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dkgamez writes ""To make a long story
short, here I am, with my dream - a cordless-optical-rechargeable mouse. You can't imagine how good I feel right now.""
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Good god man! Have you ever even seen what a pussy looks like?
I am very happy for you. Here I am bored to death reading yet another stupid /. article not worth reading...
This story is so interesting - NOT.
Anybody want to play noughts and crosses:
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P.S. - Thank you all for your suggestions yesterday on Assfucking For Beginners. I shall give credit where credit is due, and intend to donate my share of the proceeds to a charity that supports people who were born with hot grits in their beowulf clusters while widening Natalie Portman goatse style.
Shouts go out to Klerck, who is a true master.
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It will be interesting to see this technology integrated into buttplugs
This is just another example of spineless crap moderation here on /. Slashdot has denigrated. The users are little terrorists in thier own right, raising 'jihad' (to use a loser term - understood best by losers) against intellect and those without populist opinions. Your sweaty thirteen year old fingers clicking away on your Microsoft and iMac mice legislating mediocrity. Redundant? Troll? Flamebait? Whatever. Most probably vexing because its true.
Mao Tse Tung, Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Pinochet, Mussolini, Marshall Joseph Tito, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein, Muammar Qaddafi, Juan Peron, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ferdinand Marcos, General Suharto, Pol Pot, Fransisco Franco, and certainly the worst of the bunch, SLASHDOT's editing/moderating [read: censoring] "community"(*) ALL AGREE on ONE THING:
(*)Note, the word community used often on Slashdot, this is referring to a proto communist commune. So, you busy little plebian proletariats, get busy, you have some censoring to do! FUN! Do the bidding of your fat, undisciplined masters who never subject themselves to peer review. Good job you little neo-commies. Don't want to hear the other side, shoot the fucker in the head as an ENEMY OF THE STATE [In this case anyone who seeks to improve the sad state ofBojay Iverson fuck my ass!