If the list truly was a faq, top of the list, to my mind (well, okay, second to 'what the hell are you thinking') would be 'how do you pronounce gnu/linux?'
If memory serves, RMS pronounced it guh-new-slash-linux; if I remember correctly, there's yet another compelling reason to pronounce it with a silent gnu.
Stallman sits in a basement, arguing with himself. He then writes the argument out (bad grammer and all - maybe he should have used a Microsoft product with helpful features like spell check and grammer check.) Finally, the dopes^H^H^H^H^Hfine people at Slashdot decide to give the fool an even bigger audience. *sigh*
What is a bigger waste of the Internet? Stallman's rants or those Bumfight tapes?
Take a page from Mozilla...
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Remember, the correct pronunciation of Netcape is "Mozilla". Why can't the correct pronunciation of GNU/Linux be "Linux"? Oh, I forgot... the GNU is never silent.:)
*smiling, backing away very slowly from stallman...*
Ahem.
Somehow I doubt those are frequently asked questions...
Remember, the correct pronunciation of Netcape is "Mozilla". Why can't the correct pronunciation of GNU/Linux be "Linux"? Oh, I forgot... the GNU is never silent. :)
(Tongue firmly in cheek)
They want to enforce the GNU/Linux issue, but hate BSD's advertising clause. This is not a troll: how do they say you can do one but not the other?
It's actually GNU/Linux not GNU\Linux, give the forward slash some credit for its work!
sic transit gloria mundi
vi users have put together a FAQ entitled "Why emacs sucks"
The National Apple Institute released a bulletin on use of pears in food products "Fuck pears!"*
The Paintball Users Consortium released it's findings on "Why pump guns are better"
The folks at "Apple Computers Rule!" released a document on "Why Macs are better than PC's"
Gee, did I miss any completely blatant flame war topics?
Useless news, stuff that fills the boards up...
*sigh*
j
* credit for this to George Carlin, Place for my Stuff album.
-- There is no sig line, only Zuul.
I can't help thinking that this is a list of Frequently Asked Questions that just aren't frequently asked.
It would be hard to write an emacs Macro that inserted "GNU" everytime one typed "Linux"
I can see it now, the Emacs office assistant: "I see you are trying to type 'Linux' Wouldn't you prefer the official name 'GNU/Linux'?
main(i){(10-putchar(((25208>>3*(i+=3))&7)+(i ?i-4?100:65:10)))?main(i-4):i;}