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Jamyang writes "In the run-up to the first anniversary of September 11, Taiwan's President has accused China of threatening Taipei with "terrorist" tactics in a speech that will fuel Beijing's current fury: "Communist China has accelerated development of 'unrestricted warfare' similar to terrorist methods," he said. Reuters man in Taipei reckon he's referring to "Unrestricted Warfare" [PDF] by leading PLA strategists - Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui - who famously argued that China should focus on "asymmetric engagement" in the 21st century. In fact, many related secret documents have leaked out of China lately. Taiwan's Defense Ministry is taking the threat of infowar very seriously, as can be seen in their 2002 Defense Whitepaper. If the U.S. gets tied up in a ground war in the Middle East, China's going to be real tempted ...."
...to make Saddam Hussein shaped firecrackers for American New Years celebrations
What the hell, its 10 til 3 in the morning and I've got karma to burn.
Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Pinochet, Mussolini, Marshall Joseph Tito, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein, Muammar Qaddafi, Juan Peron, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ferdinand Marcos, General Suharto, Pol Pot, Fransisco Franco, and certainly the worst of the bunch, SLASHDOT's editing/moderating [read: censoring] "community"(*) ALL AGREE on ONE THING:
(*)Note, the word community used often on Slashdot, this is referring to a proto communist commune.
So, you busy little plebian proletariats, get busy, you have some censoring to do! FUN! Do the bidding of your fat, undisciplined masters who never subject themselves to peer review.
Good job you little neo-commies. Don't want to hear the other side, shoot the fucker in the head as an ENEMY OF THE STATE [In this case anyone who seeks to improve the sad state of
I have a Gun and the Constitution [Not the urinated-on pissed-on hacked fucked up one WashingTOON thinks exists, I mean the real one, with Jefferson and Madison at my side], please, give me an excuse to use them both.
A few haikus to commemorate the sucktitude:
Crack Pipe Moderators
Crack smoke wafts though air
Dumb shit moderator!
Try to suck less, please
The Humorless Moderator
Crack smoke wafts through air
Humorless moderator!
Why do you hate me?
The Proletariat
Slashdotting Commie
Moderator fears new idea!
Censor him quickly
The reason China blocked Slashdot is that when Jiang Xemin saw at how good "The Editors" at Slashdot are at suppressing the community, he knew that if more of his party members saw this degree of suppressive efficacy, he would be deposed, for the good of the people, of course, in favor of Rob Malda as the all new supreme dictator and premier of China.
SAYINGS, quips et al:
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Sir Winston Churchill (Especially when your democratic peers twist democracy into a reason commit cencorship, to squash dissenting or unpopular opinions, and refer to them as trolls, flaimbait overrated or offtopic when they aren't any of the said)
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno.
The Constitution poses no threat to our current form of governement. (Death to those who defile the root documents of a free nation to make economic freedom Supercede Freedom! Freedom First! Free market Second!)
Occam's Razor "Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily." "Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" "Frustra fit per plura quod potest fieri per pauciora" "Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem" Translation: " "Simple explanations are preferred to complex ones" Modern fucking translation "JUST DO IT."
Reading Slashdot at anything above -1 is like trying to put a shit filter on your ass.
Get busy moderating this down, you little pack of obedient prefects of the corrupt state! You are the vanguards of purity, and dissent is not allowed!
MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
HAIKUS
Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?
Truly superb troll. My hat is off to you - and so are my pants.
Support TRAFFIC CONE SEX. It's the new Slashdot meme and it's ever-so-wholesome!
I guess I always knew I was gay, but I never let it show. Growing
up in a small town in Maryland being gay was a sure was to get your ass
kicked. There were a lot of hot guys in my Junior high school and I had
plenty of jerk-off fantasies, even at fifteen I had a vivid imagination.
But the guy I had the most fantasies about was Tony.
I met Tony when I moved to the neighborhood. The day we moved in a
group of neighborhood kids came by to say hi and tony was obviously the
"ring leader", so my parents let me take off. Tony and I got along from
the start and before long were "best buds".
Tony was my age, 5'8" 150 pounds not an ounce of fat anywhere, balck
hair and the most penetrating blue eyes, a real looker. Not that I was a
slouch, at 5'7" 140 brown curly hair and eyes I never had any trouble
getting a girl, I just did'nt want one. I wanted Tony.
Well one night I was lying in bed jerking off fantasizing about Tony, it
ws about 10 when I heard a tap at my window. Shit! I thought, and tried
to put myself back together. I opened the window and there was Tony,
with his ever present smile.
What are you doing here man? I asked. I was just out goofin and thought
I'd come by and see if ya wanted to go swimming down at old man johnsons
pond, I've a joint! I don't have any trunks, I said. Tony said don't
need'em. Shit I thought atleast I'll get a chance to see him naked, what
the fuck? Hold on let me see if my parents are asleep. I crept to my
parents bedroom door and peeked in, they were fast asleep.
