'Sticky Mittens' Give Babies A Head Start
Tammy Tieu writes "Duke University psychologists have discovered that fitting infants with Velcro-covered 'sticky mittens' gives them a developmental jump start in learning to explore objects. The researchers placed the mittens on infants too young to actually grasp objects, but the mittens allowed the infants to snag Velcro-fitted toys merely by swiping at them. In comparisons with infants who hadn't used the mittens, found the psychologists, those who had used the mitten subsequently showed more sophisticated abilities to explore objects."
They wound up with their hands stuck together for most of childhood. Did wonders for my peace of mind.
And when does evolution kick in and allow these youngsters the ability to "grow" velcro?
They need to learn what they HAVE. I can just imagine 25,000 people walking around the world with Velcro on their hands because of their inability to use their REAL digits!
sheesh.
...of kids too lazy to even close their hands :-)
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Just remember to take them off before the kids hit puberty and discover the allure of pornography. Ouch.
Seriously, I hope the scientists at least let the babies climb on the walls and ceiling.
Yes, that's two jokes for the price of one, folks. I do it cuz I love ya. Move along.
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