Sacrificial Broadband?
BitGuy asks: "SBC's VP of Network Engineering reckons that 78% of broadband users would give up their daily newspaper instead of living without their broadband connection (hmm, being a broadband user, I don't need a newspaper), and 63% said they'd give up their morning coffee (the freaks!). Personally I'd rather give up watching TV - what would the rest of Slashdot give up to keep your real sweet net access?"
Well, after careful thought and deliberation I have decided that in return for the almighty broadband access granted to me, I would be willing to give up God.
Yes, God.
So, see ya later, I have the combined knowledge of the human race, and you just don't make sense anymore.
-peace sign-