It's cool they're asleep I said and climbed out the window.
We smoked the joint as we walked thru the woods . I was nervous but the
joint helped. When we got to the pond, Tony got undressed and he wasnt
shy about it. He faced me as we stripped. Damn he was fine. I could feel
my cock starting to get hard so I hurried up and jumped in the pond.
Tony was'nt far behind. By now I had a good buzz and one helluva hard
on. I couldn't believe I was skinny dipping with my best friend
and favorite jerk-off fantasy. We were laughing, joking and getting
closer to each other in the water. We were about a foot apart when Tony
grabbed at me, when I tried to push away, my hand slipped downward off
his chest and I touched his cock. SHIT!! I thought he's got a hard on
too! Tony just looked at me and smiled.
It's the pot. He said. Does it too me every time. He moved closer, right
in front of me, looking me right in the eyes. I could'nt speak, I just
kinda looked at him. His eyes were so deep, his smile so inviting, I
reached out amd grabbed his cock and started stroking it. It filled my
hand, it felt like a polish sausage.. huge.
Damn Kev, that feels good, stroke it. He grabbed me and pulled me to
him. Then he grabbed my cock, I trembeled.
I've wanted to do this for a long time Tony. I know, me too, I've
watched you jerk off through your window for a while. Why did'nt you
ever say anything? I asked. I am now, he replied. Let's finish this on
the bank Kev. Sure.
We got out of the pond, the moon shone down out of a cloudless sky, with
out a word, He grabbed me and gave me a long deep french kiss. Our
tongues met just like us, strangers that soon became more than friends.
I felt his hands on my shoulders, the kiss broke. Suck my dick Kev. I
dropped to my knees. I could'nt believe I was going to get my first
taste of cock and it was going to be Tonys! He smelled of musk and pond
water, I felt his hand on my head urging me on. I opened and let him in.
I could only get about 5 of his 8 inches in at first, but I quickly
learned how to relax my throat and soon I had him all the way down my
throat. It felt so good, so natural. I could feel his cock pulse in my
mouth. I thought I was gonna cum and I had'nt even touched myself yet!
I did'nt want it to end, I pulled off. Suck my cock Tony. Let's do each
other Kev. I laid on my back and he straddled my face and stuck his cock
in my mouth. Then he took mine in one fell swoop. His mouth felt so
good on my 7 inch cock, so warm and wet. I could feel it every time he
moaned and I guess he could too. Soon we were face fucking each other. I
comming close I could feel the load building. I started bucking my hips,
then BOOM I started shooting, Tony took every drop. Then Tony started
fucking my face harder. Fuck man, take it Kev I'm close man suck my
dick, shit I cummin damn!, Fuck, OOOHHH shit. Tony filled my mouth
full,I tried to swallow it all, it tasted salty but sweet. He collapsed
beside me. We kissed again. I reached down, he was still hard!
Kev, I wanna fuck you man. I've never been fucked man. I'll be gentle
Kev, I promise. Ok.
Tony got on his knees and lifted my legs over his shoulders. Relax Kev.
He stuck a spit covered finger in and started finger fucking me, then
two, then three. After a couple of minutes he pulled his fingers out,
then he spit on his dick. Ouch! Relax Kev, I got the head in. Slowly he
worked all the way in then, slow strokes. Damn it felt good!! My best
bud fucking me slowly at first, then faster. I could feel his balls
slapping my ass, he grabbed my hard again cock and started stroking it
to match his thrusts. Damn Kev your ass feels so good, I'm gonna cum man
! I felt his cock swell he pupmed harder and faster. Shit Kev I'm
cumming!! Feeling him shoot set me off too. I shot a load all over my
chest. He collapsed on top of me.
Tony. Yeah Kev. That was fucking great! What are best buds for?
We fucked around for two years then he moved. I'll never forget Tony.
And if he's on the net (you know who you really are;)) maybe he'll see
this and get in touch!
I would say more pushing over the milk pail. Or rather,
(dear moderators: I'm sorry. I would post this to email, but the original author does not have an email address to correspond with)
/. know or care a whit about.
1) You posted this article twice. I have no idea what this article has to do with the original posting. It's a long rant about Taiwan Independence, which very few people on
1) This article is nearly four years old now. I've seen it several times on Usenet and I don't even read usenet that much.
2) The author does not write terribly well, nor does he have any particular insight on this issue. Bevin Chu is the son of a former diplomat. I am the son of a former aeronautics engineer. Don't ask me for information on building airplanes. I have little more than a layman's knowledge of the subject.
So as not to provoke a flame war, I'm not particularly sympathetic to TI proponents. I just think that this article is pointless drivel.
Song of the week
Let's see if I'm screwing myself over by posting this...
yes we did, we burried them alive in the sand
Some sigs are annoying. The poster may not realize how annoying, so you inform him/her.
I think that the Taiwan's President is a troll, anyone who starts a sentance wit the word communist is obviously a troll.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
fuck you canada.
piss off soccialist scum