines long, we could replace DirectX!
Check out my sysadmin blog!
THAT cockSUCKing BITCH FUCK
photo of daughter.
hot chick eh?
African or European?
Wish I had mod points. This is a good one. Mod this up!
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
HELL YA! Cause writing in OO is sooo futuristic. My god, are you that much of a moron??
i'd drain my python over ruby and give her a perl necklace any day.
Yes, you're all so clever because you know all the words to every Monty Python sketch ever created. Now go put on some clean underwear and get another bag of Fritos and hunker down for another 22 hour NWN bonanza.
kthx
you obviousally are so damned stupid you can't see a joke as a joke?
Ok mr smarty pants... too ducks and a jew walk into a bar...
you gonna start slamming me on symantics or see it as a joke?
get off your high horse and get a sense of humor. I got it as a ok attempt at a joke..
1) Where are my car keys?
2) When are these geeks going to stop hassling me?
3) Should I get rid of this moustache?
4) What kind of dressing do I want with my salad?
5) Seriously, isn't perl getting a little out of hand?
6) Goddamnit, where the hell are those keys?
7) How the hell did I end up with such a hot daughter?
8) Where did this stain come from?
9) Damn, this is a lot of questions, isn't it?
10) Are we through?
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Larry Wall
It's a joke you twit.. get 1/2 of a brain and you would have seen that...
oh wait... sorry, I did not notice that you are a special ed student... get back on the short bus billy...
HOW IN THE NAME OF TUX IS THAT OFFTOPIC ??F??!?!
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its a play on words dumbfuck modder
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Ah yes, the inevitable racial epithets that crop up whenever Perl is discussed.
shouldn't that be
I need to know, quack.
answer:
(2cargaregofducks +1) -1
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
$ perl -e '{ print "Larry Wall totally rules!\n"; }'
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
So J2EE and Java in general is scripting? What about C++/C#/J++/VB.NET? Those are all compiled only to an intermediate language, then interpreted.
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Yes and yes.
42.
You missed one.
There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
:wq
How many average sized ducks can fit into a two car garage. I need to know quick.
The frequency of such questions is perhaps a good guage of the state of the tech economy.
Table-ized A.I.
If you flatten them out, 1,274,397.
I need to find out how to rid my driveway of 12,000 gallons of duck blood before my wife gets home, quick!
Table-ized A.I.