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serendigital writes "Unix guru Simon Cozens wrote about his "conversion" story in the UK Unix User Group Newsletter. He touts: OroborosX and XDarwin. This gives you a rootless X server and Aqua-like window manager. He also seems to like the libraries: the NeXT approach of separating libraries off into their own subdirectories and separating out library versions makes for a much tidier filesystem arrangement than simply bundling everything in /usr/lib. One of the more controversial "differences" in OSX." And on the other side of the switch, there's Wil Wheaton does Mandrake.

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  1. unce, tice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fee times a laybay!

  2. Re:I switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This one time I got drunk and ...blah blah blah... Ran a fucking mile... blah blah blah... The dog walkers were looking at us very strangely... blah blah blah... Black Sabbath... blah blah blah... What the ... fook... blah blah blah... I thought the world was upside down...

    Right, thats it, I'm going for a fag

  3. Re:I switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Right, thats it, I'm going for a fag"

    George Michael?

  4. 10 RULES TO LIVE BY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    10 Rules of Anal Sex
    by Jack Morin

    Jack Morin, PhD, a San Francisco sex therapist and researcher, is the author of Anal Pleasure and Health.

    Anal Eroticism is surrounded by a powerful taboo. Yet millions of men and women - straight, gay and bisexual - are experimenting with anal sex. The anus, richly endowed with nerve endings and interconnected with the main pelvic muscles, is the closest erogenous neighbor of the genitals and contracts rhythmically during orgasm. Thirty-five years ago, Kinsey stated that the anal region had erotic significance for about half of the population. In a survey of 100,000 Playboy readers, 47 percent of the men and 61 percent of the women admitted to having tried anal intercourse.

    Yet the anal taboo inhibits most people from thinking, talking and learning about the sexual use of the anus. Listed here are the ten things most men and women still do not know about anal sex.

    1. Anal intercourse is the least practiced form of anal sex.

    There are many ways to enjoy the anus erotically. The most common techniques include touching the anal opening while masturbating or stimulating a partner's anus during intercourse or oral sex.

    Some people enjoy the sensation of a finger - their own or a lover's - insinuated into their anal opening and gently rotated. Others may prefer the insertion of a dildo or vibrator beyond the anal opening and short anal canal into the larger rectum. Many men, including hetereosexuals, prefer this form of penetration.

    Oral-anal lovemaking is popularly known as rimming. The very idea disgusts some people. Others enjoy performing it or allowing themselves to be probed in this special way.

    2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly.

    The belief that anal stimulation, especially intercourse, has to hurt is a persistent and dangerous myth. Just as pain anywhere in the body indicates that something is wrong, so is the same true of the anal area. With its high concentration of nerve endings, the anus can produce extreme agony when it is mistreated. Yet it can be a source of great pleasure.

    When a finger, object or penis is intorduced into the anus, the anal muscles go into spasm, as if fighting off an invasion. Pain will result if the partners do not wait for these muscles to relax. Under sufficient stress they will eventually collapse and the pain subside, unless further damage is done. But, any 'pleasure' afforded from this kind of activity derives mostly from the absence of discomfort.

    Maximum anal pleasure requires the elimination of all pain or physical trauma from the anal experience. Self-protection on the part of the passive partner involves being ready to say "no" until he or she is ready to proceed. Readiness is a combination of physical relaxation, usually helped along by plenty of leisurely anal touching, and desire.

    Occasionally the anal muscles are relaxes, but the passive partner is still not in the mood. Stimulation should mount only in proportion to the degree of receptivity.

    3. Anal sex can be enjoyed even if it has been consistently uncomfortable in the past.

    Sufficient desire alone does not necessarily guarantee pleasurable anal sex. Nor is an uncomfortable previous experience always the reason for a lack of interest in or desire for anal sex.

    Chronic anal tension is the most common cause of anal discomfort during sex. Hemorrhoids and constipation are usually a sign of this condition. Tension can be relieved by touching the anus and becoming more familiar with it. An ideal time to explore the anal opening is while taking a shower or bath. Deep breathing also affects the anal muscles. Tensing the anus and the letting go in another way of learning to relax it. Anyone who enjoys masturbation might want to experiment with some form of anal stimulation, though he or she should stop if any discomfort occurs.

    For many people the turning point in anal sex is when they allow a partner to massage the anus with the understanding that intercourse will not be attempted. Then the recipient of anal caresses can concentrate solely on the pleasure that this erogenous zone is capable of generating.

