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SETI to Upgrade Software, Telescope

Professor_Quail writes "Space.com reports that SETI@home is planning to transfer it's operations from Arecibo to another telescope in Australia, where they say lies an increased chance of finding extra-terrestrials. The Australian telescope is more powerful, with a wider view of the sky; scientists are betting that this new telescope will also help find signs of 'shriveling' black holes."

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  1. What the first message will say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Take me to your leader

    1. Re:What the first message will say by pinko-rat-bastard · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Send more Chuck Berry"

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    2. Re:What the first message will say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it will say

      "Enlarge your PENIS!!!"

      or maybe

      "I don't normally respond to chain letters, but..."

      or possibly even

      "Make Money Fast!"

  2. Re:Extraterrestrials in Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    "Thank god the Americans got the puritans and we got the convicts".
    - Editorial from an Australian newspaper with reference to Bill Clinton's afairs

  3. Re:Is that such a good idea? by WheelDweller · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It seems like if we're looking for aliens, the last place we'd like to look is in the middle of a black hole. "

    Well, you see black holes compress matter- it's like a thick-spot in space, since a mass the size of Jupiter can fit into the size of a strawberry. Imagine for a moment how many thousands of alien civilizations could fit inside these black holss...

    All of them screaming, "LET US OUTTA HERE! IT'S CRAMPED AND SOMEONE FARTED!"

    Yeah, I'm sure that's it. :)

    It's probably signalling a change of just what kind of actual research-program we'll be running, but it'll look the same. One thing bothers me though: higher-res means slower conversion of the data. Instead of a year to examine a year's data, it could be decades...

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  4. Re:So apparently, indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Absolutely: Australia, where according to the article there is an increased chance to find extraterrestrials. I don't see why they didn't search in Australia to begin with. On second thought, perhaps they first had to hone their detection technology so that they can distinguish native Australians from the aliens. Yeah, that must be it.

  5. Too good a line to pass up by Observer · · Score: 5, Funny
    "...another telescope in Australia, where they say lies an increased chance of finding extra-terrestrials."
    Most of them will be called Bruce, presumably.
  6. Re:FYI: Parkes "stared" (pardon the pun) ... by jasontheking · · Score: 2, Funny

    from the dish...

    It turns out it's the largest radio telescope in the southern hemisphere.

    What's it doing in the middle of a sheep paddock?

    The Americans spend billions of dollars to let us watch a man walk on the moon and in the end it falls to you blokes. How do you feel about that?

    A lot better before you opened your trap.

    sums things up quite nicely I think. baa!

  7. Re:SETI is pointless, Aliens already here.... by N+Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the point in SETI?

    Certain parts of society are already liasing with aliens, and we have been for some time. Wake up and smell the coffee! .....


    Yes and those documentaries, MIB and MIB2, were fascinating, weren't they?
    /me removes tongue from cheek...

  8. Re:Wouldn't this be a better use for telescope tim by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Funny

    We're decoding the message fron the aliens now sir. They say "Watch .. Out .. For .. That .. Asteroi--"...

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  9. Re:As an employee of SETI@home ... by PD · · Score: 5, Funny

    we have observed pretty much everything that is visible from that location.

    Except for the aliens?

  10. Re:As an employee of SETI@home ... by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Funny
    For the last several years, we have been using the data we have gathered for several purposes, amongst which are mapping the Hydrogen distrobution in the milky way and searching for SETI.
    Have you tried a Google search?
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  11. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Twice as fast!

  12. other end of the scope by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps instead we should upgrade the aliens to make them easier to detect.