Keanu Reeves as Superman
M.C. Hampster writes "Fox News is reporting in this article that Superman is back in the planning stages at Warner Bros. with a possible Keanu Reeves playing the title role. Is this possibly the worse fit for an actor in a superhero role since Michael Keaton in Batman?" Perhaps they too will rotate in a new actor for each feature.
Dude! I got like awesome powers.
Can't wait to see Superman giving a blowjob!!!
Gotta hand it to ya, Wil...
;-)
Whenever I think you might have played out the whole geek-chic thing (as I'm a Hollywood-disillusioned-gen-X-type, to name my own label), you seem to come up with the most hysterical (and almost unsettlingly geeky) one-liners, like... ever.
Pretty damned reliably, too.
Proud to have you amongst our ranks (as there's no point burning Karma on a 5).
Err. Maybe I just did
Props & salúd!
--dr00gy