    4. Two muscle rings called sphincters surround the anal opening. Each functions independently.

    If you insert a finger about one half-inch into your anus and press your fingertip against the side, you can clearly feel the two sphincter muscles. There is less than a quarter-inch between them. The external sphincter is controlled by the central nervous system - just like the muscles of the hand, for example. You can readily tense and relax this sphincter whenever you want.

    The internal sphincter is quite different. This muscle is controlled by the involuntary or autonomic part of the nervous system, which governs such functions as heartbeat and stress response.

    The internal sphincter reflects and responds to fear and anxiety during anal sex. It will cause the anus to tense up automatically even if the passive partner is trying to relax. Thus, precautions about safety and comfort are essential here.

    Even if a person does feel comfortable during anal sex, he or she may still need to learn voluntary control over his or her internal sphincter in order to relax it at will. Doing so requires regularly inserting a finger, perhaps in the shower each day, and feeling the internal sphincter. The muscle changes spontaneously and in response to behavior. In this instance, simply paying attention is more important than trying to relax. Anyone can gradually learn to control the internal sphincter at will.

    5. Anal stimulation provides many kinds of pleasure

    The highest concentration of nerve endings is around the anal opening itself. A finger can focus on them especailly effectively. When an object or penis is inserted beyond the anal opening into the rectum, other pleasures are involved. The outer protion of the rectum, like the vagina, has several nerve endings. The inner portion responds mostly to pressure.

    Some people enjoy the feelings of pressure and fullness once they understand that these sensations do not presage an impending bowel movement. Rectal pressure is especially important to enthusiasts of "fisting," a form of anal sex in which several fingers or een the entire hand and forearm are inserted into the rectum and sometimes into the lower colon.

    In men, the protate - which is just beyond the rectal wall, a few inches in, towards the front of the body - can be a source of pleasure when massaged by a finger, an object, or a penis. Also, the lower end of the penis, or "bulb," is near the anal opening opening. It is stimulated indirectly by most types of anal sex.

    Anal pleasure can be psychological as well as physical. The anal taboo adds to the thrill of the forbidden. The most common anti-anal message (it's dirty!) sometimes returns as a source of raunchy, sleazy excitement. Rimming enthusiasts may enjoy the feeling that they are being disgustingly - and delightfully - perverse. Other people regard the anus as a secret, special place. Sharing it with a partner is an act of openness and giving.

    6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm

    A minority of men and women can respond orgasmically to anal sex without direct genital stimulation. Women probably do so through pelvic muscle contractions - and a small minority even though the sheer excitement of being anally penetrated. When men expereience an orgasm from anal stimulation, they tend to focus on the prostate. No doubt they are also responding to indirect stimulation of the penile bulb.

    Orgasms from anal stimulation are most likely to occur when the participants become thoroughly absorbed in their sensations and fantasies. An lmost certain way to prevent such an orgasm is to be become determined to have one. Seeking an anal orgasm will create new pressures and disrupt the pleasure.

    It must be remembered that most people require direct genital stimulation in order to climax. On the other hand, a few people have orgasms only with anal stimulation.

    7. Diet contributes to the enjoyment of anal sex

    Regular bowel movements are the major function of the anus and rectum. There must be sufficient fiber in a person's diet to make his or her feces soft, bulky and well formed. This allows a bowel movement to be produced without force or effort. Forced evacuations irritate anal tissues, causing discomfort and adding to muscular tensions. Fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains or unprocessed bran are important sources of fiber.

    8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum

    Since intercourse can be vaginal or rectal, many people assume the the same rules apply for the penetration of the vagina and rectum. Although both are lined with soft tissue and are capable of expanding, they are radically dissimilar.

    The rectum is not straight. After the short anal canal which connects the anal opening to the rectum, the rectum tilts toward the front of the body. A few inches in, it curves back - sometimes as much as 90 degrees. Then, after a few more inches, it swoops toward the front of the body once again. A person can learn about the shape of his or her rectum by gently inserting a soft object, trying different angles and body positions and concentrating on how it feels. Make sure the object has a flared base so that if you loose your grip, it won't slip into the rectum and become irretrievable.

    The rectum does not produce lubrication like the vagina but only a small amount of mucus. Therefore, rectal penetration always requires a lubricant. Chemical additives should be avoided. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible.

    The main function of the rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement. Yet small amounts may remain in the rectum, expecially if the feces are not well formed. Anal douching before lovemaking will help some people especailly concerned with cleanliness to relax. For others the idea of dirtiness heightens the joy of the forbidden; for them, douching is anti-erotic.

