Houston, We Have a Software Problem
An anonymous reader writes "The computer system that launches the Space Shuttle is an old, but important, computer system. It is built from mid 70's technology and features SSI chips like 7400's...which are getting hard to find. It has 64k of memory and no room to repair any software bugs. NASA started the CLCS project in 1996 which uses state of the art computer languages, OO methodologies, and hardware. Everything that you could actually hire people off the street for. However, NASA is in a budget crunch with the Space Station cost overruns. It is looking to trim costs to keep the Space Station going. There are stories about CLCS getting cancelled here and these guys say its already cancelled."
At some point it might be cheaper to give up on computers and just pilot the Shuttle by hand.
-- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
What?
"shuttle_launcher_0_1"
Excellent. That'll save a few dollars. What's the development status?
"1 - Planning, sir"
Ah.
(1) Print up 50,000 numbered authenticity certificates...
(2) Break down the old mainframes until you have roughly 50,000 pieces...
(3) Sell it on eBay (or other auction sites) as space memorabilia, mention that the computer the parts came from were responsible for guiding the Apollo missions to the moon, etc and so on... The machines are SO obsolete now that the only way they could pose a security risk is by sending them back in time...
(4) Profit!
(5) Buy a nice little beowulf cluster, hire 20 Linux geeks and feed each of them $50 in dew and pizza in exchange for setting up the system...
(6) Use remaining funds to pay the Russian space agency to have a little "airlock accident" for that Nsync guy...
Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
It's not like this is rocket science!
Oh, wait....
$0.02 (CDN)