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AMD Delays Hammer
TeJarz writes "C|Net reports that their next processor (Hammer) has been rescheduled from its original Q4 release to Q1 2003. To quote C|Net: 'The delays are occurring to accommodate the release of a new version of Athlon with a 333MHz bus, said Crank. Current Athlons come with a 200MHz bus and 256KB of secondary cache.' Let's hope this doesn't get moved again."
And what are you?
Obsessive-compulsive? A nag? An asshole?
Do you really care so much about that one-liner? Elaborate.
STOP . AMERICA . NOW
sorry, motherfucker. i dont have a spell check in links. got that? fuckerhead. im sure there is some mordules or extension to facilitate this. but i dont care about you or the fucking parent. fuck off you snarky, snide cum licking faggot.
i second the notion this AC brings up. I cannot fathom what is wrong with this deranged, crap hardware obessed fucking idiot. Get a real job, so you can make real money, and buy real hardware. Something without a BIOS, maybe SRM or Openfirmware. Stop giving anonymous blowjobs in bathroom stalls, and you might get ahead minus the herpes simplex 50 and the HIV.
I lie about getting pussy huh? Looks like someone out there needs a little himself. Never had your weewee touched [by a woman]? Aww. I'm so sorry! Well, I'll let you know, it feels REAL good to rub on big 36Cs and get head from purdy little lips. You should get a girlfriend like that, and try it sometime. It's funny how you have this WAY OFF base perception of who I am because of my post. I'm sorry, but, you know absolutely nothing about me, and it's funny watching you go off on a rampage like that. If you have such a life, why aren't you out there having it, instead of sitting there making fun of someone on the internet who you don't know anything about? Hmm... let's think about that one.
That post was too filled with useless and idiotic garbage for me to read through it all. However, I can tell that you spent many a long nights at the D&D table making up some fictional world to live out all of your fanatasies in. Good job, kid.
It wasn't bragging, I was trying to explain to everyone just where I stand in the food chain of computer knowledge. Not the highest by far, but higher than the average "techie", I'll assure you of that.
The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
How tall are you? Whatever the height, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze and inch on me? Your penis only 2", not the 3" you seem so proud of?
You are a disgusting fatbody. Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
You mom sucks so bad in bed - and tell her I dont like Schlitz beer, like you do. Fucking cunt asked me to grow a mullet, and I slammed her head into the side of your trailer.
Yes, you were bragging. And you looked pathetic. If you were simply an idiotic karma whore, it wouldn't be so bad. But you are an overzealous braggart who bites at trolls and acts half your claimed age.
You stand about where algae stands on the "food chain." Your idiotic metaphors are further testament to you total worthlessness, particularly in the realm of computing.
You are probably worthless as a techie. You know too much for a mental midget, as they say, enough to get you into trouble.
You assured me of nothing other than if I knew who you were I would never, ever hire you. I would throw your 30 page resume in the trash where it belongs.
Slick Rick, you are probably the lamest n00b ever.
I wasn't bragging. I'm not a "n00b". I left Slashdot a long time ago in search for a life, and I found one. My resume is quite short. Oh, and, I would never wanna work for you, cuz you're a fucking dick. Thanks bye.
Desperately trying to refute? I cannot fathom what is missing in some of you little people's lives to make you go on these trolling, flaming sprees of high ignorance and low intelligence. But like I told one of the other anonymous little coward trolls, whatever makes you feel better about yourself at the end of the day... I ain't gonna stop ya. But you're all looking a lot more pathetic than anyone else out here, at least, that's the way I see it.
I didn't have any of those fancy schmancy optical mice. No! Back in my day we had to use real mice. And then they'd run away so you had to use the stick as a pointer. And you don't know the meaning of upgrade. Heck, I'd have to walk uphill in the snow to get a new stick to use. It wasn't one of them fancy Maple sticks. No, it was one of those that were green and had thorns and moss growing on it.
You young people make me sick. Give me the good ol' days I say.
I am a big computer geek.
I'm a fat unwashed sexless trollbaiter.
I'm 20 years old and I've been into these things since I was 12.
I'm 13, just got my first erection from a gay black porn site, and I don't know anything but my dad's credit card to get gay black porn.
I learned BASIC and HTML in 8th grade, and C an C++ sometimes around 10th grade, which was also when I got into using Linux (Slackware '98!).
