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Michael Simms of LGP and TuxGames

jvmatthe writes "The scene for native Linux games has been sleeping for months now, given the demise of Loki. Now LinuxGames has posted a very interesting interview with Michael Simms, who leads both TuxGames and Linux Game Publishing (LGP), which details his views on where Linux gaming has been, where it stands now (including comments on WineX), and where it may be going in the short and long term."

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  1. COMMON SENSE WARNINGS WHEN DEALING WITH A UFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


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  2. Re:Interesting that he still needs to say this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    welcome to the real world of linux hippies, script kiddies and the fine art of trolling.

    ps. you cocksucking motherfucker

  3. Re:Interesting that he still needs to say this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    what the fuck is wrong with you? The real enemy? Are you insane? GNU/Linux is just a crappy bit of software. Anyone who is truly loyal to GNU/Linux is a foolish hippy with too much time on their hands. Get a fucking life. Go for a walk. Talk to a girl. Worry about something thats a bit more important.

  4. Re:Interesting that he still needs to say this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    If I ever meet you; I'll show you some 'peace and love', LINUX Style.

    Hope you like hospital food.

  5. Re:Interesting that he still needs to say this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is it wrong to fight for something you believe in? Do you know how much an operating system influences a persons life? Hundreds of millions of people have to work with computers everyday. It is those people that linux advocates fight for because linux is ultimately about putting the user experience first instead of profits. Microsoft is the opposite. Any innovation that Microsoft comes up is geared towards profit first and only after that is the customer experience considered.

    I do talk to girls. I do go for walks. But damnit what point is there in talking to girls 20 years from now if they are so frustrated from using Microsoft software that they will always in a bad mood. What point is there in breathing fresh air when you know you have to go back to using software that was designed by a company who doesn't care about your sanity.

    That is what linux is about. The freedom to choose. Software designed with the user in mind, not stockholders.

    And that is worth FIGHTING for dammit.

  6. Re:Huh? by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you dont have anything constructive to say towards linux gaming, what bother reading this artical? Just why? If you could actually post something constructive(even critical yet constructive) you might be able to justify your wasted bandwidth here....

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  7. Re:Interesting that he still needs to say this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hope you remember your brave words when you're in a cell with a subway up your ass.