    9. Anal intercourse is not necessarily an act of dominance and submission.

    The top-bottom imagery associated with anal intercourse is widespread. No doubt the belief that anal sex has to hurt contributes to this notion. And in fact some people are intensely excited by top-bottom fantasies about anal sex. The thought that they are submitting to such a degrading act is a terrific thrill. However, actual, not fantasized, anal pain can lead to trouble.

    For others, the enjoyment of anal sex is inhibited by top-bottom imagery. The idea of surrendering control, and perhaps submitting to humiliation, causes immediate, protective tensing of the anal muscles. These individuals are more likely to relax and enjoy themselves if they can learn to regard anal sex as pleasurable rather than as an expression of power.

    10. Anal sex can be perfectly safe, even beneficial.

    The taboo against anal eroticism is perpetuated by the almost universal belief among physicians that anal sex is inevitably dangerous. No physical injury from anal stimulation results if both partners refuse to tolerate pain, never use force and avoid the use of drugs.

    All the other risks center on sexually transmitted diseases. Each of the common STDs - gonorrhea, syphillis, herpes - can affect the anus. Intestinal parasites, bacteria or tiny bugs are usually passed along when fecal matter finds its way into someone's mouth or vagina, most likely through rimming.

    AIDS has complicated the matter. The HIV virus can pass from the semen or blood of an infected person to the bloodstream of a partner through a tiny break in the rectal tissue during anal intercourse.

    To avoid this risk, anal intercourse and rimming should not be practiced casually. Those who do enjoy anal intercourse should always use a condom. Rimming should always be accomplished by a latex barrier. Of course, in a monogamous realtionship with two healthy people, the risk of disease transmitted anally is reduced.

    Thousands of men and women with chronic anal medical problems have restored their anal health by challenging their negative attitudes. This approach is indespensible for full erotic enjoyment of the anus.

    1. Re:10 RULES TO LIVE BY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      There is a very large misconception that anal sex is only enjoyed by gay men. As a result of this misconception, any heterosexual man who is curious or knows he desires anal play, may be depriving oneself out of fear that others will think that he must really be gay or have homosexual tendencies. That could not be farther from the truth!

      Millions of heterosexual women and men love to partake in anal play. By anal play, I mean rimming, having a finger up the ass while you're getting a blowjob, inserting butt plugs, dildos, holding a vibrator around the opening, or rubbing the opening with your finger. And this area of the body should not be ignored when one is indulging. This is a very sensitive area, that when given the proper attention, can bring one to a new world of ecstasy.

      Now, you must be careful when partaking in such an activity, because the membranes that line the anal cavity are so very delicate. Make sure that the area is well lubricated. Always use a water based lubricant for any kind of penetration. A special product designed for anal use (and is one of my absolute favorites) is Nina Hartley's tush push anal lube.

      Now, for you anal virgins, you don't need to penetrate on the first go round. Use your fingers to massage, rub and tickle the area. The key is to start slow, be patient and try to relax. Remember this is supposed to be an enjoyable activity. Communication is absolutely essential with your partner. Let him or her know what feels good and when he or she can go further.

      Once you reach a comfortable point, you may try a little penetration. If you use your fingers, please make sure that you take all safe sex precautions: finger cots, latex gloves, etc.) If you know your partner well and don't feel there's a need, then make sure your fingernails are well groomed and free from any rough edges that may scrape or cut this delicate lining.

      The best things to use, and the safest for the inexperienced, are the many rubber insertion devices that are made for this purpose. There are many kits for beginners. Oh, just another safety note. If you decide to use a device not specifically meant for anal penetration, make sure it has a wide end on it so that the object can't slip into the entire cavity. (Unfortunately, it has been known to happen.) Be smart, use common sense and you'll be okay.

      I can't stress the importance of communicating this desire with your partner. You never know, maybe your partner is just as interested as you and you'll both be on your way to a new world of sexual encounters. And for all those who have been approached with the situation and have been turned away by it, I can guarantee it's been out of ignorance. So many people out there believe it is taboo to partake in such an act. Those seeking more info should watch "Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex For Women", "Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women 2" or Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex. Share this knowledge with your partner. Understanding may lead to giving it a shot. I hope this article has helped you in understanding what a wonderful addition anal play can be to your sex life. Remember sex is even more fun when it's really dirty!

    2. Re:10 RULES TO LIVE BY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Anal beads are small beads on a sturdy string with a ring on one end. The beads are usually inserted into the rectum very gently, one bead at a time. It is very important to have the beads well lubricated when inserting them.

