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Interview With The KDE And GNOME Release Managers
An anonymous reader writes "It has to be tough, keeping projects as big as GNOME and KDE organized, but that is the job given to those projects' 'release managers.' In an interview on Linux and Main, KDE's Dirk Mueller and GNOME's Jeff Waugh discuss their wacky, devil-may-care, hell-bent-for-leather, zany, fun-filled world -- the shadow, as T.S. Eliot put it, between the idea of a release and its reality."
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But seriously, thanks for all the fish!
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
"I think I can get Jurassic Park back online."
You know where you are? You're in the $PATH, baby. You're gonna get executed!
..movie operating systems have bad useability?!..
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Simple!