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Sacrificial Broadband?
BitGuy asks: "SBC's VP of Network Engineering reckons that 78% of broadband users would give up their daily newspaper instead of living without their broadband connection (hmm, being a broadband user, I don't need a newspaper), and 63% said they'd give up their morning coffee (the freaks!). Personally I'd rather give up watching TV - what would the rest of Slashdot give up to keep your real sweet net access?"
shut up you dumb motherfucking chink gook zipper head. i hate you fucking yellow bastard mother fuck. i hope everyone in your family dies, but you. you yellow piss colored slant motherfucker. you have no girlfriend, but that aids infected thai bitch you bought. you have no ocean view because you dirty motherfuckin chinks polluted the shit out of it. you dirty foul chinks and stupid triad fucks make no neighborhood safe, you chink motherfuck. you stole my TV you drug selling cat eating fucking dishonest dirty chink. and coffee, another thing the chinks fould disgusting chinks cant do. louis you are a fould dirty shitty chink. you and your dong feng missle toting fuckers. long live taiwan! free the people of taipei from these dirty PROC chinks! death to manland, death to the dirty foul chinks fuck them fags!
Thanks for that very enlightening response... I'm not certain about the "fucking yellow bastard mother fuck" (as you so eloquently described him), but you have to the most toothless, RIA lovin', KKK preachin', barely literate inbreed motherfucker to ever come out of your mother's womb. Please be sure to ask your brother to wear a condom next time he fucks your mom so the world is not burdened by more morons like yourself.
Suck my nuts, toad fucker. That yellow bastard zipper head will be planting his boot on your throat, and I want to hear you talking your shit towards me as I save your fucking faggot leftist liberal ass from chink death. I have no cavities, I have no discernable accent, I hate the KKK as much as yellow chinks, my literacy level is quite high and would suspect is superior to yours, and since I don't fuck my mother, as you do, then the term mother fucker doesn't apply in my case.
In any case. I hate you. I hate chink zipper head. I hate fascists, liberals, socialists and communists. I had religious people. I hate Mac Zealots [see religion.] I hate fat sexless LOTR obsessed closet fags. I read Tolkein, but give it rest, 20 sided die fags. I like weapons. I like Dr. Strangelove. I want to fuck my wife on the cone of a large nuclear weapon, and pray that it goes off over some stinking Towel Head Sand Nigger Camel Jockey nigger-hole of a shit city somewhere, and know my cumstains were infused in all the vaporized animals.
I hate white trash, niggers, Jews [when they pull being Jewish to get days off of work], Islam. I hate chinks from PROC. I hate Pakistan. I hate Saudi Arabia. I hate you. I hate clitoris chopping nigger Islamsits. I hate Nigger Mandela and his communist Quadaffi loving shit. I like Colin Powell and Chris Rock ad Denzel Washington. How about that. Hard to characterize.
You stupid ignoramus. You are as judgmental as a "KKK" guy, projecting your weak impressions of me to the world, in a forum, looking the part of the ass. I am hater of all, and those who would be useful must be aprecated by me. For so it is written.
You are an imbalanced wanna be do-gooder. You senseless fuck. Say hi to your pillow when you make love to it tonight.
i'd gladly sacrifice these if it meant my
ping times would drop by half.
-I like my women like I like my tea: green-
Archeologists belive the Aztecs commited ritual human sacrice to postpone the end of the world.
Maybe if we take all the worthless people (McDonalds Managers, all the Democrats, every Republican over the age of twenty-five, pedophiles and those guys who host religous programming on public access) and commit ritual human sacrifice for ping times.
As proof of concept that Human Sacrifice works I would like to point out that the world hasn't ended yet.
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