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Help wanted: CTO at Warner Music.

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the meet-interesting-people-and-kill-them dept.

Gill_Bates writes "It looks like Warner music group are looking for a CTO. I'm intrigued by the sentence that reads "Builds prototypes and evaluates alternatives for on-line music delivery, P2P warfare, copy protection, etc." " How many job descriptions include the phrase "Warfare"?

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  1. Lots by EvilStein · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How many job descriptions include the phrase "Warfare"?"

    If Donald Rumsfield is your boss, the answer would be "All of them."

  2. Wanted: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    General to lead a late-term, losing battle.

  3. "Warfare" by RimRod · · Score: 5, Funny
    How many job descriptions include the phrase "Warfare"?

    According to Monster.com, 335 job descriptoins include the phrase "Warfare". You can hold such captivating jobs as:

    • TWw Naval Warfare Requirements Analyst for BAE SYSTEMS North America, Inc!

    • Sr. Electronic Warfare Systems Engineer for Sippican!

    • Electronics Engineer Senior Staff for Lockheed Martin!

    • An Information & Electronic Technician in over 100 locations for the Naval Reserve!


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    - ...and remember, you can't invade Brainania. It's not on the big map.
  4. Warfare by digitalsynapse · · Score: 1, Funny

    How many job descriptions include the phrase "Warfare"?

    With the Bush administration in office, is that a trick question?

  5. Re:it's a job by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    do not subscribe to the Slashdot libertarianism

    It's Slashdot socialism, not libertarianism. [I'm not a libertarian, but if I was, I would be insulted at the accusation. :) ]

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  6. but obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it didn't include HTML, or were you declaring war on the close italic tag?

  7. Re:it's a job by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 2, Funny

    some braindead sucker that will do a pisspoor job

    But I thought that was the job description for a CTO.

  8. The actual ad by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 4, Funny

    CTO
    Location: Inner Bunker, CA; New York, NY
    Position Type: Attack
    Position Duration: Full-Time 24/7

    Warner Music Group

    Job Description
    Warner Music Group seeks a heavy duty cyborg or mutant preferrably with stealth capabilities, and with desire to kill.

    We offer a competitive salary and full benefits package, including, but not limited to, 1 million rounds per month of the finest ATK small caliber ammunition (5.56mm, 7.62mm, .30 caliber, .50 caliber), 500.000 rounds of medium caliber ammunition (25mm) fully compatible with NATO weapons system, a set of the finest machine guns and a license to kill.

    Requirements:
    Must obey, specially directive 4, and be tolerant to baby food.

    Knowing ED-209 assembly is a plus. Also desirable is experience with flamethrowers and chainsaws.

    If you are interested in this position, please submit your resume, including number of manslaughters you're accused of being involved to: acmearmy@warnerbros.com, subject: CTO.