Faith Returns to Buffy
duffbeer writes "According to an
article at Yahoo!, Eliza Dushku will be in the upcoming Buffy season
7! Five episodes are scheduled, along with three over on Angel. Now starting the oft-mentioned space-cowboy-thriller Firefly on Fox, I wonder if Joss have enough juice left
over to invent plots for Faith
as entertaining as those in the past?" Since the Slayer line has to continue through Faith, and since Gellar wants to leave the show after season 7, there is much interesting plot potential with Faith's return.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred nearly a year ago, followed by a Holy War against Islam, and now Israel and the Palestinians as well as India and Pakistan are teetering on the brink of their own war, Argentina is in the midst of a financial crisis, America is considering launching attacks against Somalia and Iraq, and you people have the gall to be discussing Eliza Dushku returning in the upcoming Buffy season 7???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about Eliza Dushku returning in the upcoming Buffy season 7, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
fp?
Score: -1, Flaming Hog Cuntlips.
With my penis.
...but this story still has no place on SlashDot, mit or mitout one's TV category checked.
In their gradual shift towards mainstreaming this site, the editors lurched forward a bit too quickly. Expect to see compensatory Calculus and Quantum Mechanics stories for the next week...
(Not to mention that, to anyone who follows TV news on the sites devoted to such, Miss Dushku's return to the show is really, really old news.)
The stories at slashdot are really off-topic, what's next? A marriage proposal?
Oh wait...
Oh man, where are my mod points today...this has to be one of the most insightful posts I've read today.