Since I don't know anything about anything, or English for that matter, I'm going to go to Ziff Davis and copy words and stuff. He knows, BASIC, HTML, C and C++. OMFG. He is a COMPUTERING GOD. Lets worship Slick Rick and his l33t skills. [ed.]Rick, you working on any OpenSouce stuff we might have a look at, yeah, I though so. Put your money where you mouth is, asshole.[ed.]. I use Slackware because I'm a k1dd1e and I don't have to worry about package management because I don't work for a living, I prance around like a fag on Slashdot.
I have a big history in gaming, networking, programming, and fiddling around with other general random stuff, including lots of multimedia. I think I know more than Thompson, Ritchie, Kernighan and even Stroustrup. I'm so fucking l33t, Torvalds calls me for instructions on how to write HTML.
Over the years, I've gone from a 486SX 25MHz, to a DX2 66MHz, to a Cyrix 6x86 166 (don't ask what I was thinking), to a K6 233, and finally, to a Celeron 366 which I have been running for two years and am currently running at 550MHz.
What this has to do with an Opteron coming, God only knows. I have bought shit computers, well my stupid fucking dad did, and we don't have any engineering experience so we don't need FPUs or real precisions. We are techies!
This CPU works great, and it does everything I need it to do. It compiles kernels fast, it works with multimedia and video editing at a decent speed, it encodes MP3 and Ogg at a good rate, and it can handle the games I like (Quake III and Unreal Tournament, mostly).
Which, I just named 5 CPUs, Well I don't fucking want to tell you, I burned them ALL out overcl0xo1ng so I use a Texas Instruments SPEAK AND SPELL. I think kernels compiling fast on my SUPER LEET CONNER DRIVE means less than one day. I forgot to mention I don't play Q3 or UT, I lose at Q3 and UT.
Why haven't I upgraded, you ask?
[ed] I didn't ask, and no one cares you fucking lunatic.[ed]
Well, I did for a while, to an Athlon 900, and the performance was great, but I killed it myself.
I'm too fucking stupid not to drop pennies on "MOBOS" from my pocket protector. Nerds are cool.
Ever since then, I've just stuck to the Celeron.
Because I cant afford a real CPU, I use this piece of fucking shit and tell everyone on Slashdot that ITS SO FUCKING COOL.
Now, after Athlons have been out for a long, LONG time, I have an Athlon XP 2000+ sitting around, patiently waiting for me to get a motherboard and case to go along with it's RAM and 80GB hard drive.
I was attracted to a black man on my paper route, and I felt his crotch. He beat me to a pulp so I can't work. Now I cant afford to replace that motherboard I broke.
But I am patient, I'm not worried, I'm not some kinda freak that believes extremely strongly that without this boost in performance I'm gonna freakin die.
I have no money, and I'm too stupid to consult. But Linux calls me and tells me to make penguin gifs and put them at Transmeta. I'm a suppressed homo, so that's how I freak out, not by burning my ball bag on un-heat-sinked Celerons.
That said, I will probably not be getting an AMD Hammer CPU until one or two years after it's been in the market. I might get it sooner, who knows, but I am not in a hurry for this thing. There is no rush for me.
I want a Hammer. It reminds me of hammering ass. But I cant afford it. And I don't want it probably because it isn't for sale yet. My penis is getting bigger, I saw a black man in an El Camino drive by
Why? I don't know... I mean, I do a lot more with computers than most people I know running processors operating at over 1GHz or 2GHz, and I'm really happy with my simple, old, yet still fast, robust, and fully-functional Celeron 550 CPU.
I have such a piece of shit, probably with an ABIT motherboard and IDE RAID with hard drives of different sizes. But IM COOL. I have to convince you all that im cool. I'm cool FAGGORSANDS IM K3WL.
Upgrades are overrated, and anyone sweating diesel because this thing has been pushed back a few times, needs to take a chill pill, and calm down. A good thing... a TRULY good thing... is well worth waiting for.
I don't know what an upgrade is. I have had faggot CPUS my whole short life. And then the break when I OC them to 3x the original speed. I am gay and like small cache CPUs. I sweat diesel because we live in a trailer park next to an oil refinery. I use capital letter judiciously. I am cool. Linus likes me. S14ckw4r3 is cool. I wait for sex. My man lust erotic fantasy, Don King, doesn't return my phone calls. Lick my ass.