Intel Demos 4.7-GHz Pentium

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Posted by ryuzaki0 on Wednesday September 25, 2002 @08:08PM from the thems-not-potato-chips dept.

richmlpdx writes "Silicon Strategies has an article about Intel's latest demo... "Providing a sneak preview of its future developments, Intel Corp. here today demonstrated its fastest microprocessors to date--a 4.7-GHz chip for high-end desktop PCs.""

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frist poss by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:09 · Score: -1, Offtopic

no way...
FROST by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

PROST
Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:13 · Score: -1, Offtopic

dude, u are not kool becuz u did not get teh frist prost.... tee hee hee
Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:14 · Score: -1, Offtopic

in fact, you're more a loser than cool, no offense
Re:Pocket-calculator stuff. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Arcturan megadonkey

Is this a new phrase for penis?
Re:4.7 is 1337 d00dz by SimpleSphere · 2002-09-25 20:17 · Score: 0, Offtopic

NOTEPAD! DUH.
moore's law by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:24 · Score: -1, Offtopic

look it up
Re:4.7 GIGAhertz? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:28 · Score: -1, Offtopic

So? Why not just write I'm an old fart with nothing to say next time.
jumping the shark by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:28 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Damn, Fox better not fuck us then!
Re:Pocket-calculator stuff. by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 20:28 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Arcturan megadonkey

Is this a new phrase for penis?

You have four legs on your penis?
Re:4.7 is 1337 d00dz by Ledora · 2002-09-25 20:29 · Score: 1, Offtopic

Transfering all of Bill Gates money around
Re:And in the other news... by mijok · 2002-09-25 20:42 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Well what does "hackers" mean to you? And what about "crackers" then?

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Re:Pocket-calculator stuff. by styxlord · 2002-09-25 20:57 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Offtopic my ass ... sigh ... you know they will be making a movie soon for those of you who don't read.
Oh good... by JanusFury · 2002-09-25 21:35 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Oh good, a 4.7GHZ P4 should really help with my dirty bomb detonation studies, they'll run way faste... Terrorist? What!? Where!?

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Re:I want to see 4.77 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 22:18 · Score: -1, Offtopic

MOD THIS UP FOLKS! IT'S TRULY FUCKING FUNNY!

And by "fucking funny", I mean "fucking worthless".

PLZ DIE

-klerck
A Play In One Act Starring Pokey and Co. by Vidmaster_Steve · 2002-09-25 22:19 · Score: 1, Offtopic

Pokey and Mr. Nutty are standing on the Arctic Circle snowfield.

Pokey: WHY MR. NUTTY, WHATEVER DO YOU HAVE THERE?!?!

Mr. Nutty: WHY OLD BEAN, IT IS MY NEW PENTIUM FOUR 4.7GHZ MICROCOMPUTER PROCESSOR!!!

Pokey: MR. NUTTY. YOUR NEW COMPUTER IS CAUSING UNDUE HEAT STRESS ON THE ARCTIC ICE PACK. WE WILL SOON ALL DIE AS OUR PRECIOUS ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY CANNOT GROW IN THIS UNSEASONABLE WARMTH.

Enter Little Girl, stage left

Little Girl: POKEY! THE ITALIANS ARE ON THE HORIZON! THEY ARE PIRATES AND OUT TO STEAL OUR ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY.

Pokey and Mr. Nutty, In Unison: OH NO!

Pokey: WE SHOULD MUSTER A DEFENSE!

Mr. Nutty: SMASHING!

Pokey, Mr. Nutty and Little Girl head to the Arctic Circle Candy field. An Italian ship is on the horizon. Fast closing in on the precious Arctic Circle Candy, we see the scurrilous ITALIANS closing fast on the Arctic Circle Candy.

All: ITALIANS!!!

Little Girl: QUICK POKEY, THE ITALIANS ARE APPROACHING RAPIDLY!

Pokey: QUICK MR. NUTTY, USE YOUR AWESOME UPPER-BODY FORTITUDE, HURL YOUR PENTIUM AT THE ITALIAN VESSLE!

Mr. Nutty hefts the hot computer and using his incredible strength, flings the machine all the way to the horizon, where it lands on the deck of the Italians' ship. The ship instantly bursts into flame and sinks.

The remanining Italians along with Pokey, Mr. Nutty and Little Girl let out a cheer!

Everybody: HOORAY! THE ITALIANS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED AND THE ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY IS SAFE! ARCTIC CIRCLE CANDY FOR EVERYBODY!

Lights down, curtain drop, The End! HOORAY!

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Re:I want to see 4.77 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 22:23 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Also not funny.
Re:I want to see 4.77 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-25 22:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic

The parent to this entire thread... NOT FUNNY

Your reply... NOT FUNNY

There's nothing we can do to save this sinking ship of UNFUNNINESS. It was DOOMED FROM THE START.

Just GIVE UP NOW.
Wow! A new processor? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-09-26 00:19 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things?!!?!?!!!11!1#1#~!@11!