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Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals'
Rio writes: "A Local6.com article tells us about a database that contains a list of people who police believe are likely to break the law. It features names, addresses and photographs of potential suspects --many of whom have clean slates. Since the system was introduced in Wilmington in June, most of the 200 people included in the file have been minorities from poor, high-crime neighborhoods."
Just get a list of current government officials. You can't get possible criminal list with better odds then that.
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We could save a whole lot of trouble by having everyone chained up and electronically monitored at birth. We could most likely achieve a zero percent crime rate. We've just got to find someone that everyone trusts to monitor the system and administer electric shocks to those suspected of contemplating bad thoughts. Someone pure of heart. We better get voting, ideally using some of those ultra secure secret electronic voting machines..
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I would best most of those CEO's don't live in high crime areas
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What if we grind up the criminals and feed them to the hungry? Two birds with one stone, ya know.
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"Your honor, my client couldn't have committed the crime. The prosecution's forensic evidence says the crime happened at 0130h.
My client's ISP's billing records show that he was assigned IP address aa.bb.cc.dd from 2230 the previous night to 0330 that morning.
The HTTP logs from www.goatse.cx show that a user at aa.bb.cc.dd transferred 1,327 images of h0t g04t pr0n from 2235 to 0320h.
My client may be guilty of poor taste in pr0n that's not what he's on trial for.
And if I may add, Your Honor, one look at the spams you no doubt get every day, and you'll conclude that the rest of the country's taste in pr0n isn't that great either.
The defence moves that the Court order the prosecution to remove its head from the goat's ass. The defence rests."
But don't worry - when you grow up, you'll support the arrest of drug dealers too.
Hm, at what point in the "growing up" process is the stick implanted in your ass?
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