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Hitchhikers Guide To Be Made Into A Movie

tonywestonuk writes "The Beeb are reporting that The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series will be made into a Hollywood Movie. Apparently they are getting some other script writer to finish off Douglas Adams' final installment (I pessimistically wonder how awful this will make it.). It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously...."

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  1. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The British ruin everything anyway.

  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      i want to likc my monitor when i see that. i grab my cock and strock it to that ass. i want him to poop in my face. i like that and chunky brown vaginal discharges, whipworm infections and prolapsed rectums. i get horny when i think of a glass JIF peanut butter jar shettering in my rectum and having a slurry of bloody shitty peanut buttery sauce to eat, yum!

  3. Will the Movie answer these questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Whoa! I FINALLY did it. Hi, my name is Earl. I am a Senior at the Cage de Folles High School in Topequanga Mississippi. I like using Linux and have 1,378 MP3 files on my boxen. I beleive in essenshial liberties and that the MPAA and RIAA are evil fronst for Macro$hit.

    Now that you know a little about me, I can tell you why I am so excited. Nooo not because there is a kernal release. It is because I finally am limber enought to suck my own dick. I was a little overweight so my gut would keep me from getting my mouth on my penis, but I lost weight and streched evary dat. My friend Ryan helped me by pushing on my back. It took 4 weeks this summer to get limber, but today I took off all my clothes and sat on the toilet, bent over and did it. At first I was worried that it means I am gay, but it is all I could think about at school today. Anyways as I sat on the toilet I could smell myself and I farted a little. I had to wait because it smelled bad. After the fart smell cleared up I tryed again and I put my thing in my mouth. It was funnt at first, but it ws like licking my fingers after eating BBQ chicken. It felt good. If you have read this all the way you are indeed a fag and need to kill yourself.

    Are dub bul yew ess ?