If You Hack NBC, You Don't Get to Meet Tom Brokaw
subgeek writes "Security Focus Online is carrying this story about the spot that Adrian Lamo almost had on the NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw. NBC changed their mind after they realized the possible legal implications of filming someone hack corporate systems. NBC also seemed a bit touchy that Lamo had gotten into their system so handily. According to the article, it took him about five minutes and one guessed password to get inside NBC's intranet from a computer at a Kinko's. Lamo's comment: "It was a very full service system.""
You wrote:
Isn't that the point of a parody? To show how absurd things would be if taken to extremes? They're bound to be right once in a while.
Spaceballs warned us of this day!!
I wish I knew somebody who installed Linux recently. I'd love to get a story posted on Slashdot
1. Your first 3 sentences were patronizing and condecending
2. Your 'Spaceballs told us this day would come' was meant to be disarming, especially after being patronizing and condecending.
3. You didn't get the joke, your disarming joke conveys NOTHING that would suggest you DID get the joke. Your patronizing insights conveyed EVERYTHING that you didn't get the joke. If anything, your disarming joke vindicated one of your point, "They're bound to be right once in a while."
4. I argue/insult for practise.
5. I didn't need to get shitty with you.
6. I don't want to grow up, but I guess I have to.
7. You seem like a very nice person.
8. Even nice people can be intentionally/inadvertantly patronizing / condescending.
9. I didn't need to get shitty with you.
10. You probably demonstrated one of the nicest ways of correcting someone (esp. the disarming notice)
11. There will always be assholes like me who will interpret your kind criticisms viciously.
12. I didn't need to get shitty with you.
13. I'm sorry
There you go. Not only do you get an apology, but you get vindication, insight into assholes, and knowning you've influenced someone for the better.
Rather than trying to learn the art of being insulting, maybe I should learn the art of being insightfully ironical...
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