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Egyptian Pyramid Rover Finds... Another Door

JoeRobe writes "In what appears to be more evidence that ancient Egyptian architects had a sense of humor, MSNBC is reporting that the pyramid rover has determined what was behind the door at the end of a mysterious shaft alluded to earlier - another door."

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  1. Geraldo is turning in his grave!! by Sir+Bard · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm laughing at least.

    1. Re:Geraldo is turning in his grave!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. Gentoo and UTournament! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Epic Games' much-anticipated Unreal Tournament 2003 Demo is now available on a self-booting Gentoo Linux-based LiveCD, allowing you to play the Unreal Tournament 2003 Demo using any modern PC with an NVIDIA GeForce 2 or greater graphics card and a CD-ROM drive. Full networking, OSS sound and Creative Soundblaster Live! and Audigy support included, allowing for the full gaming experience including LAN/Internet play, EAX environmental audio and of course 3D accelerated OpenGL graphics. The CD also serves as a fully-functional Gentoo Linux installation CD. Go grab it here!

    1. Re:Gentoo and UTournament! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      AWESOME!!! I'm already downloading!!! This is a milestone in Linux gaming!!! A native version of a number one hit game for Linux!!!

    2. Re:Gentoo and UTournament! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You're taking a lot of crap for posting this, but I just wanted to say thanks -- this is pretty cool.

    3. Re:Gentoo and UTournament! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thanks dude!

  3. Holy Shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have two guess of what could be in there. My first one is once they remove the stone they will find a room filed from top to bottom with PORN, nice thought isn't it!! My next guess is thats were Bin-Laden and friends are hiding from big bad ol'Bush.

  4. And behind *that* door... by payndz2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...a trapped Lara Croft beats desperately on the heavy stone slab as Osiris advances on her!

  5. Mod parent down (Off Topic / Troll) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No one cared the last time you posted this and no one cares now.

  6. Re:Mod parent up (Interesting!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I care. You fuck off!

  7. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is really neat. I suppose this is yet another cool story that /. editards rejected in favor of another kernel patch-level release.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yes, you're right about that. Ultimate LAMER CmdrTaco rejected it.

  8. Re:Humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your writing skills are too poor to suck anyone to your little troll conspiracy. Stop watching Hollywood movies and try educating yourself with information that can be found in what I like to call, books.

  9. Re:Egyptian Engineers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It's probably your Karma: signature that brought you the Offtopic moderation? Else it you'd probably have gotten +5 Funny.

    Posting as an Andersen Consultant, for obvious reasons.

  10. Uninspiring Video by Njoyda+Sauce · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I rarely find video featuring small shafts entertaining.

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    You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.