The Ultimate Universal Remote Control

TheMayor writes: "CNN.com has a story about how researchers at Maya Designs, Inc. and Carnegie-Mellon are trying to come up with a remote control that controls everything in your house. From the TV to the blender, these guys want to make an all-in-one piece to turn everything on and off. Now I wonder if I could remotely flush my toliet?"

Comments

I already have one.

[garcia]

it's called my first finger.

Re:frost pist

[Anonymous Coward]

Here is a recent AIM log I saved. It is a conversation between myself and Taco's mother. (Please note, I have changed Old Lady Taco's screen name to protect her privacy.)

Taco's Mom: BUTT SEX ME!!!
TrolleyMcGook: Damn bitch, you're retarded.
TrolleyMcGook: My English is better than yours and my name is McGook.
Taco's Mom: I'm so horny and my fingers are so wet that I'm having trouble typing.
TrolleyMcGook: Slippery from vagina gunk or the two dozen chicken wings you've eaten since your last snack an hour ago?
Taco's Mom: BUTT SEX ME!!
TrolleyMcGook: Man, it's just like DMX (D to the M to the X) said, "All these bitches want is my huge black cock up in their shitters."
Taco's Mom: BUTT SEX!! BUTT SEX!! BUTSEX!!
TrolleyMcGook: Listen bitch, enough of your nonsense. I need you to pass a message to your son for me.
Taco's Mom: If I do it, will you butt sex me?
TrolleyMcGook: I'll consider breaking my foot off in yo ass.
Taco's Mom: Alright, what's the message?
TrolleyMcGook: Linux Sucks!!! Ha Ha Ha!
Taco's Mom: Now butt sex me??
TrolleyMcGook: Fuck no. You've got AIDS.
TrolleyMcGook: See you later bitch
Taco's Mom: BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTTUS EXSEXEWSEX BUTUT SEX!!!!!
Taco's Mom: I NEED AHUGE COCK IN MY SSASSHOLE!!!!X!!!!!
Taco's Mom: COME ON BIG BOYYYY!!!!!!!!
TrolleyMcGook signed off at 10:09:37 PM.