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Egyptian Pyramid Mysteries to Be Explored Live

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the why-the-heck-not dept.

An anonymous reader noted that "National Geographics will probe the inside of a blocked shaft in the Great Pyramid of Giza, and will also open the oldest intact sarcophagus found in moder times." Since this is the shaft where all the secret alien technology has been stored for the last few thousand years, and everyone knows that these "Sarcophagus" things are what the Gou'ald use to regenerate, I think this whole thing will be interesting as hell. Awh who am I kidding- I'm just a junkie on watching those specials where they explore pyramids.

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  1. shouldn't they leave this lind of stuff to... by mattbland · · Score: 3, Funny

    SG1 !

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  2. Previous attempt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A previous attempt to penetrate the mysterious
    shaft ended in disappointment when it was discover
    that Lara Croft's cross-section was too large to
    permit her entry into the shaft.

  3. Beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the robot wakes the mummy, gets cursed, and comes out of the pyramid with XP embedded in it's firmware...

  4. Re:This is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They'll just find some old egyptian beer bottles.

  5. Where's Geraldo? by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

    After Al Capone's Vault, you'd think Geraldo would be a natural choice for this event.

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  6. Blocked Shaft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh my god, has taco took up cone fucking too?

  7. Seen before... by jvl001 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All those old enough to remember Al Capone's secret stash uncovered by Geraldo Rivera live on TV will know what to expect this time around.

    I predict that behind the stone at the end of the tunnel wil be ... more stone.

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  8. Re:Wait a second... live? by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    On FOX...naturally!

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  9. Re:But what if ... by 5alligator · · Score: 2, Funny

    so... what? you're suggesting the shaft leads to the lettuce crisper? the butter compartment? do go on - we want to know more!