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1 Year Anniversary of Nimda Outbreak

dots and loops writes "Today marks one year to the date that the nimda worm began making its way across the Internet." Hey, speaking of hilarious worms, I'm still getting 5-10 klez virus's a day! Yay Security!

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  1. tsop tsrif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah, baby!

  2. Sharks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why can't we all just get some sharks with some freakin lasers on their heads?

  3. The Nimda *linux* connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There's a very interesting article detailing the theory that the nimda virus was developed by someone using linux here. Basically, it says that the way the binary was laid out hints at a certain set of tools common on linux.

  4. I'm getting zero Klez a day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

  5. My logs hurt too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Time to cut the fiber intake.

  6. heh by Raven42rac · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I write you this to ask your advice.

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  7. Virii?? by WetCat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The evil virii come and start spreading.
    Let's name computer viruses - virii :)

  8. virus's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Don't you mean viruses or virii? What are virus's??? Have geeks no shame for their poor spelling?

  9. Re:The most long-lived virus/worm/trojan? by gyratedotorg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    FWD: FUNNY JOKES!!!!!!

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  10. Re:Hrm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why does this bother you? You are way too touchy.

  11. As a fellow Mongol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That was hot. Now I gotta jack off....

  12. Re:our office got it. by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hmm...Am I the only one who finds it ironic that both the North American Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) and kiddie porn are mentioned in the same post?

  13. While your post is informative, your comment.. by Genjurosan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    about "US" sysadmins is uncalled for. Perhaps if the HR department of the educational institution wasn't so gullible, they wouldn't have hired incompetent sysadmins. Your dislike for anything "US" shows by your broad statement. Does your use of the word "they" encompass 2 maybe 3 sysadmins? I'm sure that "they" represent .0000000000000001% of all sysadmins that hold US citizenship.

    Yes my post is flame bait, sorry.. but I don't think the last post deserves a 5, perhaps a 3-4 since sys-admin skill has NOTHING to do with citizenship. Perhaps making broad uneducated comments about the people of Morocco will get my post modded up.

    1. Re:While your post is informative, your comment.. by TheShadow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Top 3 /. pasttimes:

      3. Posting links to pictures of some guy's stretched anus. (goatse.cx)
      2. Making fun of Microsoft products.
      1. Making fun of stupid Americans.

      Wow... we have some really creative people around here.

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  14. dear cmdrtaco.. by BilldaCat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    plz shut up about how many klez's you still get. no one cares. how about you quit whining and build in some kind of duplicate story checker.

    thank you

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  15. Re:NIMDA the sysadmins friend :-s a little anecdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're probably posting too often -- I didn't get moderator points until I went on vacation for two weeks. Since then I've never got them when I've been posting regularily ...

  16. Re:The solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    He hasn't done this yet b/c Taco runs Win ME

    at least there's no other explanation i can think of...

  17. Re:One year, and still.. by suicidal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hate it when my users are spilling gasoline on their desktops. So far they've alway forgotten the matches. Whew!

  18. Or worse..... by snatchitup · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "NAMBLA = National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?"

    How about Kenny Rogers lookalikes