      The main reason for using anal beads is for the additional stimulation of pulling them out when having an orgasm. People have reported that they have experienced a very intense orgasm when using anal beads. It's the shuddering waves of pleasure washing over your body as each bead is slowly pulled out, that intensifies the orgasm.

      I know the best feature of anal beads is the removal of them during orgasm, although, they can also be fun to insert into the rectum as well. A good technique is to insert each bead with a little bit of time in between. Insert the next bead when your partner least expects it. This is my personal favorite part of using anal beads, because the stimulation of my lover's anus is consistent throughout the entire sexual encounter. Then when he's finally reaching orgasm, he's begging for me to remove them, after being teased throughout the entire love making session.

      Anal beads are sold in a variety of sizes, colors and textures. If it's your first experience with them, you should by the smallest ones available. When purchasing anal beads just keep in mind how stimulated you want your anus to be. Large anal beads will provide more stimulation, than smaller ones.

      Safety Tips:

      When pulling out the beads, make sure your lover's anus is still well lubricated.

      Use an anal lubricant for any type of anal play. I absolutely swear by Nina Hartley's Anal Lube. It's thick, it lasts a long time and it comes in a jug, not a bottle, so you can scoop out what you need.

      Pull the beads out at a moderate pace. Don't just yank them out, you can injure your lover.

      Most beads are made of plastic, so make sure they do not have any rough edges on them. If there is a rough edge, just use a nail file to file it down.

      Always check to make sure the string, that the beads are connected to, is strong before using them. If it seems fragile, do not insert! Just return them.

      Anal beads are a great addition to sex. It adds that extra stimulation to the anus and it's so interactive for both partners; unlike a butt plug which just gets inserted and left there. But as all toys go, too much of one thing can get old. Like all toys, use your anal beads periodically when you're looking for that type of stimulation. That way you'll keep variety in your love making.

    3. Re:10 RULES TO LIVE BY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      This is by far the ultimate way to win over your woman. There are so many men out there that are the lay of the century, yet they can't eat pussy if their life depended upon it. So even if you think you're a pro and have been doing it for years, check out this article, just to make sure you're doing all you can to fulfill her deepest desires and drive her wild. If this is your first exposure to the subject, WELCOME! YOU'LL BE EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM MAN! I know total geeks who have women falling all over them because rumor has it that he can do some good pussy eating'. So let's begin:
      First of all, let's define cunnilingus. It's the fine art of making love to your woman's vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy and it drives her wild, making her cum like crazy! (Making you a serious stud muffin!) There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. If you don't want to indulge right away, but want to see the excitement you can bring her; finger fuck her a little then smell, lick and suck the juice off your finger and tell her how wonderful she tastes. This will ease both of you right into it, if she doesn't hump your face first.

      Now, for those of you who are not familiar with the female genitalia, the clit is a small knob of pink flesh located at the top juncture of a woman's inner vaginal lips. This, boys, is the magic button. You can pleasure her to death vaginally and anally, but this is where it really happens.

      Most women realize that men are concerned about the smell and taste. It can range from pleasant to sour to uric tasting. We women realize this and are just as concerned about it as men. One thing to take into account is if she hasn't showered recently or has been very physically active, her taste and smell will be stronger. Some men like this and that's fine; that's great! But if you are concerned, take a shower or bath together. A clean vagina is much easier and more enjoyable to eat. The smell or taste may also be on her mind, so a shower will not only alleviate your concern, but will relax her as well, bringing both of you more pleasure. Besides, a nice hot shower or bath and all that soap lather and two horny naked people is always a fun way to start an encounter. A variety of bath oils, soaps, gels and mists that just by smell alone, can get one in the mood. I highly recommend it!

      If the smell is not as pleasant as you would like it to be, don't complain about it. And don't bitch about it right then and there. This is a very vulnerable moment for a woman, an attack like that can be very damaging. "Wet" also makes a Fun Flavors lube. It comes in 8 delicious fruity flavors and adds that all important lubrication that is always appreciated when touching such a sensitive area. Not only will your woman taste yummy, but she'll smell yummy as well! I find that a tasty little addition always makes sex a little dirtier. If you want to add a little heat along with all the other tantalizing little tricks you're gonna pull, check out Hot Pussy Potion. It will give that extra heat, that will throw her over the edge!

      The most important piece of advice that I can give you is DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO RIGHT FOR THE CLIT! This area is very sensitive. Any immediate, direct stimulation there may only hurt, not excite. Although, do keep in mind that what is unacceptably rough in the beginning, may be fine once she's very excited.

