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Intel Demos 4.7-GHz Pentium

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the thems-not-potato-chips dept.

richmlpdx writes "Silicon Strategies has an article about Intel's latest demo... "Providing a sneak preview of its future developments, Intel Corp. here today demonstrated its fastest microprocessors to date--a 4.7-GHz chip for high-end desktop PCs.""

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  1. Re:4.7 is 1337 d00dz by SimpleSphere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    NOTEPAD! DUH.

  2. Re:4.7 is 1337 d00dz by Ledora · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Transfering all of Bill Gates money around

  3. Re:Pocket-calculator stuff. by styxlord · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Offtopic my ass ... sigh ... you know they will be making a movie soon for those of you who don't read.

  4. Oh good... by JanusFury · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh good, a 4.7GHZ P4 should really help with my dirty bomb detonation studies, they'll run way faste... Terrorist? What!? Where!?

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  5. A Play In One Act Starring Pokey and Co. by Vidmaster_Steve · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Pokey and Mr. Nutty are standing on the Arctic Circle snowfield.


    Pokey: WHY MR. NUTTY, WHATEVER DO YOU HAVE THERE?!?!

    Mr. Nutty: WHY OLD BEAN, IT IS MY NEW PENTIUM FOUR 4.7GHZ MICROCOMPUTER PROCESSOR!!!

    Pokey: MR. NUTTY. YOUR NEW COMPUTER IS CAUSING UNDUE HEAT STRESS ON THE ARCTIC ICE PACK. WE WILL SOON ALL DIE AS OUR PRECIOUS ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY CANNOT GROW IN THIS UNSEASONABLE WARMTH.

    Enter Little Girl, stage left


    Little Girl: POKEY! THE ITALIANS ARE ON THE HORIZON! THEY ARE PIRATES AND OUT TO STEAL OUR ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY.

    Pokey and Mr. Nutty, In Unison: OH NO!

    Pokey: WE SHOULD MUSTER A DEFENSE!

    Mr. Nutty: SMASHING!

    Pokey, Mr. Nutty and Little Girl head to the Arctic Circle Candy field. An Italian ship is on the horizon. Fast closing in on the precious Arctic Circle Candy, we see the scurrilous ITALIANS closing fast on the Arctic Circle Candy.


    All: ITALIANS!!!

    Little Girl: QUICK POKEY, THE ITALIANS ARE APPROACHING RAPIDLY!

    Pokey: QUICK MR. NUTTY, USE YOUR AWESOME UPPER-BODY FORTITUDE, HURL YOUR PENTIUM AT THE ITALIAN VESSLE!

    Mr. Nutty hefts the hot computer and using his incredible strength, flings the machine all the way to the horizon, where it lands on the deck of the Italians' ship. The ship instantly bursts into flame and sinks.

    The remanining Italians along with Pokey, Mr. Nutty and Little Girl let out a cheer!


    Everybody: HOORAY! THE ITALIANS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED AND THE ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY IS SAFE! ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY FOR EVERYBODY!

    Lights down, curtain drop, The End! HOORAY!
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