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David Brin on "Attack of the Clones"
dpt writes "Science fiction author and scientist David Brin caused quite a stir at the time with his article on The Phantom Menace, and now here are his thoughts on Episode II. Not being as harsh, it hasn't received much attention, but it's an interesting read anyway."
From Time magazine, as quoted in the Brin piece:
Cheers
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-A. Coward Ph.D
Biggest damn plot hole in the history of all plot holes:
C3PO: Hi, I'm a droid.
Owen: Hey, didn't I meet you before?
C3PO: No, I don't think so.
Owen: Yeah, you're C3PO. Build by Anakin Skywalker, right? You're the one who told everybody how itchy you were so you could get Padme to oil you up.
C3PO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Owen: My dad married his mom! We worked together for about 10 years or so. Remember the whole sandpeople incident, where they came and kidnapped her for no reason? Or how we've been raising her grandson - your creator's son - for 18 years now? By the way - why didn't he ever come back and look in the local phone directory under "Skywalker" - he might have found out his son was right here.
C3PO: (Waves his hand before Owen.) We are not the droids you remember.
Owen: (Dazed.) You are not the droids I remember.
C3PO: (Waves hand again.) You want to purchase us. And give me an oil bath.
Owen: Bath.
Call me strange, but I think there was just a little plot hole there. Maybe a small one.
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My father (who also has a doctorate) would quote the first Austin Powers movie on this:
"I didn't go through four years of evil medical school to be called Mr. Evil."
Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
Next movie will surely have a Chicano low rider caricature help Obi-Wan
make his escape with the twins.
Anyone know if Cheech and Chong are free?
Well, that works for half the equation. Maybe Owen is a droid too.
And I suppose this wave would use the Lumineferous Ether as a medium, then? Good thing I have phlogiston to stop it!
Of course he paid attention.
After all, Brin said "That's a battle I'd pay to see!"
Just a few:
- Angle the deflector shields.
These beg the question, "Where do they come up with this stuff?"--
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