      The important thing is to go slow and ask questions. Don't be afraid of outright asking. Just like penises, every vagina and vaginal area is a little different. Some women are a little more sensitive than others and some clits stick out more than others. Either way, the more you show how important this is for you to do right, the more she'll want to help. Let her guide your hands and mouth with her own hand. If she starts really rubbing and grinding against your mouth, DON'T STOP OR TRY ANYTHING DIFFERENT, JUST CONTINUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

      The key to making her cum is by using repeated, rhythmic stroking of her clitoris with your tongue. This can be accomplished by rapid, repeated vertical licks with a firm pointed tongue. Or, you can plant your flat tongue firmly against her clit and vigorously shake your head back and forth.

      And why not add some extra pleasure while you're tongue fucking her with a vibrator. You can get any size, color and texture vibrator in the world. These are a woman's best friend. Oh there is nothing like getting tongue fucked and having your clit pleasured with a vibrator because although the man always tries to flick it or rub it with his fingers, there is nothing as fast and rhythmic as a vibrator. Check out our huge selection, I have three myself.

      For all you newbies, some popular positions are her lying on her back or sitting at the edge of the bed with you kneeling between her legs. (This position works out best if she's on a bed or chair and you're kneeling on the floor.) You can sit down and she can straddle your face. (You'll get real wet with this one!) If she likes it on all fours, you can come at her from behind or underneath, whichever is easier for you. And the ever popular, "69", which makes it enjoyable for everybody.

      There is just a ton of information on this topic, this is just the tip of the iceberg. And although, I am a woman and know how I like it best, nothing beats the pros. I highly recommend Nina Hartley's "Guide to Oral Sex". She not only tells you the secrets and tips on how to eat pussy, but has various couples demonstrating different techniques. By the time your done with this video, you'll be the talk of the town, by all the ladies of course and the envy of all the men! And once you get the hang of eating pussy, you'll want to check out "The Advanced Guide to Oral Sex with Nina Hartley". This is where you'll really learn how to drive your chick wild! And the best thing is they are both instructional VIDEOS. My explaining things here may help, but there is nothing like actually seeing it being done in detail and explained by a woman. And as you'll see in my review of Nina Hartley's "Guide to Sex Toys," her videos are not only educational but quite exciting to watch as well, not only for you, but for your woman as well.

      There are so many men out there that think they have the talent, but really ask yourself if you know everything there is to know about it. Taking a crash course may be the best thing you could do for yourself and your woman. Wouldn't you like to know that your woman is bragging about the sexual experience she had with you last night? Knowing that all her friends want to experience your pleasure? It's that powerful boys, if you're going to do it, do it right!

      Enjoy your woman. And let her know you enjoy her. Send her to the ecstasy she deserves and enjoy knowing that you have a real talent that not many men have. Cunnilingus is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice and dedication to get it right, but any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.

  5. More people hate linux than microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes its true, a search for "Fuck linux" yeilds 101,000 results, while a search for "Fuck Microsoft" Only yeilds 96,800 results Thats a difference of 4200! This means linux sucks more than microsoft, And it will suck until it supports pci modems and has decent fonts!

    1. Re:More people hate linux than microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Your user number is too large for your opinion to matter. You might as well be an AC.

    2. Re:More people hate linux than microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      And "fuck you" is the most popular of all.

  6. I made the switch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Traded in my old piece of scank for this. I'm a much happier man now!

  7. Re:I switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I meant cigarette, you stupid yank lightweight

  8. Re:I switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    that's no excuse for being gay.

  9. does microsoft own apple? by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I thought Microsoft has a vested interest in Apple ... could somebody please tell me I'm wrong or right?

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  10. Will Wheaton, actor, dead at 35. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Will Wheaton best known for his role as Ensign Wessley Crusher on the hit TV show Star Trek, The Next Generation, has died at the age of 35. He is survived by his wife and two children.

  11. Re:the underlying OS LOL, zealot. vermillion by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    People who use apples are rude and elitist

    But you're not? Let me see if I can pull some samples out of your post (and just this post never mind your rant)

    ...your undersized monkey brain can't understand... they are oft worthless and ancillary ... YOU are the retard here, my little loser friend ... wouldnt know what the fuck to do with that command line ... FreeBSD or die losers ... you wouldn't know the fucking difference if it was a brock hitting your face, Zealot ... Can you figure out how to run the OpenSSL benchmark ... Chew on that you lunatic


    and all of that just from a short post. So now tell me who's a fucking elitist bastard? People might actualy listen to you if you came accross as an intelligent, reasonable and thoughtful individual instead of a Bill Gates loving 13 year old with nothing better to do than look at porn all day.
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